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My wife accuses me of having an affair daily

I brought a coffee cup in my car from the work break room an...
Titillating piazza
  06/20/26
this is the only way women stay infatuated with you on even ...
Bateful Digit Ratio Principal's Office
  06/20/26
wow you guys are really retarded even for nihilistic jewish ...
vivacious wine hell
  06/20/26
maybe this is why she's having so much sex with you
twisted wonderful center
  06/20/26
This
Vibrant tripping faggot firefighter
  06/20/26
...
Gaped Fuchsia Laser Beams Deer Antler
  07/02/26
She thinks her looks are dropping off and my sex drive norma...
Titillating piazza
  06/21/26
lmao you've gotta channel this into her being depraved in wa...
Mustard house-broken faggotry trailer park
  06/21/26
Yeah it's exploitable but I don't have the wherewithal. She ...
Titillating piazza
  06/21/26
bro come on, you just need to order her around and keep her ...
twisted wonderful center
  06/21/26
I think cr. But I hate doing that shit. I just want to be le...
Titillating piazza
  06/21/26
heavy is the head that wears the crown, my brother. it's a ...
twisted wonderful center
  06/21/26
I sleep 4.5 hours a night, zero contact with friends. I have...
Titillating piazza
  06/21/26
uh yeah that does sound exhausting. 4.5 hours/night is not ...
twisted wonderful center
  06/21/26
...
Mustard house-broken faggotry trailer park
  06/22/26
JFC and you're complaining about this?
Gaped Fuchsia Laser Beams Deer Antler
  06/21/26
Turn a woman down for a bj because it's a very poor timing a...
Titillating piazza
  06/21/26
go on
Gaped Fuchsia Laser Beams Deer Antler
  06/24/26
to a women, being turned down for sex in any way shape or fo...
Racy Rose Crackhouse Affirmative Action
  06/24/26
I can't wait. Yet will have to
Gaped Fuchsia Laser Beams Deer Antler
  06/24/26
...
Diverse Roommate School
  07/02/26
titcr
Diverse Roommate School
  07/02/26
What would she do to you if she found out?
Histrionic Foreskin
  06/20/26
No, there is nothing to find out. It's beyond annoying that ...
Titillating piazza
  06/20/26
tell her that she needs to put out more, particularly kinky ...
Gaped Fuchsia Laser Beams Deer Antler
  06/21/26
Stop fucking her completely
Topaz Base
  06/21/26
...
haunting self-absorbed athletic conference
  06/21/26
Middle aged SAHM with kids now in school all day?
swashbuckling know-it-all chapel
  06/21/26
She's going back to work this year. She need two years for h...
Titillating piazza
  06/21/26
good she's Bored. period. that's the problem.
swashbuckling know-it-all chapel
  06/22/26
...
Diverse Roommate School
  07/02/26
might as well have an affair then, why endure the torment of...
Glassy kitchen
  06/21/26
I told her this before. She just cried. There is an intern t...
Titillating piazza
  06/21/26
She's cheating. This is all guilt and projection
Soul-stirring Cream Death Wish Theater
  06/21/26
I wish. I tried this tract and she said oh that would just b...
Titillating piazza
  06/21/26
100%
shimmering duck-like boiling water
  06/21/26
Fuck dude...I could use the help
Titillating piazza
  06/21/26
I'm down
shimmering duck-like boiling water
  06/21/26
Good luck
Titillating piazza
  06/21/26
...
twisted wonderful center
  06/21/26
...
Diverse Roommate School
  07/02/26
180
Bateful Digit Ratio Principal's Office
  06/21/26
... but I only do it about once a month! *laugh track*
Concupiscible navy wagecucks clown
  06/21/26
FML just saw this going to KMS
Hairraiser indecent fanboi
  06/21/26
...
Mustard house-broken faggotry trailer park
  06/22/26
you should be having affairs monthly not daily
Hairraiser indecent fanboi
  06/21/26
...
Concupiscible navy wagecucks clown
  06/21/26
...
Mustard house-broken faggotry trailer park
  06/22/26
...
Diverse Roommate School
  07/02/26
You find this hot and you know it.
Charcoal Exhilarant Locus
  06/21/26
...
twisted wonderful center
  06/23/26
thoughts and prayers bro also ttiwwop
sapphire partner
  06/21/26
turn her into your cuckquean
Bisexual slate church dog poop
  06/22/26
She's waiting for you to make the insinuation sexual and to ...
chocolate site degenerate
  06/22/26
women are 180
Racy Rose Crackhouse Affirmative Action
  06/22/26
Oh yeah, I'm a total retard with any secrets, I never save p...
Titillating piazza
  06/23/26
I am on your side "comes home with a lipstick stained m...
Racy Rose Crackhouse Affirmative Action
  06/24/26
Yeah that one is fair. But if it was an actual affair I'd ha...
Titillating piazza
  07/02/26
U need to look her in the face and tell her straight: "...
swashbuckling know-it-all chapel
  07/02/26
YOLO
Titillating piazza
  07/02/26
Paid today
gibberish (?)
  07/07/26
how big?
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  07/07/26
315 but maybe 340.
gibberish (?)
  07/07/26
Just dropped her off. 335cc Motiva Round.
gibberish (?)
  07/09/26
ttiwwop
Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption
  07/09/26
There are bikini pics on xo somewhere.
gibberish (?)
  07/09/26
why so small?
.,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.
  07/09/26
She's 110lbs. I wasn't sure what kind, the firm more bolt on...
gibberish (?)
  07/09/26
180 this is like a 5 year will he / wont he saga come to fr...
amazing sex with new lovers
  07/09/26
Yeah society doesn't appreciate the service I provide. That'...
gibberish (?)
  07/09/26
Before we were married my wife came over to my apartment one...
lascivious wild boistinker
  07/02/26
Now imagine you've been married 20 years and that still happ...
Titillating piazza
  07/02/26
180
Gaped Fuchsia Laser Beams Deer Antler
  07/02/26
Have sex with her and call her the wrong name. Laugh and sa...
Fucking Fuckface
  07/09/26


