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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??&qu...
carmine disrespectful mother
  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,...
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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  07/31/16
He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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  07/31/16
i considered that but i dont think so.
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why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a s...
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That poztartar
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he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send ...
carmine disrespectful mother
  07/31/16
oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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are you retarded? im saying i can see him the whole tim...
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  07/31/16
gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting...
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either you're not describing the situation very well or ther...
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cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: carmine disrespectful mother

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Nudist orange school

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Stirring drunken partner

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Cowardly hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Sooty idiot



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Hairraiser Gay Den Prole

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Hairraiser Gay Den Prole

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Hilarious submissive station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy lay ape

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: carmine disrespectful mother

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy lay ape

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: carmine disrespectful mother

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: aromatic mahogany meetinghouse dingle berry



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Chrome free-loading sweet tailpipe principal's office

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: beady-eyed theater

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: carmine disrespectful mother

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Chrome free-loading sweet tailpipe principal's office

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: carmine disrespectful mother

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Chrome free-loading sweet tailpipe principal's office

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Stirring drunken partner

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Hilarious submissive station



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Adventurous internet-worthy set

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Dark Exhilarant Dilemma Fat Ankles

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: obsidian supple antidepressant drug property

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Nudist orange school

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Dark Exhilarant Dilemma Fat Ankles



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: frisky parlour volcanic crater

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Nudist orange school

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: carmine disrespectful mother

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Histrionic locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: comical coiffed hospital kitty

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Rose Passionate Pit Voyeur

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Boyish Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: ocher national security agency

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Chrome free-loading sweet tailpipe principal's office

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Stirring drunken partner

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Sable really tough guy gas station

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: carmine disrespectful mother

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Stirring drunken partner

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: ocher national security agency

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: carmine disrespectful mother

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: ocher national security agency

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Rose Passionate Pit Voyeur

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Stirring drunken partner

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: ocher national security agency

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Stirring drunken partner

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Sable really tough guy gas station

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Stirring drunken partner

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Sanctuary Cuck

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: ocher national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Stirring drunken partner

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Fuchsia Impressive Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Fuchsia Impressive Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: charismatic senate haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: razzle parlor masturbator

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy lay ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: lavender deep boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: salmon doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: vivacious rehab water buffalo

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Dark Exhilarant Dilemma Fat Ankles

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: ocher national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: pearl cheese-eating school cafeteria preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: ultramarine associate stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Cerebral area elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: flushed diverse base clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: multi-colored white national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: adulterous hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: underhanded trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: flushed diverse base clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: talking swashbuckling center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: talking swashbuckling center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone jew

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Boyish Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: glassy legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Sanctuary Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Mildly autistic outnumbered heaven therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: vivacious rehab water buffalo

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Narrow-minded 180 site foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: talking swashbuckling center

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: trip iridescent toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Stirring drunken partner

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Tripping pink philosopher-king temple

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Stirring drunken partner

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Sable really tough guy gas station

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Stirring drunken partner

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: abusive goyim

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: ocher national security agency

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Sanctuary Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: vivacious rehab water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: pale shrine faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Cracking ruby crotch

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Nighttime queen of the night sound barrier

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Arousing mint famous landscape painting menage

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Chrome free-loading sweet tailpipe principal's office

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: hateful electric furnace

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: grizzly cocky space

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: ocher national security agency

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Sable really tough guy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Cowardly hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Sable really tough guy gas station

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: orchid electric round eye garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: mind-boggling ceo church

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: buff mischievous brethren indian lodge

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: know-it-all whorehouse

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Chrome free-loading sweet tailpipe principal's office

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: know-it-all whorehouse

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Sable really tough guy gas station

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: mind-boggling ceo church

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: coral people who are hurt

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Hilarious submissive station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: excitant lodge

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: vivacious rehab water buffalo

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Navy magical patrolman

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Zippy library yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Sable really tough guy gas station

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Effete forum coldplay fan

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Sable really tough guy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Fragrant liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Hairraiser Gay Den Prole

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: frozen glittery hunting ground persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: razzle parlor masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: mauve vigorous pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Sable really tough guy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: frozen glittery hunting ground persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Sable really tough guy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: razzle parlor masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Sable really tough guy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: purple mewling cumskin potus

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: razzle parlor masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: grizzly cocky space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: lascivious slippery cruise ship

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Fuchsia Impressive Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Vibrant Peach Gaming Laptop

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Vibrant Peach Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Vengeful onyx market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Cowardly hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: razzle parlor masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Bateful Shivering Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: charismatic senate haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: costumed university feces

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Balding range ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: costumed university feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: costumed university feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac harsh casino selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Racy Step-uncle's House Coffee Pot

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: carmine disrespectful mother

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: crusty rusted milk abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Contagious twisted point

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: bull headed magenta international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Fuchsia Impressive Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Fuchsia Impressive Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: charismatic senate haunted graveyard

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: grizzly cocky space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: translucent cuckold mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: bright black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Crystalline brunch dysfunction

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Fuchsia Impressive Newt

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: erotic claret laser beams

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Motley poppy home pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: razzle parlor masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: razzle parlor masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Motley poppy home pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Judgmental Clear Jap Ticket Booth

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: bat shit crazy aqua plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: rebellious odious mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: vermilion useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: mauve vigorous pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Bateful Shivering Locale

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Bossy Striped Hyena Idea He Suggested

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Motley poppy home pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Elite Nofapping Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: razzle parlor masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Elite Nofapping Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Effete forum coldplay fan

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: saffron jewess

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: provocative bistre box office place of business

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: flushed diverse base clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Marvelous Pontificating Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: provocative bistre box office place of business

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Marvelous Pontificating Stage

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: provocative bistre box office place of business

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: provocative bistre box office place of business

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: bull headed magenta international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: smoky sickened dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: razzle parlor masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Metal laughsome house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Big Crackhouse

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: multi-colored white national

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: soggy maroon chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: bright black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Sticky private investor quadroon

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Appetizing dun resort indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: red blathering tanning salon

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Concupiscible bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Fighting address

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Canary galvanic kitchen

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Sooty idiot

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: bright black woman

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2...id#49363699)