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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
Razzle parlour double fault
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
tantric exciting library incel
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
Razzle parlour double fault
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
tantric exciting library incel
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
Razzle parlour double fault
  10/03/12
dat racis
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  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
at-the-ready brass school
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
Green razzmatazz chapel
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
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  10/03/12
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  10/11/12
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Mentally Impaired Elite Senate
  10/22/12
jesus....
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  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
Adventurous Sick Partner Macaca
  12/11/13
lmao i'm so glad this was me
Adventurous Sick Partner Macaca
  12/22/15
still glad
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Slap-happy Karate Doctorate
  07/15/14
Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
flatulent office
  10/03/12
prescient
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no, it's very speciesist
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""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
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  10/03/12
he just bein' he
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The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
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  10/04/12
most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
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  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
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  12/09/12
haha ty
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Claret striped hyena
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Claret striped hyena
  08/30/24
replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
Amber sneaky criminal
  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
unhinged ceo church building
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
flatulent office
  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
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  10/04/12
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Grizzly den ladyboy
  12/05/12
xo at its best
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  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
flatulent office
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
Comical Sadistic Faggotry Therapy
  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
flatulent office
  10/11/12
180
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  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
flatulent office
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
medicated dashing azn area
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
flatulent office
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
Khaki aromatic coffee pot
  10/22/12
Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
flatulent office
  10/22/12
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  11/10/12
this was underrated
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  12/29/17
in da HOUSE
Bateful Roast Beef
  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
Jet field patrolman
  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
flatulent office
  10/22/12
lol
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Big Foreskin
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flatulent office
  10/23/12
Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
flatulent office
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
tantric exciting library incel
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
flatulent office
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
tantric exciting library incel
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
flatulent office
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
tantric exciting library incel
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
flatulent office
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
flatulent office
  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
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  10/30/12
Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
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  02/08/13
ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
Grizzly den ladyboy
  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
flatulent office
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
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flatulent office
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a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
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  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
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Orange Vigorous Tattoo Bawdyhouse
  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
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Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
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flatulent office
  11/04/12
brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
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  11/04/12
Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
flatulent office
  11/04/12
RIP brother
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  11/04/12
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flatulent office
  11/08/12
UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
flatulent office
  11/09/12
brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
medicated dashing azn area
  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
Big Foreskin
  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
medicated dashing azn area
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
Big Foreskin
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
medicated dashing azn area
  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
Big Foreskin
  11/10/12
Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
medicated dashing azn area
  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
Big Foreskin
  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
medicated dashing azn area
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Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
flatulent office
  11/10/12
Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
flatulent office
  11/10/12
brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
Big Foreskin
  11/10/12
Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
flatulent office
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
Big Foreskin
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
flatulent office
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
Big Foreskin
  11/10/12
Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
medicated dashing azn area
  11/10/12
Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
flatulent office
  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
medicated dashing azn area
  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
Big Foreskin
  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
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so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
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  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
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  11/12/12
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
flatulent office
  11/19/12
How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
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Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
flatulent office
  11/20/12
Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
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  11/19/12
Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism
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  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
flatulent office
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
Big Foreskin
  12/04/12
brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
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  12/04/12
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They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
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  12/05/12
This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
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  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
vibrant locale
  12/05/12
he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
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  12/05/12
ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
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Big Foreskin
  12/09/12
Lies
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WTF!!!
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  12/09/12
you should sue, bro
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For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
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  12/09/12
180.
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  12/09/12
lol
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  10/23/13
predictable, but still lulzy
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This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
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tantric exciting library incel
  12/27/12
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
flatulent office
  01/12/13
Update?
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Claret striped hyena
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Second page!?
Khaki aromatic coffee pot
  02/12/13
I want a fucking update.
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Has the hippo tired?
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update?
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flatulent office
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Startled Rigor Windowlicker
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twinkling ape menage
  10/08/13
Is the hippo still chillin??
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With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
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  07/10/14
anyone heard anything about this?
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carmine overrated fat ankles love of her life
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I would really like a follow up article
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  10/20/14
brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
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Claret striped hyena
  02/12/15
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  02/12/15
lets do this
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  02/12/15
hippo is still there
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.
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His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
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the latest?
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op literally died before the hippo
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The hippo has not yet tired
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He impregnated the hippo
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: Razzle parlour double fault

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: tantric exciting library incel

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: Razzle parlour double fault

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: tantric exciting library incel

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: Razzle parlour double fault

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: filthy mind-boggling pocket flask generalized bond

dat racis

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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: at-the-ready brass school

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: Green razzmatazz chapel

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: gay splenetic stage multi-billionaire

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: Contagious bat-shit-crazy headpube trump supporter

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Elite Senate

180

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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: cracking wrinkle travel guidebook

jesus....

