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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
thriller menage
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
grizzly diverse scourge upon the earth parlour
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Provocative legend chad
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Rambunctious azure property stain
  08/30/25
...
vengeful adventurous brunch nowag
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Brass center mediation
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Orange Queen Of The Night Gas Station
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
thriller menage
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Orange Queen Of The Night Gas Station
  08/31/25
...
marvelous pisswyrm
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  08/31/25
delusional take
marvelous pisswyrm
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
medicated meetinghouse
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
underhanded black background story kitchen
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Chocolate Multi-colored Home Half-breed
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
underhanded black background story kitchen
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
thriller menage
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
underhanded black background story kitchen
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
thriller menage
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Chocolate Multi-colored Home Half-breed
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Chocolate Multi-colored Home Half-breed
  09/05/25
...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Charismatic ungodly halford
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Chocolate Multi-colored Home Half-breed
  09/05/25
...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Chocolate Multi-colored Home Half-breed
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
thriller menage
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
glittery fuchsia nursing home
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
glittery fuchsia nursing home
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  09/05/25
Kenny
Chocolate Multi-colored Home Half-breed
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
thriller menage
  09/06/25
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aggressive appetizing dog poop
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  09/06/25
...
aggressive appetizing dog poop
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
thriller menage
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Misunderstood church marketing idea
  09/07/25
Explain
thriller menage
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
beta antidepressant drug
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
thriller menage
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
thriller menage
  09/07/25
...
medicated meetinghouse
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Chocolate Multi-colored Home Half-breed
  01/18/26
...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Pearly Business Firm
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
underhanded black background story kitchen
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
thriller menage
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
thriller menage
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
Aphrodisiac high-end multi-billionaire private investor
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
underhanded black background story kitchen
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
Chocolate Multi-colored Home Half-breed
  05/28/26
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underhanded black background story kitchen
  05/28/26
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thriller menage
  06/07/26
Bump for parity
Debunked antisemitic trope
  07/12/26
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  07/12/26
Sinner is going to creampie.
Lawyers are the lowest form of life.
  07/12/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: thriller menage

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: grizzly diverse scourge upon the earth parlour

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Provocative legend chad

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Rambunctious azure property stain

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: vengeful adventurous brunch nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Brass center mediation

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Orange Queen Of The Night Gas Station

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: thriller menage

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Orange Queen Of The Night Gas Station

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: marvelous pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: marvelous pisswyrm

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: medicated meetinghouse

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Chocolate Multi-colored Home Half-breed

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: thriller menage

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: thriller menage

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Chocolate Multi-colored Home Half-breed

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Chocolate Multi-colored Home Half-breed

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Charismatic ungodly halford

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Chocolate Multi-colored Home Half-breed

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Chocolate Multi-colored Home Half-breed

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: thriller menage

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: glittery fuchsia nursing home

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: glittery fuchsia nursing home

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Chocolate Multi-colored Home Half-breed

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: thriller menage

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: aggressive appetizing dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: aggressive appetizing dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: thriller menage

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Misunderstood church marketing idea

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: thriller menage

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: beta antidepressant drug

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: thriller menage

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: thriller menage

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: medicated meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Chocolate Multi-colored Home Half-breed

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Pearly Business Firm

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: thriller menage

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: thriller menage

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49637675)



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Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49748059)



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Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49780103)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49861962)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac high-end multi-billionaire private investor

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49861979)



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Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49862392)



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Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49887699)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49905054)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Chocolate Multi-colored Home Half-breed

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49905107)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: underhanded black background story kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49905296)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: thriller menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49919996)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 7:45 AM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

Bump for parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49994012)



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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




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Date: July 12th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Lawyers are the lowest form of life.

Sinner is going to creampie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2...id#49994053)