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Put an ad on Craigslist- said I love eating pussy/am great @ it

Just mixing it up with something different from my couples a...
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/09/14
What was the reply?
Supple crystalline mental disorder
  01/09/14
She replied with "make me cum" and told me she's i...
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/09/14
Yikes!
Supple crystalline mental disorder
  01/09/14
...
Metal rehab
  01/09/14
titcy!
insanely creepy heady market tattoo
  01/09/14
? Even if she refused to send me any other pics of her, I...
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/09/14
I could see doing that for the edge factor. but damn m...
Diverse pungent mad-dog skullcap
  01/09/14
wildly ungroomed and hairy too
Mint stirring whorehouse people who are hurt
  01/09/14
god knows what a petri dish of STDs that roast beef curtain ...
Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape
  01/09/14
*spits out chewed up roast beef sandwich, struggles not to r...
Mint stirring whorehouse people who are hurt
  01/09/14
Guess her gender, too.
Slate Gas Station Twinkling Uncleanness
  01/09/14
Pretty much what I would expect it to look like after a heal...
beady-eyed bronze center
  01/09/14
mmmm rotten corned beef
Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape
  01/09/14
jfc clean cut cocks look so much better than pussies
Disgusting opaque orchestra pit
  01/09/14
feeling slightly nauseous
flatulent spectacular resort
  01/09/14
imagine eating clam chowder to that
Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape
  01/09/14
or OUT of it
Mint stirring whorehouse people who are hurt
  01/09/14
*literally dry heaves*
Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape
  01/09/14
...
flatulent spectacular resort
  01/09/14
Now imagine it's a nice yeasty bread bowl...with hair.
Mint stirring whorehouse people who are hurt
  01/09/14
*finally throws up*
Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape
  01/09/14
hahahaha oh god i might have to leave this thread chunky ...
flatulent spectacular resort
  01/09/14
I just turned gay
Contagious elastic band
  01/09/14
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rusted police squad
  05/17/14
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Tan feces
  08/05/14
straightest comment in this subthread
Very tactful chocolate tank
  11/15/14
ewwwwwwwwww
Ruddy Indirect Expression
  01/09/14
that is literally the most disgusting link i've clicked on x...
Buck-toothed drab site
  04/01/14
never again never again not safe 4 life not safe 4 life
translucent misunderstood temple kitty cat
  04/01/14
somewhat disturbing that im in an agreement with a gay dood
Excitant filthy cruise ship fortuitous meteor
  04/01/14
i think i'm starting to understand you better
Tan feces
  08/05/14
Would absolutely eat that for 1-2 hours.
boyish duck-like bawdyhouse
  04/01/14
EWWWWWW
Deranged olive trump supporter jewess
  05/17/14
And you'll never forget it.
rusted police squad
  05/17/14
30
At-the-ready stead
  11/15/14
Lol. Just an update, I Didn't bother to meet this one
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  11/15/14
Whorie outted
misanthropic clear water buffalo garrison
  11/15/14
DAMN YOU IMGUR DAMN YOU TO HELL
law is ea$y
  07/29/26
Woman in OP has not replied back yet. Here's Another girl...
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/09/14
...
bat shit crazy henna parlour ceo
  01/09/14
lllolll
Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape
  01/09/14
Agreed. She barely looks like a woman. Lol at Asian fetishis...
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/09/14
i want to ask u again: why do you do this to urself bro?
Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape
  01/09/14
Sometimes I find good pussy and the excitement of fucking st...
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/09/14
...
Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape
  01/09/14
truth
Splenetic chestnut kitchen foreskin
  01/09/14
lolol
translucent misunderstood temple kitty cat
  04/01/14
I fucked a fat chick from Craigslist once. She was really f...
outnumbered orange business firm degenerate
  01/09/14
did she have a great time as well
Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape
  01/09/14
She said really liked me and texted for a week after but was...
outnumbered orange business firm degenerate
  01/09/14
she's plain but i bet below decks doesn't look like a boarsh...
flatulent spectacular resort
  01/09/14
First chick is in my city though. 5-10 minute drive vs 40 mi...
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/09/14
175 visual
lake windowlicker crotch
  01/09/14
easy solution: make her drive to you
vivacious garnet senate karate
  01/09/14
I don't bring Craigslist sluts to my place unless they are e...
