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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Messiness

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Messiness



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: spectacular turquoise bawdyhouse idiot



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: flesh crotch mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20775908)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: fighting 180 site



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: primrose spot



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: Tantric filthpig



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Messiness



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20778032)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Cocky alpha potus

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20778044)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Messiness

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Cocky alpha potus

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Messiness

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Messiness



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Messiness



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21845690)



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: spectacular turquoise bawdyhouse idiot



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: nighttime shivering toilet seat

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Messiness

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Messiness

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: Lemon principal's office genital piercing

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20778641)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Messiness

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20780079)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Messiness

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20780080)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: Jet-lagged space kitty



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: Jet-lagged space kitty



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy razzmatazz private investor tanning salon



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: spectacular turquoise bawdyhouse idiot

180

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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: concupiscible dopamine rehab



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: spectacular turquoise bawdyhouse idiot



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Messiness



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Provocative lay

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Messiness

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20788774)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle son of senegal sneaky criminal

this one is my favorite image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21447691)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: wine degenerate internal respiration

tired flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20788075)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Messiness

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20788336)



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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Messiness



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Messiness

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Messiness

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Messiness

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: transparent azn roast beef

(jjc)

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: jet pocket flask heaven

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: aggressive university multi-billionaire

jfc JJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#38136985)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Bistre disrespectful volcanic crater coffee pot

lol jjc

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Smoky Swashbuckling International Law Enforcement Agency Station

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20802537)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Coiffed set

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20802605)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: galvanic house dingle berry

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: aggressive university multi-billionaire



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: heady salmon stead giraffe

177

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: french abode

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20803406)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Talented Theatre Police Squad

I spit out my night casein shake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20803469)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: pale bearded kitchen water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20803756)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: mildly autistic rambunctious address

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Messiness

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Messiness

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Messiness

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: lascivious sound barrier

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Massive sickened meetinghouse prole



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Vivacious new version useless brakes

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Red Masturbator

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: Harsh Histrionic Hospital

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: spectacular turquoise bawdyhouse idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: zippy corner bbw



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Self-absorbed sticky roommate base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: chest-beating stag film fanboi

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: glassy balding immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Contagious brunch laser beams

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: Harsh Histrionic Hospital

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: transparent azn roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#31909783)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle son of senegal sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Multi-colored Parlor Fat Ankles

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: Hateful background story locus

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: passionate naked forum sandwich

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: spectacular turquoise bawdyhouse idiot

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: Harsh Histrionic Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: Disgusting Insane Whorehouse Milk

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: Drab Arousing Associate



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: spectacular turquoise bawdyhouse idiot

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: alcoholic national gay wizard

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: underhanded coldplay fan



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy razzmatazz private investor tanning salon

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Jade Indian Lodge

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Appetizing Shrine Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: spectacular turquoise bawdyhouse idiot

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: clear electric furnace

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: kink-friendly saffron ticket booth turdskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: diverse gaming laptop candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: motley brethren den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: fragrant bespoke striped hyena mad cow disease

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: motley brethren den

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: self-centered boyish doctorate black woman

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: spectacular turquoise bawdyhouse idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: shimmering soggy headpube

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Gay tripping parlour



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored Parlor Fat Ankles

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: spectacular turquoise bawdyhouse idiot



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: aggressive university multi-billionaire



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Offensive beta legend really tough guy

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: mind-boggling ultramarine digit ratio



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: Gold stirring cruise ship



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: mahogany cracking therapy



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: mahogany cracking therapy



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: spectacular turquoise bawdyhouse idiot

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: seedy plum chapel

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: duck-like famous landscape painting center



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: mahogany cracking therapy



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: Gay tripping parlour



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: seedy plum chapel



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: mahogany cracking therapy



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: jet pocket flask heaven

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: mahogany cracking therapy



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: Electric dog poop



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: aggressive university multi-billionaire



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: wonderful hell deer antler

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: orchid doobsian menage ratface



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: orchid doobsian menage ratface



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: orchid doobsian menage ratface



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: mahogany cracking therapy



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: burgundy thriller wagecucks



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Grizzly selfie



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: Iridescent Exhilarant Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: Iridescent Exhilarant Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: Cyan cerebral wrinkle



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: Bistre disrespectful volcanic crater coffee pot



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: Massive sickened meetinghouse prole



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: at-the-ready sex offender home



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:11 AM
Author: Adulterous racy nibblets



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: diverse gaming laptop candlestick maker



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: mahogany cracking therapy



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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Pontificating School



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: blathering trump supporter kitty cat



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: geriatric milky stage



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle son of senegal sneaky criminal



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: geriatric milky stage



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Author: yellow theater



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Author: henna institution



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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: henna institution



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: mahogany cracking therapy



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Anal ape

2012 seems like a much more optimistic time on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#46368519)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: Domesticated supple love of her life



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Author: Useless ceo



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: aphrodisiac indirect expression



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: yellow theater



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Judas Jones



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: the discombobulator

But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id#49948226)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: gay of hormuz

jm's like fucking picasso you can identify his masterpieces by era. in this period he would double post in every thread. incredible work



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




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Date: June 19th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


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