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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
slippery garrison
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
slippery garrison
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
slippery garrison
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
slippery garrison
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
slippery garrison
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
mint harsh address coldplay fan
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water
  08/18/13
k
mint harsh address coldplay fan
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
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  08/18/13
180000000000
Flesh useless brakes
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
Embarrassed to the bone parlor selfie
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
Hateful background story house
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
Hateful background story house
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water
  08/18/13
180
Hateful background story house
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
slippery garrison
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
slippery garrison
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
slippery garrison
  08/18/13
I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissw...
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  08/18/13
ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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  10/22/13
We got new butt plugs.
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  08/23/15
cr congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife....
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ATD.
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Nah, I wifed. Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.
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  08/23/15
Lmao
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
awkward senate old irish cottage
  08/23/15
of course
Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water
  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
awkward senate old irish cottage
  08/23/15
jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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  08/23/15
yolo bro
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  08/23/15
My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: slippery garrison

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: slippery garrison

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: slippery garrison

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: slippery garrison

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: slippery garrison

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: mint harsh address coldplay fan

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: mint harsh address coldplay fan

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Racy preventive strike lodge

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: hideous gas station

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: Contagious Resort



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: cerebral bronze chad



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,.,,.,.,:;,.....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,.




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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: seedy amber filthpig

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: hideous gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: bright self-centered lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26078339)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Shivering motley theater liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: chocolate chest-beating dragon immigrant

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Flesh useless brakes

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone parlor selfie

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Hateful background story house

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Hateful background story house

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Hateful background story house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: slippery garrison

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: slippery garrison

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: slippery garrison

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: slippery garrison

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Sticky Ultramarine Tank Water Buffalo



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Coiffed brunch



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Contagious Resort

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Turquoise Swashbuckling Trust Fund Stage



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: red rebellious depressive

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Chestnut federal toaster pervert

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Hateful background story house

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Passionate bossy personal credit line



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Crawly beady-eyed puppy



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: hideous gas station



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: mauve milk set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Tantric Native

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Cream Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: violet mad-dog skullcap dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: sickened whorehouse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Cowardly menage patrolman

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Poppy Gaping

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: bull headed police squad generalized bond

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: bull headed police squad generalized bond

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: sick jade tattoo piazza

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Poppy Gaping

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: mint harsh address coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Crimson alcoholic school cafeteria trump supporter

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Cream Factory Reset Button

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: Hateful background story house

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: red rebellious depressive

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: hideous gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Glittery massive hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Glittery massive hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: hideous gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: sickened whorehouse quadroon

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Flesh useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: bright self-centered lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: bisexual spot fat ankles

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: awkward senate old irish cottage

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: awkward senate old irish cottage

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: awkward senate old irish cottage

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: awkward senate old irish cottage

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Confused Love Of Her Life Hall

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: awkward senate old irish cottage

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: awkward senate old irish cottage

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: awkward senate old irish cottage

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Confused Love Of Her Life Hall

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Misanthropic boyish bawdyhouse

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: irate aromatic step-uncle's house clown

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: awkward senate old irish cottage

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: awkward senate old irish cottage

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: awkward senate old irish cottage

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone parlor selfie

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone parlor selfie

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Laughsome orange locale

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Laughsome orange locale

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: awkward senate old irish cottage

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: big home



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: ivory forum

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: walnut sexy famous landscape painting stage

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: maroon rambunctious heaven



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: razzle rose stead



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: 180 white site legend

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: wonderful sapphire abode jew

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Hairless casino

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: dun jewess

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Contagious Resort



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Erotic bbw



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: maroon rambunctious heaven



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: thriller base karate



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: red rebellious depressive

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Vengeful Macaca Boiling Water



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: big home



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id#50002879)