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BREAKING: FBI arrests MDH for bank robbery

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fb...
Deep Boyish French Chef Factory Reset Button
  04/14/22
Lol at this beta During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo,...
yapping dun macaca brunch
  04/14/22
Did this guy play college ball
Deep Boyish French Chef Factory Reset Button
  04/14/22
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Glittery vermilion persian
  10/08/24
Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Tr...
self-absorbed swollen turdskin spot
  04/14/22
Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks
Deep Boyish French Chef Factory Reset Button
  04/14/22
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self-absorbed swollen turdskin spot
  04/14/22
lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instea...
low-t hell
  04/14/22
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Blue center
  06/06/24
He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're...
Adventurous plaza
  04/27/24
lol
potluck
  07/23/26
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Deep Boyish French Chef Factory Reset Button
  04/28/22
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Deep Boyish French Chef Factory Reset Button
  07/04/23
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Blue center
  12/17/23
whoever that is, sad outcome
Lilac indian lodge
  12/17/23
LJL at MDH being 41
Talented Pocket Flask
  12/17/23
This was 100% MDH by the way
Deep Boyish French Chef Factory Reset Button
  04/27/24
?
Talented Pocket Flask
  04/27/24
Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Gr...
Deep Boyish French Chef Factory Reset Button
  04/27/24
I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at...
Talented Pocket Flask
  04/27/24
lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have ...
Deep Boyish French Chef Factory Reset Button
  04/27/24
It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long
Talented Pocket Flask
  04/27/24
I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.
bespoke excitant lodge
  04/27/24
Georgia?
Talented Pocket Flask
  04/27/24
Really? I think I would guess Maryland
bespoke excitant lodge
  04/27/24
lol WF is in western North Carolina
Sexy scourge upon the earth
  06/06/24
No shit? I always thought it was around Chicago.
Bearded aromatic resort
  10/14/24
Dat Lake Forest
cyan concupiscible chapel
  04/24/26
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Flushed newt school cafeteria
  04/27/24
180
glassy church building
  04/27/24
Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest Univ...
Adventurous plaza
  04/27/24
Honk honk
glassy church building
  04/27/24
MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.
bespoke excitant lodge
  04/27/24
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Soul-stirring Idea He Suggested Location
  04/27/24
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Flushed newt school cafeteria
  10/08/24
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Brilliant razzle partner
  10/08/24
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curious shivering gay wizard
  11/16/24
Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.
Navy Thriller Hairy Legs Associate
  06/06/24
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rose theater patrolman
  06/06/24
i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah
walnut quadroon
  06/06/24
MoreDoughHi=Mordecai
Light Cracking Depressive
  06/06/24
i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i a...
walnut quadroon
  06/06/24
This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona...
Light Cracking Depressive
  06/06/24
...
laughsome sienna gas station
  04/24/26
...
Brilliant razzle partner
  10/08/24
When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him f...
Deep Boyish French Chef Factory Reset Button
  10/14/24
Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for ...
Deep Boyish French Chef Factory Reset Button
  09/14/25
...
Cocky Telephone
  03/31/26
flame?
emerald orchestra pit milk
  04/01/26
This was 100% not flame
Deep Boyish French Chef Factory Reset Button
  04/24/26
How long will he be locked up?
bistre coiffed kitchen son of senegal
  04/24/26
trump will pardon him
Heady avocado locus
  04/24/26
If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.
bistre coiffed kitchen son of senegal
  04/24/26
actually not fIame
spectacular mustard business firm mediation
  04/24/26
...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/22/26
I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept ...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from th...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I do...
artificial intelligence
  07/23/26
what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda...
little ball of Hebraic rage
  07/23/26
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potluck
  07/23/26
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laughsome sienna gas station
  04/25/26
"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De...
going pumo irl
  07/23/26
RIP
gaetan dugas
  07/23/26


