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  07/02/19
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dun cowardly potus gas station
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
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talented flushed degenerate crackhouse
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LJL @ poors
pale institution fat ankles
  08/21/19
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Orange dead property
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
Pearly hairraiser bawdyhouse
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
supple kitchen depressive
  08/21/19
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soul-stirring snowy private investor
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
cocky up-to-no-good whorehouse sound barrier
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
pale institution fat ankles
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
supple kitchen depressive
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emergency money
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Naked Place Of Business Elastic Band
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You’re poor
Beady-eyed wagecucks
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dun cowardly potus gas station
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Bisexual insecure spot sex offender
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Trip Set
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I just got one of these too FML
Pearly hairraiser bawdyhouse
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
dun cowardly potus gas station
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
soul-stirring snowy private investor
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
dun cowardly potus gas station
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Violet Startling Hall Marketing Idea
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
dun cowardly potus gas station
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
bright menage
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
dun cowardly potus gas station
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Rebellious idea he suggested theatre
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great thread
stirring international law enforcement agency
  09/10/21
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dun cowardly potus gas station
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
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  04/10/23
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talented flushed degenerate crackhouse
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i love men
stirring international law enforcement agency
  04/10/23
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dun cowardly potus gas station
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
dun cowardly potus gas station
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Bisexual insecure spot sex offender
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
dun cowardly potus gas station
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
vigorous shrine ape
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
dun cowardly potus gas station
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
dun cowardly potus gas station
  09/14/24
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dun cowardly potus gas station
  07/18/25
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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: dun cowardly potus gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: dun cowardly potus gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: dun cowardly potus gas station

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: Naked Place Of Business Elastic Band

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: talented flushed degenerate crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: pale institution fat ankles

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Orange dead property



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: Pearly hairraiser bawdyhouse

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: supple kitchen depressive

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: soul-stirring snowy private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: cocky up-to-no-good whorehouse sound barrier

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: pale institution fat ankles

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: supple kitchen depressive

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: pale institution fat ankles

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Trip Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: dashing indian lodge jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: dashing indian lodge jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#43091968)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Offensive old irish cottage hairy legs

hehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#49264499)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Naked Place Of Business Elastic Band



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed wagecucks

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: dun cowardly potus gas station

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Bisexual insecure spot sex offender

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Trip Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: Pearly hairraiser bawdyhouse

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: dun cowardly potus gas station

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: soul-stirring snowy private investor

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: dun cowardly potus gas station

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Violet Startling Hall Marketing Idea

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: dun cowardly potus gas station

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: bright menage

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: dun cowardly potus gas station

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Rebellious idea he suggested theatre

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: stirring international law enforcement agency

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: dun cowardly potus gas station

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: dun cowardly potus gas station

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: talented flushed degenerate crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: stirring international law enforcement agency

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: dun cowardly potus gas station

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: dun cowardly potus gas station

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Bisexual insecure spot sex offender

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: dun cowardly potus gas station

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: vigorous shrine ape

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: dun cowardly potus gas station

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: dun cowardly potus gas station

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: dun cowardly potus gas station

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#49111460)



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Date: September 13th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: dun cowardly potus gas station

Your Access Account account is now blocked

Please make a payment in the next 15 days to avoid account closure

Hi, ZINK. We wanted to let you know that your Access Account account is still overdrawn by $9.00. As a result, your account has been blocked and any of your checks, payments or other withdrawals will not be completed. Your account will remain inactive until you make a payment for the overdrawn amount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#49264493)



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Date: November 14th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

[Action required] Resolve your margin call

Your account has a $189.01 futures margin call as of Nov. 13, 2025. Deposit money or close some of your positions to cover your margin call.

The amount required to cover your margin call may differ due to market movement, deposits, or closing positions.

Take action

If the margin call is not resolved before the end of the trading day on Nov. 14, 2025, your account will be in a past due margin call and your account may be restricted. You can learn more about futures in our Help Center.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id#49430061)