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/09/14
that one looks pretty harmless
vivacious garnet senate karate
  01/09/14
famous last words
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  01/09/14
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  01/09/14
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translucent misunderstood temple kitty cat
  04/01/14
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Tan feces
  08/05/14
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Abusive associate mother
  11/15/14
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Very tactful chocolate tank
  11/15/14
Dude you usually fuck fat old wives. At least she is young...
Crimson godawful area marketing idea
  01/09/14
It blows my mind that there are actual women who reply to st...
comical lay
  01/09/14
I rarely get more than 2 real woman per ad. It takes persist...
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/09/14
lol i was just about to say "don't forget the 5% gay me...
flatulent spectacular resort
  01/09/14
Seems low, but lol, yes, you will definitely get dudes sugge...
outnumbered orange business firm degenerate
  01/09/14
man i have no idea just a guess
flatulent spectacular resort
  01/09/14
how much money are we talkin?
White mood
  01/09/14
I've posted four ads to craigslist and gotten laid from them...
outnumbered orange business firm degenerate
  01/09/14
Cr.
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/09/14
did you post a pic w the ad
comical lay
  01/09/14
Not of me, but each one tied into my ad which was really wel...
outnumbered orange business firm degenerate
  01/09/14
That's amazing. I never get more than a handful of replies f...
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/09/14
You ever posted in m4w NOT casual encounters? I posted a me...
outnumbered orange business firm degenerate
  01/09/14
You, sir, are an asset to the board.
Know-it-all Theater
  01/09/14
i believe it. before spam bots, i had great success on craig...
Ruddy Indirect Expression
  01/09/14
I got one other reply yesterday. Much wordier than usual res...
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/09/14
Are you such a man?
outnumbered orange business firm degenerate
  01/09/14
Her 2nd email to me after I requested a pic: "I want...
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/09/14
Rock her world before she leaves it.
outnumbered orange business firm degenerate
  01/09/14
She looks 70+. Would be the oldest pussy I have ever entere...
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/09/14
JFC man.
Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape
  01/09/14
Rofl. Yeah who am I kidding. It would be horrifying
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/09/14
pls tell me ur just flaming even if ur not
Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape
  01/09/14
I'm the real deal bro. Going to post one more ad tonight
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/09/14
TY
Supple crystalline mental disorder
  01/09/14
You're my hero, just thought you should know
swashbuckling sooty keepsake machete
  01/09/14
lollllll
translucent misunderstood temple kitty cat
  04/01/14
AHHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHH http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17lf...
Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape
  01/09/14
Thank you for early morning coffee spit take LOL
Mildly autistic office
  01/10/14
...
translucent misunderstood temple kitty cat
  04/01/14
...
rusted police squad
  05/17/14
was trembling in anticipation by the time i got to the pic (...
flatulent spectacular resort
  01/09/14
oh geez...
tantric walnut principal's office
  01/09/14
OH GOD, OH--
Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape
  01/09/14
...
tantric walnut principal's office
  01/09/14
...
flatulent spectacular resort
  01/09/14
I fucking laughed out loud
sickened cuckold school
  01/09/14
youre a legendary poaster never change
Splenetic chestnut kitchen foreskin
  01/09/14
Ty
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/09/14
...
translucent misunderstood temple kitty cat
  04/01/14
Damn that looks exactly like my grandma
Gay floppy pozpig background story
  01/09/14
180
Crimson godawful area marketing idea
  01/09/14
I can't wait to make my moniker one of the many, many 180000...
brilliant place of business
  01/09/14
Here is another reply she sent this morning: I live in su...
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/09/14
...
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/09/14
98743788
adulterous concupiscible messiness field
  01/09/14
LOL. LOL. LOL.
Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape
  01/09/14
Wow mang. Is this something you are considering?
brass titillating yarmulke chapel
  01/09/14
Lol no. Even I have limits
