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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: maize nursing home ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: nudist startling milk market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: avocado aggressive station My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: abusive hissy fit field "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: Amethyst odious location scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: abusive hissy fit field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43525672) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Navy Trump Supporter Deer Antler I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: Navy Trump Supporter Deer Antler our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: Concupiscible mauve rehab main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: Startled irradiated brunch masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: claret school cafeteria aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Alcoholic jew Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Awkward duck-like tattoo sanctuary Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: Pungent ape Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Alcoholic jew Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Azure dilemma It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: nudist startling milk market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: Spectacular vengeful fat ankles round eye [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: Azure dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Azure dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: geriatric motley volcanic crater hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: screenman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: ethereal connection Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: ethereal connection On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: ethereal connection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: ethereal connection I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...id#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: ethereal connection <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |