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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Shaky Idea He Suggested

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: Transparent half-breed set



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Shaky Idea He Suggested

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: curious autistic principal's office nibblets

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Titillating Shrine



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: Ungodly turquoise orchestra pit wagecucks



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Onyx nowag

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Shaky Idea He Suggested



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Deep associate

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: curious autistic principal's office nibblets

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Avocado charismatic athletic conference center

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Shaky Idea He Suggested



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Fishy address multi-billionaire



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: Bronze Vigorous Pozpig

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: Splenetic mood electric furnace

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Razzle sick crotch

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Shaky Idea He Suggested



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: light nudist trust fund



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Razzle sick crotch

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: ivory bisexual stage

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Sadistic black woman



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Razzle sick crotch

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Shaky Idea He Suggested



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Shaky Idea He Suggested



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: twinkling sound barrier

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Shaky Idea He Suggested



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: talented public bath ape



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: wild frum turdskin international law enforcement agency

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Cerebral abusive pisswyrm

evidence that this was not edited plz.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Razzle sick crotch

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Shaky Idea He Suggested

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Razzle sick crotch

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: talented public bath ape



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: wild frum turdskin international law enforcement agency



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Sadistic black woman

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: Bronze Vigorous Pozpig

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Razzle sick crotch



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: hairless elastic band

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Shaky Idea He Suggested



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: Nubile bull headed dopamine

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: Shaky Idea He Suggested

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: scarlet jap



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: Shaky Idea He Suggested



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: Shaky Idea He Suggested



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: Violet skinny woman locale

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: Red rigor

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Shaky Idea He Suggested



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: Shaky Idea He Suggested



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Shaky Idea He Suggested

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: Geriatric Burgundy Point



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Shaky Idea He Suggested



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: Fuchsia Costumed Candlestick Maker Yarmulke



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Shaky Idea He Suggested



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: Shaky Idea He Suggested



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Frozen new version blood rage

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: Avocado charismatic athletic conference center



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Obsidian fragrant pit



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Garnet Sandwich Property

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: hairless elastic band



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Shaky Idea He Suggested



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Fishy address multi-billionaire



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Date: June 12th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: METATRON



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