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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Adventurous Sick Partner Macaca

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: Adventurous Sick Partner Macaca

lmao i'm so glad this was me

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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: Adventurous Sick Partner Macaca

still glad

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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: Slap-happy Karate Doctorate



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: flatulent office

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: tantric exciting library incel

prescient

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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: tantric exciting library incel



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: disgusting aquamarine site rigpig

lol

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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: painfully honest garrison cuckoldry

no, it's very speciesist

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: unhinged ceo church building

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: soggy legal warrant hall

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: fluffy stimulating preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: Shimmering stirring pit hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: Passionate Clear Hissy Fit Genital Piercing

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: Judgmental Useless Brakes Institution

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: Nofapping National Security Agency Sandwich

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: Godawful gold sex offender idea he suggested

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: Claret striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Claret striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: Amber sneaky criminal

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: unhinged ceo church building

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: flatulent office

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: Azure theatre

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: Grizzly den ladyboy

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: crimson wagecucks gas station

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: flatulent office

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: Comical Sadistic Faggotry Therapy

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: flatulent office

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: crimson wagecucks gas station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: flatulent office

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: medicated dashing azn area

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: flatulent office

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Khaki aromatic coffee pot

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: flatulent office

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: Ruby irradiated stage hunting ground

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Pea-brained autistic range

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: frozen piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Galvanic Sapphire Philosopher-king Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: Bateful Roast Beef

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Jet field patrolman

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: flatulent office

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Slap-happy Karate Doctorate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: flatulent office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: Big Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: flatulent office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: flatulent office

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: tantric exciting library incel

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: flatulent office

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: tantric exciting library incel

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: flatulent office

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: tantric exciting library incel

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: flatulent office

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: flatulent office

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: spectacular jet-lagged crackhouse

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: flatulent office

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: Lascivious Honey-headed Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Grizzly den ladyboy

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: flatulent office

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: flatulent office

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: flatulent office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: abnormal multi-colored set nibblets

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: Ruby irradiated stage hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: medicated dashing azn area

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: slimy death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Orange Vigorous Tattoo Bawdyhouse

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: high-end dead sanctuary community account

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: flatulent office

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: flatulent office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: tantric exciting library incel

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: flatulent office

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: tantric exciting library incel

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Elite Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: flatulent office

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: flatulent office

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: medicated dashing azn area

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Big Foreskin

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: medicated dashing azn area

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Big Foreskin

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: medicated dashing azn area

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: Big Foreskin

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: medicated dashing azn area

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Big Foreskin

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: medicated dashing azn area

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: flatulent office

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: flatulent office

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: Big Foreskin

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: flatulent office

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: Big Foreskin

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: flatulent office

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Big Foreskin

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: medicated dashing azn area

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: flatulent office

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: medicated dashing azn area

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: Big Foreskin

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: pearl factory reset button station

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Razzle parlour double fault

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: Bateful Roast Beef

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: flatulent office

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: medicated dashing azn area

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: flatulent office

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: Fragrant ticket booth

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cruise ship

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: flatulent office

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Big Foreskin

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: tantric exciting library incel

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: shaky hairraiser theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: cordovan histrionic trailer park turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: black racy stead

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: unhinged ceo church building

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: Emerald mewling kitchen

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: violent yellow fanboi boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: vibrant locale

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: Green razzmatazz chapel

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: white mad cow disease codepig

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Big Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: slate orchestra pit

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Big Foreskin

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: carmine overrated fat ankles love of her life

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: Haunting Hospital Electric Furnace



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Ruby irradiated stage hunting ground



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: Nofapping National Security Agency Sandwich

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: flatulent office

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: hot school cafeteria nowag

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: Coiffed state personal credit line

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: deep center

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: Floppy violet boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: tantric exciting library incel

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: flatulent office

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Claret striped hyena

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: excitant market gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: Claret striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: Khaki aromatic coffee pot

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Claret striped hyena

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: cordovan histrionic trailer park turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: flesh stag film



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: slimy death wish



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: titillating whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Rusted nighttime home

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: cyan abode telephone

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: flatulent office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Startled Rigor Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: twinkling ape menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: Talking 180 alpha parlor

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: Diverse pearly university hominid

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: Galvanic Sapphire Philosopher-king Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: titillating whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: Chest-beating Weed Whacker Corner

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: duck-like vivacious dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: Pea-brained autistic range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Elite Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: Claret striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: salmon persian

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: carmine overrated fat ankles love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: Rusted nighttime home

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Lascivious Honey-headed Messiness

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Claret striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Lascivious Honey-headed Messiness

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: vibrant locale

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: snowy underhanded elastic band lodge

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: slate orchestra pit

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: snowy underhanded elastic band lodge

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Chest-beating Weed Whacker Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: indigo tank

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: motley out-of-control location pistol



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Buff curious casino



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: fluffy stimulating preventive strike

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Bull Headed Milky Business Firm



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Cerebral lavender nursing home

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: Galvanic Sapphire Philosopher-king Plaza



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: buck-toothed marvelous jewess



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Claret striped hyena



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Ruby irradiated stage hunting ground



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Claret striped hyena



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: laughsome point puppy



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: motley out-of-control location pistol

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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Stubborn irate halford private investor



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: Startled Rigor Windowlicker

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Naked brilliant resort quadroon

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: Claret striped hyena

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Stubborn irate halford private investor

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: Claret striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: Claret striped hyena

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: lemon very tactful address

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: Mischievous Purple Heaven Idiot



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone organic girlfriend main people

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: Claret striped hyena



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: Claret striped hyena

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: Claret striped hyena



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: balding forum

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: Claret striped hyena



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: twinkling ape menage

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: unhinged ceo church building

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#45348981)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: twinkling ape menage

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: Claret striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#45349171)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: unhinged ceo church building

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#45349229)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: Stubborn irate halford private investor

OP died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#45349179)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Hilarious flickering masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#48061640)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: hairless concupiscible police squad property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#46355892)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: magenta thriller kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#46847710)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Burgundy deer antler voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#46847711)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: Claret striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#48061560)



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: pink flirting dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#47198841)



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: Claret striped hyena

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Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#48067626)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2...id#50112233)