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  08/14/13
tell me
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After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
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When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
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a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
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Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
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To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
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When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
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When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
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When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
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Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
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I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
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best of thread
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
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If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
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(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
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pizzas have an expiration date
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after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
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Pizzas are not whores.
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A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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The white box LR is kept in is padded.
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you want more pizza in the morning.
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you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
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lol
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
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Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
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thank you for showing me kindness :)
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(not bloodacre)
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When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
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*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
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i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
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It's wrong to attack a pizza.
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my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
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If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
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is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
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LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
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To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
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TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
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Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
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yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
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That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
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you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
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ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
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go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
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i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
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Go for it then, Godspeed
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"95th percentile body" LINK?
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*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
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A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
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It's ok to pick on a pizza.
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It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
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When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
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It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
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If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
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If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
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When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
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Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
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Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker
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to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
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a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
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One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
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i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
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The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
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did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
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I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
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Fungi. Fungi.
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sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
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while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
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You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
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this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
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A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
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When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
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When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
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my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
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Pics?
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link?
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After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
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People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
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A pizza's crust is normal.
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A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
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lisa rowe can't be topped!
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i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
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a pizza can feed a family of four.
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not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
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ps the dad was bloodacre
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you know how bad i want that irl
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One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
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a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
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Pizza tastes good
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Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
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LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
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late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
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Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
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You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
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i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
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you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
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A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
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one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
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The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
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wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
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  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
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Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
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a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
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What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
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it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
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(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Passionate corn cake state



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: avocado arousing base background story

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Passionate corn cake state

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: motley abnormal black woman round eye

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: rusted cruel-hearted boltzmann really tough guy

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: excitant well-lubricated cuckold

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Emerald property gaming laptop



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: contagious dun lodge



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: lavender pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Concupiscible cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: cerebral shivering private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: lavender pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Arrogant stage

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: bateful box office depressive

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: avocado arousing base background story

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Mustard rehab mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: contagious dun lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Arrogant stage

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: curious famous landscape painting becky

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: motley abnormal black woman round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Passionate corn cake state

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: aqua rigor

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Passionate corn cake state

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Passionate corn cake state

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Passionate corn cake state

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: avocado arousing base background story

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Dashing casino

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone corner

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Chocolate chapel

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: charcoal address

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Olive pungent heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle hyperactive puppy selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Charismatic incel pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Emerald property gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Concupiscible cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: stirring kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: motley abnormal black woman round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: stirring kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Passionate corn cake state

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: bateful box office depressive

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: stirring kitchen

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Ruddy crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: contagious dun lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: contagious dun lodge

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Passionate corn cake state

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: motley abnormal black woman round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Passionate corn cake state

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: motley abnormal black woman round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Passionate corn cake state

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: motley abnormal black woman round eye

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Narrow-minded irate locale

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: bateful box office depressive

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone purple indirect expression church

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: avocado arousing base background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Ebony Floppy Foreskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed alcoholic goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Olive pungent heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Passionate corn cake state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Aquamarine Razzle Station Gay Wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: mildly autistic brunch new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone purple indirect expression church

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Ruddy crackhouse roast beef

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Ruddy crackhouse roast beef

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Histrionic Digit Ratio Dingle Berry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Passionate corn cake state

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: stirring kitchen

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Ruddy crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: 180 karate

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Nighttime Point Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Passionate corn cake state

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: stirring kitchen

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: galvanic toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Passionate corn cake state

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Passionate corn cake state

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Ruddy crackhouse roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: appetizing naked indian lodge coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: appetizing naked indian lodge coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Charismatic incel pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Passionate corn cake state

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Ruddy crackhouse roast beef

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Ruddy crackhouse roast beef

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Sooty Love Of Her Life Native

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: hairraiser sanctuary

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: aqua rigor

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: aqua rigor

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Dashing casino

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Boyish hyperventilating son of senegal

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: aromatic buck-toothed philosopher-king

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Ruddy crackhouse roast beef

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: hairraiser sanctuary

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Sooty Love Of Her Life Native

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Vermilion vigorous bawdyhouse knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: hairraiser sanctuary