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/09/14
I wonder what kind of response rate one might get if a guy o...
brass titillating yarmulke chapel
  01/09/14
Ad for getting pegged = replies from tons of guys offering t...
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/09/14
My hypothesis is that offering to do fetish-type stuff like ...
brass titillating yarmulke chapel
  01/09/14
Any other examples of fetishes I could try? Give me somethin...
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/09/14
Younger guy looking for a mature for mom roleplay.
swashbuckling sooty keepsake machete
  01/09/14
Tried this a couple times, no joke. Didn't get ANY responses
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/09/14
Do you remember how you worded it at all?
swashbuckling sooty keepsake machete
  01/09/14
That's the tricky part, guys tend to be accommodating of the...
brass titillating yarmulke chapel
  01/09/14
Something about her writing feels off - as 180 as it seems t...
Flirting Trust Fund Meetinghouse
  01/09/14
I think she is real bro. It sounds like an old woman who is ...
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/09/14
Someone, somewhere, on another forum, is loling about having...
peach kitty
  11/15/14
That one really wanted to meet. Of course, I couldn't do it
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  11/15/14
Haven't you seen Don Jon? You will find true love through an...
Histrionic Trailer Park Main People
  01/10/14
...
dashing nursing home
  11/15/14
...
peach kitty
  11/16/14
didn't realize julia trolled craigslist for hookups
Aphrodisiac mad cow disease shrine
  01/13/14
lol fuckin lol
rusted police squad
  05/17/14
this is the best post this year
dashing nursing home
  11/15/14
Amazing work. Enemadood is a legend
adulterous concupiscible messiness field
  01/09/14
...
coral arousing selfie point
  01/09/14
180 breh. Give us an example of something you'd write.
Dun Insecure Really Tough Guy Locus
  01/09/14
Example: Just mixing it up with something different from my ...
outnumbered orange business firm degenerate
  01/09/14
enjoy oral hpv
Disgusting opaque orchestra pit
  01/09/14
HANDS FUCKING DOWN GOATUS POSTER. GODS WORK. 9598498599
lascivious state dopamine
  01/09/14
enemad00d deserves UNESCO recognition srs not overhype
translucent misunderstood temple kitty cat
  04/01/14
...
Galvanic overrated alpha
  01/09/14
Slow day. No new prospects yet
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/09/14
While I whole-heartedly agree this is 180 and the poaster sh...
navy ratface library
  01/09/14
True. The woman discussed itt seems very lonely.
Khaki plaza
  01/09/14
boomers man. boomers. they never were able to admit the idea...
Ruddy Indirect Expression
  01/09/14
...
confused dog poop space
  01/09/14
this, crazy to imagine some grandma trolling craigslist for ...
comical lay
  01/09/14
worst generation ever
Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape
  01/09/14
This 26 year old mixed chick replied: http://imgur.com/nZ...
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/10/14
I'd probably hit it.
Mint stirring whorehouse people who are hurt
  01/10/14
I was considering it. Texting her now and she said "my ...
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/10/14
Fuck those big Latina titties
Mint stirring whorehouse people who are hurt
  01/10/14
Yikes!
Supple crystalline mental disorder
  01/10/14
NSFW
Crimson godawful area marketing idea
  01/10/14
4 lyfe u mean
Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape
  01/10/14
Ty
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/10/14
oh god.
Ruddy Indirect Expression
  01/10/14
...
Hateful Potus Forum
  01/10/14
180 work brother. Advice for doing this in a bigger city?
Hateful Potus Forum
  01/10/14
Post multiple ads with different themes. Here are my standa...
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/10/14
What's the point of this? If you are a real addict, just mo...
vigorous philosopher-king stain
  01/10/14
I haven't fucked any of the women I posted ITT. Sometimes yo...
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  01/10/14
Fuck you.
Supple crystalline mental disorder
  01/10/14
i had the same questions...
At-the-ready stead
  11/15/14
*The* quintessential Enemad00d thread.
translucent misunderstood temple kitty cat
  04/01/14
...
Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce
  04/01/14
ur a bort treasure, never stop bro.
translucent misunderstood temple kitty cat
  04/01/14
he is very, very good
Tan feces
  08/05/14
The Classic enemad00d.
rusted police squad
  05/17/14
...
Amethyst immigrant native
  08/05/14
fucking amazing
Frozen Hospital
  11/15/14
180
Big address
  11/16/14
great thread
beta blood rage incel
  04/29/20
...
lfo
  07/29/26
Why was this a dirte tp thread in my memory?
bummer
  07/29/26