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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:46 PM
Author: Deep Boyish French Chef Factory Reset Button

https://moguldom.com/312615/miami-attorney-41-unmasked-by-fbi-as-robber-who-hit-5-banks-in-past-3-weeks/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#44341248)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:50 PM
Author: yapping dun macaca brunch

Lol at this beta

During an Oct. 5 robbery at Wells Fargo, 2555 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables, the complaint says Honaker wore “a floppy hat and a blue, short-sleeved shirt.” His note said, “Keep calm and give me all the money in the drawer. I have a gun.” The teller pretended not to understand English, giving her an excuse to talk with her manager. While she informed her manager that the guy in the floppy hat was trying to rob them, Honaker backed away, appeared to get on his phone, then left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#44341281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:57 PM
Author: Deep Boyish French Chef Factory Reset Button

Did this guy play college ball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#44341324)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:59 AM
Author: Glittery vermilion persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#48176067)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 6:58 PM
Author: self-absorbed swollen turdskin spot

Honaker’s LinkedIn page said he worked at Greenberg Traurig from 2006 to 2011. The firm said Wednesday it was actually 2008 to 2011, Miami Herald reported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#44341332)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:06 PM
Author: Deep Boyish French Chef Factory Reset Button

Strong evidence MDH is robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#44342148)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 11:16 PM
Author: self-absorbed swollen turdskin spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#44343281)



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Date: April 14th, 2022 9:12 PM
Author: low-t hell

lol, "no comment" would have been fine, but instead we went with "actually yes we definitely hired this guy but only for three years not the five that has been alleged"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#44342182)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Blue center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47724566)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Adventurous plaza

He's probably counting from his summer clerkship and they're counting from when he was a graduate. LJL @ washing out from fucking Greenberg Traurig so fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47613739)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:21 PM
Author: potluck

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#50020950)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:56 AM
Author: Deep Boyish French Chef Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#44418035)



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Date: July 4th, 2023 3:47 PM
Author: Deep Boyish French Chef Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#46508924)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Blue center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47180678)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: Lilac indian lodge

whoever that is, sad outcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47180695)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: Talented Pocket Flask

LJL at MDH being 41

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47180702)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Deep Boyish French Chef Factory Reset Button

This was 100% MDH by the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47613713)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:41 PM
Author: Talented Pocket Flask

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47613717)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Deep Boyish French Chef Factory Reset Button

Jewish, shitty south eastern law school, Miami, worked at Greenberg Traurig then got cut and worked in shit law, clear drug problem, so stupid he thinks he’s smart enough to rob banks, can’t post anymore cause he’s in fucking prison. What do you want me to tell you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47613741)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Talented Pocket Flask

I thought he went to HLS and was a walk on on the FB team at an SEC school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47613757)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Deep Boyish French Chef Factory Reset Button

lol yeah and I played a little college ball myself and have a perfect 10 taut blonde wife and 100 million dollars in the bank. Just like MDH would have by now if he weren’t in prison for robbing banks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47613772)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Talented Pocket Flask

It is weird that he hasn’t posted in so long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47613786)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:51 PM
Author: bespoke excitant lodge

I just realized I have no fucking idea where Wake Forest is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47613778)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Talented Pocket Flask

Georgia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47613784)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: bespoke excitant lodge

Really? I think I would guess Maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47613797)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Sexy scourge upon the earth

lol WF is in western North Carolina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47724773)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 11:09 PM
Author: Bearded aromatic resort

No shit?

I always thought it was around Chicago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#48198616)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: cyan concupiscible chapel

Dat Lake Forest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#49840452)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Flushed newt school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47613788)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: glassy church building

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47613801)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Adventurous plaza

Honaker earned his juris doctor degree from Wake Forest University Law School on Dec. 10, 2005. State records show he was admitted to the Florida Bar on Jan. 31, 2008, and is a member in good standing, according to ABC affiliate Local10 in Miami. . . . Honaker’s online profiles contained contradictory information that appeared to clash with reality, Miami Herald reported. They seem designed to project a favorable image. For example, both his LinkedIn and Florida Bar online profiles claim he graduated from Duke University School of Law in 2006. His LinkedIn page claimed honors gained while at Duke Law. But an email from Duke University to the Miami Herald said there’s no record that Aaron Honaker ever attended.