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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Titillating piazza

I brought a coffee cup in my car from the work break room and there was lipstick on the lid. I forgot about it in the back of my car. This is used as proof I'm having an engaged and drawn out affair. I literally was just trying to keep my coffee warm and the lipstick would not come off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49952537)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:55 PM
Author: Bateful Digit Ratio Principal's Office

this is the only way women stay infatuated with you on even a semi-long term basis tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49952602)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: vivacious wine hell

wow you guys are really retarded even for nihilistic jewish death cultists running a pedo murderhole

why don't you go rape your sister some more and get back to me about what you feel about women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49952604)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: twisted wonderful center

maybe this is why she's having so much sex with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49952609)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Vibrant tripping faggot firefighter

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49952701)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: Gaped Fuchsia Laser Beams Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49975490)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:54 AM
Author: Titillating piazza

She thinks her looks are dropping off and my sex drive normalization is rejected for I'm getting sex from somewhere else (I'm not). But it's not normal sex like at home and I'm tired, it's fuck me in the car on the side of the road or you're having an affair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49952778)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 1:02 AM
Author: Mustard house-broken faggotry trailer park

lmao you've gotta channel this into her being depraved in ways you appreciate, and withhold attention, affection, approval when she does things you don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49952789)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 1:29 AM
Author: Titillating piazza

Yeah it's exploitable but I don't have the wherewithal. She tells me to alpha dog her but fuck me so much work. She blows me at will. That said, I've honestly never once cheated so it drives me nuts. I found a place to take a polygraph test. $1500, but I'd pay it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49952814)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:06 AM
Author: twisted wonderful center

bro come on, you just need to order her around and keep her mind occupied. make up jobs for her if you need to, designed to cater to you whims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49953021)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Titillating piazza

I think cr. But I hate doing that shit. I just want to be left alone. She wants me to dad her around. I don't want to. It's exhausting. I've gotten really brutal in bed and she just takes it. Slap her, call her names, pin her down...she loves it. That's kind of hot actually...but at a price.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49953186)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: twisted wonderful center

heavy is the head that wears the crown, my brother. it's a gift. if you are overextended and low energy, consider what is needed: perhaps more sleep, a short vacation either solo or with bros, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49953300)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Titillating piazza

I sleep 4.5 hours a night, zero contact with friends. I haven't been actually alone in a decade. But clearly I have time for an affair. God that sounds exhausting. I want fewer women in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49953307)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: twisted wonderful center

uh yeah that does sound exhausting. 4.5 hours/night is not enough. if you work biglaw, i will note that inhouse is way, way more chill and sleep is possible. it sounded like you did a lot for your daughters' activities - gymnastics maybe. not sure what to say about having zero contact with friends - it gets harder to make friends at our age - but it's tough being totally isolated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49953325)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:35 AM
Author: Mustard house-broken faggotry trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49955040)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:12 AM
Author: Gaped Fuchsia Laser Beams Deer Antler

JFC and you're complaining about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49952942)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 12:51 PM
Author: Titillating piazza

Turn a woman down for a bj because it's a very poor timing and watch how they react. It's not pretty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49953309)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: Gaped Fuchsia Laser Beams Deer Antler

go on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49960541)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Racy Rose Crackhouse Affirmative Action

to a women, being turned down for sex in any way shape or form is an absolutely catastrophic, apocalyptic event. an ontological erasure. expect an extreme reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49960551)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Gaped Fuchsia Laser Beams Deer Antler

I can't wait. Yet will have to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49961178)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Diverse Roommate School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49975478)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Diverse Roommate School

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49975476)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:00 PM
Author: Histrionic Foreskin

What would she do to you if she found out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49952615)



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Date: June 20th, 2026 11:46 PM
Author: Titillating piazza