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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

Just mixing it up with something different from my couples ads and targeting single women. Only 1 reply so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801818)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Supple crystalline mental disorder

What was the reply?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801833)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

She replied with "make me cum" and told me she's in my city. Attached this pic:

http://imgur.com/bRSblIv

I don't know anything else about her yet and I requested a face pic. Any Bros want to guess her age based on the pussy pic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801836)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:14 AM
Author: Supple crystalline mental disorder

Yikes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801845)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:14 AM
Author: Metal rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801848)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:15 AM
Author: insanely creepy heady market tattoo

titcy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801856)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:15 AM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

?

Even if she refused to send me any other pics of her, I think I would still show up to her place with the intention of eating her pussy and fucking her. There would be something thrilling about that kind of anonymity and surprise. I'm just that crazy man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801857)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: Diverse pungent mad-dog skullcap

I could see doing that for the edge factor.

but

damn man - that pussy and asshold look seriously damaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801866)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Mint stirring whorehouse people who are hurt

wildly ungroomed and hairy too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801871)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape

god knows what a petri dish of STDs that roast beef curtain has

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801961)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: Mint stirring whorehouse people who are hurt

*spits out chewed up roast beef sandwich, struggles not to regurgitate meal*

THANKS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801973)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: Slate Gas Station Twinkling Uncleanness

Guess her gender, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801859)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:16 AM
Author: beady-eyed bronze center

Pretty much what I would expect it to look like after a healthy dose of dat BMC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801864)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:18 AM
Author: Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape

mmmm rotten corned beef

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801875)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Disgusting opaque orchestra pit

jfc clean cut cocks look so much better than pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801904)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: flatulent spectacular resort

feeling slightly nauseous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801943)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape

imagine eating clam chowder to that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801949)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Mint stirring whorehouse people who are hurt

or OUT of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801956)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape

*literally dry heaves*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801972)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: flatulent spectacular resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801976)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: Mint stirring whorehouse people who are hurt

Now imagine it's a nice yeasty bread bowl...with hair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801980)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:44 AM
Author: Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape

*finally throws up*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802039)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: flatulent spectacular resort

hahahaha oh god i might have to leave this thread

chunky protein shake might not stay down if i don't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801958)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: Contagious elastic band

I just turned gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24804504)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:48 AM
Author: rusted police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#25578052)



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Date: August 5th, 2014 12:56 AM
Author: Tan feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#26064069)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: Very tactful chocolate tank

straightest comment in this subthread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#26726713)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Ruddy Indirect Expression

ewwwwwwwwww

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24805758)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:26 PM
Author: Buck-toothed drab site

that is literally the most disgusting link i've clicked on xo--maybe anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#25306602)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:27 PM
Author: translucent misunderstood temple kitty cat

never again never again not safe 4 life not safe 4 life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#25306609)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: Excitant filthy cruise ship fortuitous meteor

somewhat disturbing that im in an agreement with a gay dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#25306822)



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Date: August 5th, 2014 12:57 AM
Author: Tan feces

i think i'm starting to understand you better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#26064071)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 10:15 PM
Author: boyish duck-like bawdyhouse

Would absolutely eat that for 1-2 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#25306855)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:44 AM
Author: Deranged olive trump supporter jewess

EWWWWWW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#25578033)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:49 AM
Author: rusted police squad

And you'll never forget it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#25578056)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: At-the-ready stead

30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#26726608)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

Lol. Just an update, I Didn't bother to meet this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#26726615)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: misanthropic clear water buffalo garrison

Whorie outted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#26726730)



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Date: July 29th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: law is ea$y (🧐)

DAMN YOU IMGUR

DAMN YOU TO HELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#50032947)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

Woman in OP has not replied back yet.