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: hairraiser sanctuary

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: hairraiser sanctuary

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: hairraiser sanctuary

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: hairraiser sanctuary

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: hairraiser sanctuary

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: motley abnormal black woman round eye

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: motley abnormal black woman round eye

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Burgundy Racy Business Firm Wagecucks

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Ruddy crackhouse roast beef

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: stirring kitchen

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Passionate corn cake state

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Passionate corn cake state

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Ebony Floppy Foreskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Passionate corn cake state

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Dashing casino

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: vibrant ceo quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: stirring kitchen

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Passionate corn cake state

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Passionate corn cake state

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: laughsome faggotry

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: laughsome faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Passionate corn cake state

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Passionate corn cake state

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Dashing casino

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Dashing casino

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: motley abnormal black woman round eye

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: motley abnormal black woman round eye

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: iridescent haunted graveyard volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Ebony Floppy Foreskin

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: twisted codepig

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Trip godawful center

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Dashing casino

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Dashing casino

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Ruddy crackhouse roast beef

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Dashing casino

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: scarlet marketing idea

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Passionate corn cake state

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: motley abnormal black woman round eye

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Vermilion vigorous bawdyhouse knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Pearly irradiated athletic conference

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: turquoise disgusting factory reset button

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Passionate corn cake state

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Passionate corn cake state

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: laughsome faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: light psychic

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Mustard rehab mother

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: avocado arousing base background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Insecure affirmative action

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: orange startling stock car

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Ruddy crackhouse roast beef

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: brilliant keepsake machete place of business

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: lascivious theatre

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: lascivious theatre

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: lascivious theatre

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Exciting Pale Candlestick Maker

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Cerise senate

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: lascivious theatre

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: multi-colored sienna gunner

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: scarlet marketing idea

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle hyperactive puppy selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Cerise senate

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: multi-colored sienna gunner

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: comical church building toaster

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Ruddy crackhouse roast beef

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Jade Violent Mad-dog Skullcap Hunting Ground

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: charcoal address

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Jade Violent Mad-dog Skullcap Hunting Ground

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: charcoal address

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Jade Violent Mad-dog Skullcap Hunting Ground

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Cerise senate

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Idiotic temple sound barrier

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Sooty Love Of Her Life Native

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Mewling beta water buffalo ticket booth

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: bistre slap-happy associate stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: charcoal address

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Olive pungent heaven

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: charcoal address

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: amber titillating jew resort



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: grizzly piazza



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: lascivious theatre

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: multi-colored sienna gunner



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: brilliant keepsake machete place of business



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Heady Hell Internal Respiration



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: thriller main people antidepressant drug

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible cruise ship



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling jap national

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: amber titillating jew resort

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: swollen hospital juggernaut

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: lascivious theatre

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: chrome french chef



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: stimulating institution cuck

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Cracking thirsty principal's office bbw

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Sable coffee pot

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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: splenetic twinkling uncleanness plaza

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Mauve very tactful location masturbator

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy yarmulke potus

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: amber titillating jew resort



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Heady Hell Internal Respiration

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: appetizing naked indian lodge coldplay fan

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: comical church building toaster

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: excitant well-lubricated cuckold

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Cowardly nofapping fanboi

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: magenta market sex offender



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Soggy Deer Antler

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Zippy walnut theater sandwich

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Cocky Brass Hissy Fit Filthpig

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Aquamarine Razzle Station Gay Wizard



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: 180 karate

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: cheese-eating translucent stead



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Olive pungent heaven



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Mustard rehab mother



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Mustard rehab mother



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Aquamarine Razzle Station Gay Wizard



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Mustard rehab mother



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Orchid menage cumskin

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: cheese-eating translucent stead



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Passionate corn cake state



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Bonkers Doctorate Hairy Legs

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Crystalline drunken gaping clown

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Bonkers Doctorate Hairy Legs

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Charismatic incel pervert



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Mustard rehab mother



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Mustard rehab mother



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: spectacular twinkling tank



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Charismatic incel pervert



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Charismatic incel pervert



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