No, there is nothing to find out. It's beyond annoying that she says shit like I'd still love you if you confessed but I've never touched another chick since 1999.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49952720)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:39 AM
Author: Gaped Fuchsia Laser Beams Deer Antler

tell her that she needs to put out more, particularly kinky stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49952955)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 5:35 AM
Author: Topaz Base

Stop fucking her completely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49952904)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:29 AM
Author: haunting self-absorbed athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49952952)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:08 AM
Author: swashbuckling know-it-all chapel

Middle aged SAHM with kids now in school all day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49953025)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Titillating piazza

She's going back to work this year. She need two years for her pension to fully vest. Her retirement looks pretty nice. She's so cute and pretty with the sweetest voice...but also screams at me and tells me I ruined her life. I was never really hers and I e been living a lie etc. she's fucking nuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49953173)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: swashbuckling know-it-all chapel

good

she's Bored. period. that's the problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49955057)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: Diverse Roommate School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49975551)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: Glassy kitchen

might as well have an affair then, why endure the torment of infidelity accusations if there's no infidelity for you to enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49953030)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Titillating piazza

I told her this before. She just cried. There is an intern that worked for me 10 years ago that she is certain I was fucking. I did not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49953168)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Cream Death Wish Theater

She's cheating. This is all guilt and projection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49953159)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Titillating piazza

I wish. I tried this tract and she said oh that would just be perfect for you. No idea what that means but I'm relatively sure she's not cheating on me. I could be wrong but I don't think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49953169)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: shimmering duck-like boiling water

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49953172)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Titillating piazza

Fuck dude...I could use the help

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49953175)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: shimmering duck-like boiling water

I'm down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49953190)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Titillating piazza

Good luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49953194)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: twisted wonderful center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49953620)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: Diverse Roommate School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49975552)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: Bateful Digit Ratio Principal's Office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49953469)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Concupiscible navy wagecucks clown

... but I only do it about once a month! *laugh track*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49953475)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: Hairraiser indecent fanboi

FML just saw this going to KMS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49953894)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: Mustard house-broken faggotry trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49955043)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser indecent fanboi

you should be having affairs monthly not daily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49953892)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible navy wagecucks clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49953897)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: Mustard house-broken faggotry trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49955044)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: Diverse Roommate School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49975553)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 7:56 PM
Author: Charcoal Exhilarant Locus

You find this hot and you know it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49954025)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 10:52 PM
Author: twisted wonderful center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49959861)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: sapphire partner

thoughts and prayers bro

also ttiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49954334)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: Bisexual slate church dog poop

turn her into your cuckquean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49955079)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: chocolate site degenerate

She's waiting for you to make the insinuation sexual and to play into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49955102)



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Date: June 22nd, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Racy Rose Crackhouse Affirmative Action

women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49955393)



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Date: June 23rd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Titillating piazza

Oh yeah, I'm a total retard with any secrets, I never save phone numbers and I can barely keep track of what day it is...but on this one particular issue I'm like 007 super spy level. That would be odd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49959010)



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Date: June 24th, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: Racy Rose Crackhouse Affirmative Action

I am on your side "comes home with a lipstick stained mug" is going to raise questins with pretty much any wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49960519)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: Titillating piazza

Yeah that one is fair. But if it was an actual affair I'd have had a much better story. She gets new boobs on Thursday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49975398)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: swashbuckling know-it-all chapel

U need to look her in the face and tell her straight: "look, you're going to Die. We're all going to Die. Get over it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49975401)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Titillating piazza

YOLO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49975410)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 12:59 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Paid today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49983308)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 5:32 AM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

how big?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49983400)



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Date: July 7th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

315 but maybe 340.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49984782)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

Just dropped her off. 335cc Motiva Round.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49988749)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )

ttiwwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49988760)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

There are bikini pics on xo somewhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49988766)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,...,.,,.,,.....,.,..,.,,...,.,.,,...,.


why so small?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49988771)



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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

She's 110lbs. I wasn't sure what kind, the firm more bolt on or the natural. She had amazing full d tits before kids. I'm not exaggerating but probably the best natural tits I've ever seen. But now we'd go with a less natural look. I really don't care that much. Of she's happy I'm all good. Mid fight this morning in bed she straddled me reverse cowgirl. Women are 180!

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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: amazing sex with new lovers

180

this is like a 5 year will he / wont he saga come to fruition. congratulations to your wife and her next husband

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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

Yeah society doesn't appreciate the service I provide. That's fine, I will preserve.

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Date: July 2nd, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: lascivious wild boistinker

Before we were married my wife came over to my apartment one night and there were two wine glasses on my coffee table and she accused me of cheating. In reality I was just a bachelor who used to drink a lot and didn’t clean up after myself and one glass was from the night before and the other was from the night before that.

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Date: July 2nd, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: Titillating piazza

Now imagine you've been married 20 years and that still happens

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Date: July 2nd, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Gaped Fuchsia Laser Beams Deer Antler

180

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Date: July 9th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Have sex with her and call her the wrong name. Laugh and say "just joking" when she gets upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5876069&forum_id=2...id#49988802)