Here's Another girl who replied to me yesterday (posted a different ad where I came off as an alpha bro wanting to destroy her pussy):

http://imgur.com/FrTPAQt

http://imgur.com/QheWczj

I could meet her tonight but it's about a 40 minute drive and she's nothing special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801906)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: bat shit crazy henna parlour ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801915)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:24 AM
Author: Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape

lllolll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801922)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

Agreed. She barely looks like a woman. Lol at Asian fetishists

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801925)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape

i want to ask u again: why do you do this to urself bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801930)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

Sometimes I find good pussy and the excitement of fucking strange is life's greatest pleasure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801947)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801950)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:54 AM
Author: Splenetic chestnut kitchen foreskin

truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802089)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:28 PM
Author: translucent misunderstood temple kitty cat

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#25306614)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: outnumbered orange business firm degenerate

I fucked a fat chick from Craigslist once. She was really fat but I had a fucking great time doing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801951)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:32 AM
Author: Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape

did she have a great time as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801965)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:34 AM
Author: outnumbered orange business firm degenerate

She said really liked me and texted for a week after but was savvy enough to move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801977)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: flatulent spectacular resort

she's plain but i bet below decks doesn't look like a boarshead delivery truck careened into a ravine like that first chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801954)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

First chick is in my city though. 5-10 minute drive vs 40 minutes each way. I'm waiting on her face pic to decide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801963)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:13 AM
Author: lake windowlicker crotch

175 visual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802798)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: vivacious garnet senate karate

easy solution: make her drive to you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802053)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:49 AM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

I don't bring Craigslist sluts to my place unless they are exceptionally hot or I have no other choice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802059)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:50 AM
Author: vivacious garnet senate karate

that one looks pretty harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802069)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 1:09 AM
Author: coral arousing selfie point

famous last words

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802160)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:24 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802631)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:28 PM
Author: translucent misunderstood temple kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#25306616)



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Date: August 5th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Tan feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#26064080)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: Abusive associate mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#26726600)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Very tactful chocolate tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#26726722)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:21 AM
Author: Crimson godawful area marketing idea

Dude you usually fuck fat old wives. At least she is young and nubile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802837)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: comical lay

It blows my mind that there are actual women who reply to stuff like this I would've thought it would be 90% fake / scammers w the other 10% land beasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801945)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

I rarely get more than 2 real woman per ad. It takes persistence and patience. Most of it is spam and gay men offering me money to suck my dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801957)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: flatulent spectacular resort

lol i was just about to say "don't forget the 5% gay men offering the next best thing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801962)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: outnumbered orange business firm degenerate

Seems low, but lol, yes, you will definitely get dudes suggesting you just put on some straight porn and let it do what it do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801983)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: flatulent spectacular resort

man i have no idea just a guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801999)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: White mood

how much money are we talkin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24804495)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: outnumbered orange business firm degenerate

I've posted four ads to craigslist and gotten laid from them 6 times (6 chicks/women/sex offenders[serious not flame, registered sex offender]). If you write a good ad and do not care where your dick goes, it's out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801959)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:32 AM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

Cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801966)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: comical lay

did you post a pic w the ad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802008)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:44 AM
Author: outnumbered orange business firm degenerate

Not of me, but each one tied into my ad which was really well written. Write something that is literally the best thing on your Craigslist and you'll get 20+ replies from real girls. It's not hard to do if you're a good writer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802032)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

That's amazing. I never get more than a handful of replies from women. 20+ is insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802075)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:57 AM
Author: outnumbered orange business firm degenerate

You ever posted in m4w NOT casual encounters? I posted a message where I was looking for someone to help me get over a bad breakup and I explicitly wasn't looking for sex. Had sex that night, the next day and the following weekend three different chicks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802102)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: Know-it-all Theater

You, sir, are an asset to the board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802292)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: Ruddy Indirect Expression

i believe it. before spam bots, i had great success on craigslist, i never however updated my game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24805784)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:33 AM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

I got one other reply yesterday. Much wordier than usual responses:

"I have been fascinated by your handsome body and nice package. I wonder if you find older bbw's worthy of your passionate attention? I'm only available during daytimes and wanted to email to not waste your time. I'm seeking such a man to enter my tightness as I've not been with a man in many years. I need someone patient and knowledgeable in stretching... could you be such a man?

