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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Godawful persian

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

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I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

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Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

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Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

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Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

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Wife had a baby today...ugh

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Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: vivacious market mental disorder

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Godawful persian

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Godawful persian

The Scholarly Revolution

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Godawful persian

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Godawful persian

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Metal snowy cruise ship

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Obsidian space organic girlfriend

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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: mind-boggling church building french chef

literally rofling

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: concupiscible sapphire psychic factory reset button

LOL just LOL

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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: multi-colored ruddy scourge upon the earth

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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Lascivious shaky church mad cow disease



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: gaped flirting mexican garrison

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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Avocado gas station



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: walnut pea-brained property wrinkle

God I’m old.

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Godawful persian

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: spectacular casino

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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: spectacular casino

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Metal snowy cruise ship



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Vibrant canary address

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring hospital

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Cobalt sick area candlestick maker



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: filthy sanctuary

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: insanely creepy stirring trailer park becky

TITC xo career retrospective

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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: spectacular casino

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Pontificating house new version



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: spectacular casino

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring hospital

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: wonderful school cafeteria pocket flask

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Godawful persian



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: hairless chestnut corner



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: offensive kitty cat

how does he do it?

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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Cobalt sick area candlestick maker



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: crawly insecure athletic conference

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Godawful persian

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: stimulating legend

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Godawful persian



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Cobalt sick area candlestick maker



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: hairraiser erotic lay stain

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Godawful persian

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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Nubile High-end Home

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: zombie-like chapel reading party

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Godawful persian

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Godawful persian



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: concupiscible sapphire psychic factory reset button

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring hospital

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: soul-stirring hospital

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: hyperactive dark tattoo idiot



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Godawful persian

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: aromatic alcoholic center quadroon



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: soul-stirring hospital

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: zombie-like chapel reading party

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Godawful persian

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: soul-stirring hospital

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: transparent supple telephone

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: soul-stirring hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: hyperactive dark tattoo idiot



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle pistol

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: hyperactive dark tattoo idiot



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Godawful persian

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Lascivious shaky church mad cow disease

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Cobalt sick area candlestick maker



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Lascivious shaky church mad cow disease

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: wonderful school cafeteria pocket flask

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Lascivious shaky church mad cow disease

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Avocado gas station

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: wonderful school cafeteria pocket flask

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: rose big stage feces

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Cobalt sick area candlestick maker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Cobalt sick area candlestick maker

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Cobalt sick area candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Cobalt sick area candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: ruby sexy boltzmann



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Poppy frum hall

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Avocado gas station



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Nudist nowag



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Well-lubricated volcanic crater cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Well-lubricated volcanic crater cuck

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Outnumbered whorehouse marketing idea



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Motley fishy kitchen

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: soul-stirring hospital



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Dead Grizzly Faggotry Giraffe



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: 180 University Rigor

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Misunderstood institution internal respiration



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: floppy theatre



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: At-the-ready messiness multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: abusive hyperventilating site

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Beady-eyed azure incel

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Dead Grizzly Faggotry Giraffe



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: soul-stirring hospital



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Dead Grizzly Faggotry Giraffe



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: shivering odious meetinghouse love of her life



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: hairraiser erotic lay stain



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: pearl international law enforcement agency

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: topaz forum dragon

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Maize Fragrant Indian Lodge



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: hairraiser erotic lay stain



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: diverse mentally impaired parlor



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: pale headpube



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Fighting Exhilarant Boiling Water Menage

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Copper orchestra pit



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Clear Senate



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: vigorous ceo



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: Zippy locale skinny woman



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dark patterns

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: tiny pink ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: dark patterns

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id#49964828)