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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
shimmering stage chad
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
Irate circlehead
  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
Rebellious Mood
  04/18/25
Cr.
sick famous landscape painting potus
  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
aphrodisiac boltzmann library
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
Emerald free-loading dopamine
  04/18/25
anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are fill...
shimmering stage chad
  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
purple becky locus
  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
Lascivious sable pit hissy fit
  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
shimmering stage chad
  04/18/25
...
A Joyless Profession
  09/20/26
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
fragrant tan rehab
  04/18/25
It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you&r...
shimmering stage chad
  04/18/25
(ballsack dipper)
fragrant tan rehab
  04/18/25
...
clear impressive travel guidebook
  04/18/25
...
concupiscible church building coldplay fan
  08/17/26
...
kink-friendly passionate abode knife
  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
pink fanboi stag film
  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
cerebral khaki resort
  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
shimmering stage chad
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
cerebral khaki resort
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
clear impressive travel guidebook
  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
shimmering stage chad
  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
cerebral khaki resort
  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
shimmering stage chad
  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
cerebral khaki resort
  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
aromatic umber step-uncle's house
  04/18/25
jfc goys
cerebral khaki resort
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
clear impressive travel guidebook
  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
shimmering stage chad
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
Very Tactful Pisswyrm
  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
clear impressive travel guidebook
  04/18/25
Ty friend
Very Tactful Pisswyrm
  04/18/25
...
light mildly autistic elastic band public bath
  08/17/26
...
light mildly autistic elastic band public bath
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
demanding stubborn legend nibblets
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
shimmering stage chad
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
demanding stubborn legend nibblets
  04/18/25
...
cracking gay casino
  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
cerebral khaki resort
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
shimmering stage chad
  04/18/25
...
kink-friendly passionate abode knife
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
Transparent liquid oxygen
  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Very Tactful Pisswyrm
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
shimmering stage chad
  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
shimmering stage chad
  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
shimmering stage chad
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
Rebellious Mood
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
shimmering stage chad
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
shimmering stage chad
  08/17/26
...
light mildly autistic elastic band public bath
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
fragrant tan rehab
  08/17/26
ur dumb
shimmering stage chad
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
fragrant tan rehab
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
shimmering stage chad
  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
fragrant tan rehab
  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
shimmering stage chad
  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
Slimy Kitty
  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
shimmering stage chad
  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
Slimy Kitty
  08/17/26
...
impertinent main people
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
demanding stubborn legend nibblets
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
shimmering stage chad
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
demanding stubborn legend nibblets
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
aphrodisiac boltzmann library
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
shimmering stage chad
  08/17/26
Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would...
tight butthold
  09/20/26


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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: shimmering stage chad

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Irate circlehead

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Rebellious Mood

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48859990)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: sick famous landscape painting potus

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860004)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: aphrodisiac boltzmann library

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860023)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: Emerald free-loading dopamine

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860030)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: shimmering stage chad

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860097)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: purple becky locus

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50072855)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Lascivious sable pit hissy fit

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860105)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: shimmering stage chad

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860121)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: A Joyless Profession



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50146151)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: fragrant tan rehab

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860108)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: shimmering stage chad

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860119)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: fragrant tan rehab

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860339)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: clear impressive travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860341)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: concupiscible church building coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50073551)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: kink-friendly passionate abode knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50073530)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: pink fanboi stag film

Okay, i lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48861494)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: cerebral khaki resort

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: shimmering stage chad

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860134)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: cerebral khaki resort

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: clear impressive travel guidebook

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860157)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: shimmering stage chad

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: cerebral khaki resort

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: shimmering stage chad

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: cerebral khaki resort

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860245)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: aromatic umber step-uncle's house

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860267)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: cerebral khaki resort

jfc goys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860298)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: clear impressive travel guidebook

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860305)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: shimmering stage chad

wtf is fodip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48861252)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Very Tactful Pisswyrm

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48861428)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: clear impressive travel guidebook

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48861446)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Very Tactful Pisswyrm

Ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48861675)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: light mildly autistic elastic band public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50072795)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: light mildly autistic elastic band public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50072794)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: demanding stubborn legend nibblets

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: shimmering stage chad

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48861256)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: demanding stubborn legend nibblets

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48861266)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: cracking gay casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48861440)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: cerebral khaki resort

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48861279)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: shimmering stage chad

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48861490)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: kink-friendly passionate abode knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50073532)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Transparent liquid oxygen

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48860598)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Very Tactful Pisswyrm

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48861672)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: shimmering stage chad

thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking fuckface tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48862424)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: shimmering stage chad

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48870753)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: shimmering stage chad

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48905361)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Rebellious Mood

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: shimmering stage chad

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#48908012)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: shimmering stage chad

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50072789)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: light mildly autistic elastic band public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50072796)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: fragrant tan rehab

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50072797)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: shimmering stage chad

ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50072815)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: fragrant tan rehab

(ballsack dipper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50072816)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: shimmering stage chad

idk wtf that even means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50072830)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: fragrant tan rehab

it's not very hard to figure out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50072849)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: shimmering stage chad

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50073046)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: Slimy Kitty

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50072848)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: shimmering stage chad

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50072851)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: Slimy Kitty

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50072861)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: impertinent main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50073061)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: demanding stubborn legend nibblets

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: shimmering stage chad

You just aren’t hitting it right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50073545)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: demanding stubborn legend nibblets

i'm not hitting it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50073862)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac boltzmann library

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: shimmering stage chad

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50073656)



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Date: September 20th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: tight butthold

Patrick Clancy should have taken this advice. His kids would still be alive if he just hit it right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2...id#50146047)