D"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801969)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: outnumbered orange business firm degenerate

Are you such a man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801984)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

Her 2nd email to me after I requested a pic:

"I want a man who takes command and knows exactly how to please a woman best. Your body is that of a real man's not someone who is ashamed of his glory. Your strength is obvious and attractive. Virility is potent and obvious and very sexy..

I live in (redacted). I have attached a picture; as you might imagine, women of my era do not have naughty views available. I have a wicked imagination and an openness to let go when I'm in the right hands. I want a man who will take his time in enjoying multiple joys. A man who knows that a woman well satisfied will want him deep and hard within. I want a man with honor to trust with my most precious gift. I want to open my love flower to a lover of women who will bring hot sweaty joy.

Please send me more visual temptation. I love to look at your body and that rock hard cock of yours. I want to know that you are the man who can take care of my very hungry and desirous pussy.

Send me more... I beg of you nicely!

I hope my words have your cock tingling. My clit it trembling at the thought of the pleasure you would bring me."

She attached this pic of her (not flame): http://imgur.com/PYppj10



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24801992)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: outnumbered orange business firm degenerate

Rock her world before she leaves it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802002)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

She looks 70+. Would be the oldest pussy I have ever entered. I don't know if I have it in me but maybe I could do it for xo. I requested pussy pics and nudes from her but she hasn't sent any yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802015)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape

JFC man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802020)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

Rofl. Yeah who am I kidding. It would be horrifying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802024)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape

pls tell me ur just flaming even if ur not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802030)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

I'm the real deal bro. Going to post one more ad tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802052)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Supple crystalline mental disorder

TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24804914)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: swashbuckling sooty keepsake machete

You're my hero, just thought you should know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24804929)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: translucent misunderstood temple kitty cat

lollllll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#25306622)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape

AHHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHHHHH http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17lfvj3xb9gn1jpg/original.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802007)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:50 AM
Author: Mildly autistic office

Thank you for early morning coffee spit take LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24809023)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: translucent misunderstood temple kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#25306624)



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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:52 AM
Author: rusted police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#25578068)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: flatulent spectacular resort

was trembling in anticipation by the time i got to the pic (the morbid curiosity kind obviously, not like her trembling)

absolutely did not disappoint

jfc how do you have this much testosterone man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802010)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: tantric walnut principal's office

oh geez...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802014)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:41 AM
Author: Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape

OH GOD, OH--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802017)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:46 AM
Author: tantric walnut principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802046)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:50 AM
Author: flatulent spectacular resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802073)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:55 AM
Author: sickened cuckold school

I fucking laughed out loud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802090)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:57 AM
Author: Splenetic chestnut kitchen foreskin

youre a legendary poaster never change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802100)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 2:10 AM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802331)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:29 PM
Author: translucent misunderstood temple kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#25306627)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:21 AM
Author: Gay floppy pozpig background story

Damn that looks exactly like my grandma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802801)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 8:24 AM
Author: Crimson godawful area marketing idea

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24802845)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:27 PM
Author: brilliant place of business

I can't wait to make my moniker one of the many, many 18000000 lines from this. 180 to you, never retire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24804887)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:41 PM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

Here is another reply she sent this morning:

I live in such a small town, forgive my shyness yet to show you my most precious jewels... I need your eyes = not a cold screen. Let me give you a better picture right now. We draw close to find pleasure and a quick shot isn't what I want... hope you don't either!

I need your fingers and lips opening flowers and inspiring "towers" of showers... I want to know you will be patient before you open my package. I like building anticipation and erotic feelings. Foreplay me to insanity and I'll beg for relief.