****

lol, if you're going to lie about going to a school why wouldn't you pick a place better than Duke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47613748)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: glassy church building

Honk honk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47613783)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:28 PM
Author: bespoke excitant lodge

MDH never posted again after that guy got arrested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47614318)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:30 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Idea He Suggested Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47614320)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:01 AM
Author: Flushed newt school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#48176070)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 5:10 AM
Author: Brilliant razzle partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#48176080)



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Date: November 16th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: curious shivering gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#48344700)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:29 PM
Author: Navy Thriller Hairy Legs Associate

Holy shit this is definitely 100 percent MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47724582)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:37 PM
Author: rose theater patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47724614)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:31 PM
Author: walnut quadroon

i love how his name is a homophone of Hanukkah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47724589)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Light Cracking Depressive

MoreDoughHi=Mordecai

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47724610)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: walnut quadroon

i remember he was jewish, or 'half jewish' or something. i always liked MDH, though. he was legit funny, but seemed sociopathic. guess it wasn't 'schtick.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47724621)



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Date: June 6th, 2024 2:49 PM
Author: Light Cracking Depressive

This is Aaron's brother, Josh: https://x.com/joshuawaynehona

Guy is obsessed with the Florida Gators. Another hint Honaker is MDH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#47724661)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: laughsome sienna gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#49840473)



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Date: October 8th, 2024 4:38 AM
Author: Brilliant razzle partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#48176065)



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Date: October 14th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Deep Boyish French Chef Factory Reset Button

When will MDH get out of prison so that we can pillory him for robbing a bank

Yours in Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#48198559)



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Date: September 14th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Deep Boyish French Chef Factory Reset Button

Aurochs did someone smuggle a cell phone into the clink for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#49267875)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Cocky Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#49784228)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: emerald orchestra pit milk

flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#49785594)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Deep Boyish French Chef Factory Reset Button

This was 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#49840109)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: bistre coiffed kitchen son of senegal

How long will he be locked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#49840468)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Heady avocado locus

trump will pardon him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#49840478)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: bistre coiffed kitchen son of senegal

If you don't know, you don't know, bro. It's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#49840482)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: spectacular mustard business firm mediation

actually not fIame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#49840464)



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Date: July 22nd, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#50018265)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I was OP and found this article randomly one day. As I kept reading it all I could think was oh shit this is definitely MDH. And it was him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#50020645)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

was it ever 100% confirmed to be him? sounds like it from this thread, but i wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#50020842)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:43 PM
Author: artificial intelligence

I don’t know of any independent confirmation, but I don’t need any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#50020851)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 10:44 PM
Author: little ball of Hebraic rage ((zurich is stained))

what i've seen in here is enough. no way it isn't him. kinda like shortporch, i don't think we ever got full confirmation of that, but he was the prof who got kilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#50020858)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#50020951)



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Date: April 25th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: laughsome sienna gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#49841414)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: going pumo irl

"On Oct. 15, Honaker tried to rob HSBC at 2222 Ponce De Leon Blvd., Coral Gables but his note confused the teller, who “glanced at the note and, without realizing its true meaning, asked (Honaker) to fill out a withdrawal slip first because she needed an account number.” Honaker complied and wrote on the withdrawal slip, “read the note,” which asked for all $100s, $50s and $20s. The teller told Honaker, “The bank kept its cash in counting machines” so she couldn’t give him what he wanted, the complaint said. He left."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#50020953)



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Date: July 23rd, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: gaetan dugas

RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&forum_id=2...id#50021007)