Like visualizing you meeting me at the door freshly showered with only a towel on. As I pass the door, your towel slips and I see the rock hard cock standing up for me. I want your fingers on buttons, undoing zippers and slipping my clothes off. You guide me towards the bed with sucking and tingling touch. You eat my entire body like a feast for a king. I want to see your black head of hair framed by my soft white thighs. I want to buck and scream on your tongue. Then to stretch my tiny tight pussy with your slow gentle fingers. For this is the key to opening the magic gates of pure burning hot pleasure. I want to feel you rise and plunge your hot dick dagger into my wet sweet pussy. I want to grab you deep within. I want to feel your manhood and strength and gentleness and relentless mind fucking until we both scream - you hot precious cum filling my delicious pink slit. And then withdrawing, your keep rubbing covering my burning little wet clit with more of you.

Is that a picture you can frame? How is your daytime opening on Friday or next week? I have to be back down south and on earth in the afternoon. What can you do to get this done? Will you give assurance that you will respect my wishes? Dominant doesn't mean you have all the power and I know I have the ultimate control...

Are you the man up for the task

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24804961)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24805075)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:13 PM
Author: adulterous concupiscible messiness field

98743788

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24805148)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape

LOL. LOL. LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24805156)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:24 PM
Author: brass titillating yarmulke chapel

Wow mang.

Is this something you are considering?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24805225)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:27 PM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

Lol no. Even I have limits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24805245)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:54 PM
Author: brass titillating yarmulke chapel

I wonder what kind of response rate one might get if a guy offered to do something that a lot of guys wouldn't do.

Like if a guy offered to get pegged or something.

Any idea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24805476)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:57 PM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

Ad for getting pegged = replies from tons of guys offering to fuck your ass. Very few women are into that so it likely wouldn't get you anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24805497)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:13 PM
Author: brass titillating yarmulke chapel

My hypothesis is that offering to do fetish-type stuff like that might somehow translate into better odds of pulling chicks from the more attractive end of the spectrum. Girls that find it easy to get laid but have trouble finding dudes to work out whatever kink they have.

And if a girl pegs you, you know she's gonna be up for (and even expect) anal in return.

One of these days I intend to test my hypothesis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24805647)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:21 PM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

Any other examples of fetishes I could try? Give me something slightly less extreme than getting fucked in the ass and ill test your hypothesis tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24805692)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: swashbuckling sooty keepsake machete

Younger guy looking for a mature for mom roleplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24805707)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:24 PM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

Tried this a couple times, no joke. Didn't get ANY responses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24805718)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling sooty keepsake machete

Do you remember how you worded it at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24805728)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: brass titillating yarmulke chapel

That's the tricky part, guys tend to be accommodating of the fetishes of women. So you gotta be willing to do the kind of stuff a lot of guys would be reluctant to do.

I kind of wonder if a pair of guys offering MMF threesomes might get some play. Though that is more extreme than pegging IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24805813)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: Flirting Trust Fund Meetinghouse

Something about her writing feels off - as 180 as it seems that you are getting hit on by a 70 yo woman, this seems almost like a Nigerian scam or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24805890)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

I think she is real bro. It sounds like an old woman who is incredibly horny and sex starved, with a very active imagination

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24805918)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:19 PM
Author: peach kitty

Someone, somewhere, on another forum, is loling about having trolled your ad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#26726743)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

That one really wanted to meet. Of course, I couldn't do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#26726778)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 4:09 AM
Author: Histrionic Trailer Park Main People

Haven't you seen Don Jon? You will find true love through an older woman. Lest ye forget the wise words of Ben Franklin:

"[I]n all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

i. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.

2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.

4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24808484)



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: dashing nursing home



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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:02 AM
Author: peach kitty



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Date: January 13th, 2014 7:35 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac mad cow disease shrine

didn't realize julia trolled craigslist for hookups

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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:53 AM
Author: rusted police squad

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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: dashing nursing home

this is the best post this year

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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:44 AM
Author: adulterous concupiscible messiness field

Amazing work. Enemadood is a legend

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Date: January 9th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: coral arousing selfie point



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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:50 AM
Author: Dun Insecure Really Tough Guy Locus

180 breh. Give us an example of something you'd write.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: outnumbered orange business firm degenerate

Example: Just mixing it up with something different from my couples ads and targeting single women. Only 1 reply so far

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Date: January 9th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Disgusting opaque orchestra pit

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:29 AM
Author: lascivious state dopamine

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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: translucent misunderstood temple kitty cat

enemad00d deserves UNESCO recognition srs not overhype

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Date: January 9th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Galvanic overrated alpha



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Date: January 9th, 2014 6:53 PM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

Slow day. No new prospects yet

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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: navy ratface library

While I whole-heartedly agree this is 180 and the poaster should be canonized, it also makes me quite sad for some reason. I just thought 70 yo BBWs should be sitting on the porch, telling stories from the old days, and cooking hamburger helper. Yeah it should be uplifting that they still wanna fuck, but it isn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24805598)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:19 PM
Author: Khaki plaza

True. The woman discussed itt seems very lonely.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Ruddy Indirect Expression

boomers man. boomers. they never were able to admit the idea of the seasons of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24805795)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: confused dog poop space



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Date: January 9th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: comical lay

this, crazy to imagine some grandma trolling craigslist for sex in the first place

and that they use phrases like 'rock hard cock'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24806499)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author: Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape

worst generation ever

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Date: January 10th, 2014 3:35 AM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

This 26 year old mixed chick replied:

http://imgur.com/nZLgWJ0

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24808440)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 3:37 AM
Author: Mint stirring whorehouse people who are hurt

I'd probably hit it.

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Date: January 10th, 2014 3:39 AM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

I was considering it. Texting her now and she said "my daughter just woke up, I need to get her back to sleep Hun"

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Date: January 10th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: Mint stirring whorehouse people who are hurt

Fuck those big Latina titties

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Date: January 10th, 2014 4:12 AM
Author: Supple crystalline mental disorder

Yikes!

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Date: January 10th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: Crimson godawful area marketing idea

NSFW

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Date: January 10th, 2014 10:05 AM
Author: Turquoise narrow-minded institution ape

4 lyfe u mean

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Date: January 10th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

Ty

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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: Ruddy Indirect Expression

oh god.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24812324)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:43 PM
Author: Hateful Potus Forum



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:44 PM
Author: Hateful Potus Forum

180 work brother. Advice for doing this in a bigger city?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24812321)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

Post multiple ads with different themes. Here are my standards

1. Guy who loves eating pussy and Is really great at it

2. Alpha looking to pound a girls pussy and dominate her

3. Young stud for married couple, looking to fuck your wife

4. Young stud for single older woman

5. Guy who LOVES chubby girls/BBW

Start with 2-3 of these and you'll get different responses from different women . Don't expect more than 1-2 replies per ad posted. Sometime you'll get nothing. It takes patience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24812350)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: vigorous philosopher-king stain

What's the point of this? If you are a real addict, just move to Bangkok or something. Is it the thrill of the chase? How do you even stay hard to fuck all those uggos and bbw's? Viagra?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#24812359)



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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:56 PM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce

I haven't fucked any of the women I posted ITT. Sometimes you find decent pussy on cl. And yes, the thrill of the chase is 180. Fucking hookers is not satisfying to me

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Date: January 10th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: Supple crystalline mental disorder

Fuck you.

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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: At-the-ready stead

i had the same questions...

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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: translucent misunderstood temple kitty cat

*The* quintessential Enemad00d thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#25306579)



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:27 PM
Author: Fuchsia talking pisswyrm lettuce



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Date: April 1st, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: translucent misunderstood temple kitty cat

ur a bort treasure, never stop bro.

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Date: August 5th, 2014 12:57 AM
Author: Tan feces

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Date: May 17th, 2014 12:44 AM
Author: rusted police squad

The Classic enemad00d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2464672&forum_id=2...id#25578029)



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Date: August 5th, 2014 12:55 AM
Author: Amethyst immigrant native



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Date: November 15th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: Frozen Hospital

fucking amazing

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Date: November 16th, 2014 12:01 AM
Author: Big address

180



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Date: April 29th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: beta blood rage incel

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Date: July 29th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: lfo



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Date: July 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: bummer

Why was this a dirte tp thread in my memory?

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