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Early 30s friend is a Private Equity baller. Got on HGH, roids, plastic surgery

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short,...
racy personal credit line
  04/05/22
is this flame? can his success be replicated?
hairless garnet abode
  04/05/22
it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have sc...
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Getting blasted everyday
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You're right about the HGH bomb,
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His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no su...
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any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive d...
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You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead...
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Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided t...
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Height?
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5'7" - 5'8"
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Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Bigla...
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lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way ...
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Slaying 9s on the reg.
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nice to have you back, johnsmeyer
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500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking th...
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tallmos done here
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This is JJC, right?
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how much you pay them?
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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:38 PM
Author: racy personal credit line

dude was a skinny little guy growing up. small frame, short, balding, all around crap genes. not that smart either. no one really took him that seriously.

now he makes $500k+ as a private equity baller, apparently through sheer grinding and networking (i haven't really kept up with him through the years).

last time i met him, he was jacked and looked like a fitness model. he told me he sees special doctors and takes HGH and some other steroids (didn't go into details). he obviously had a hair transplant, plastic surgeries around the jaw and nose, regular skin treatments, etc.

essentially he turned himself from a male 3 into a male 7-8, which is a huge leap that you can't do naturally. still short though, which is his only flaw i guess.

on top of that, he's dating a total stunner - not a bimbo, just a really high-quality wholesome and cute girl who would have been way beyond his league naturally.

he tells me that, with all the substances he's taking, he's sharper than ever, always feeling good psychologically. he has much more energy to work and have fun. as a result, he's killing it at his job as well as outside of it.

so he translated his financial gains into life-maxing, which then translates into more financial gains. seems like the guy truly has it all.

honestly, i've never seen someone make such a 180 on their life trajectory before. i would have never believed it. i hadn't seen the guy for almost a decade and it blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44284057)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:39 PM
Author: hairless garnet abode

is this flame? can his success be replicated?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44284074)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: racy personal credit line

it's not flame. i was wondering that myself. i would have scoffed at the idea of all those things if i didn't see the results right in front of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44284119)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:40 PM
Author: Jade School Codepig

Getting blasted everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44284079)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:41 PM
Author: Dashing self-absorbed roast beef

You're right about the HGH bomb,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44284093)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:54 PM
Author: vengeful lodge



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: Jade School Codepig

He already have plans to go to brazil, vegas, miami, carribbean, europe. Pretty much wherever he wants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44284270)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:26 PM
Author: slippery infuriating milk school cafeteria



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:34 PM
Author: bull headed nighttime jewess community account



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:29 AM
Author: useless tanning salon internal respiration



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: 1.618



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:44 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Stead

The minds are not matched

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44284115)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:45 PM
Author: stirring rambunctious telephone

His little heart will explode in his 40s/50s. There's no such thing as a free lunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44284133)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:52 PM
Author: Impertinent Coldplay Fan Degenerate



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: racy personal credit line

any proof of that? even when done safely with an expensive doctor?

i'm skeptical there are any downsides because i did a little searching and it seems like all the wealthy people and celebrities are on a long-term drug regimen of HGH and roids. examples: jeff bezos, peter thiel, joe rogan, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44284257)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:14 PM
Author: stirring rambunctious telephone

You are skeptical that exogenous man made hormones that lead to supra-physiological amounts of muscle have any downsides? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44284431)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:34 PM
Author: racy personal credit line

yes, otherwise longevity-obsessed smart wealthy people like thiel and bezos wouldn't be on it

i believe it's harmful unless done carefully with top of the line doctors, which these guys obviously have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44284612)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:44 PM
Author: stirring rambunctious telephone

Steve Jobs died of cancer as fast as he did b/c he decided to become a fruitarian lol. Jeff Bezos talks to women like he's a virgin. LOL @ deifying these faggots or justifying taking drugs b/c they do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44285131)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: bateful hall

Longevity-obsessed smart people who spend their lives studying this stuff (e.g. David Sinclair, Valter Longo) believe it is bad for longevity even if it improves your well being in the short term.

You can listen to David Sinclair on Joe Rogan and see what an utter retard Joe Rogan and his bro-science are compared to an actual scientist.

Joe: Why is high protein bad?

Sinclair: Well let me explain all the data and mTOR and all the science.

Joe: But I like it.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44288638)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:38 PM
Author: lake institution

WWE wrestlers dropping like flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44285096)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:49 PM
Author: 180 Stage

Height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44284190)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:57 PM
Author: racy personal credit line

5'7" - 5'8"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44284265)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:52 PM
Author: Thriller Shimmering Cuck Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44286399)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:43 PM
Author: Bespoke cheese-eating parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44287786)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:55 PM
Author: bat shit crazy church

Is $500k really a PE "baller" if that's what Biglaw Sr Associates make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44284247)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:56 PM
Author: clear apoplectic rehab

shots fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44284255)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 3:58 PM
Author: racy personal credit line

lol i didn't ask his actual salary, safe to assume it's way higher than mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44284271)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:22 PM
Author: Provocative principal's office wagecucks

Slaying 9s on the reg.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44284498)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: stimulating startling nursing home

nice to have you back, johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44284551)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:29 PM
Author: racy personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44285028)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:36 PM
Author: confused box office pervert

500k isnt that much for a PE VP. There are VPs in banking that make 2.5x that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44285083)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:37 PM
Author: Heady resort sandwich

tallmos done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44285088)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Orchid spot really tough guy

This is JJC, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44285127)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 5:59 PM
Author: Jade School Codepig

He's having a blast so far, tons of parties, hooking up like a rabbit, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44285242)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: domesticated fishy fortuitous meteor base

first thought that came to mind. This is the 2022 version of JJC trolling, now instead of HBS its HGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44285246)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: stimulating startling nursing home

jjc would know how much successful PE guys actually make in 2022 (hint: it's not 500k lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44288959)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored olive ape

Sounds like your friend is highly educated. Super successful. Multiple graduate degrees. Gorgeous.

I think I know where he can find some single women on his level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44285286)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: Jade School Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44285320)



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: Federal Pale Cuckoldry Location



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Date: April 6th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: aquamarine mad-dog skullcap



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Date: April 5th, 2022 8:49 PM
Author: racy personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44286370)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 11:41 PM
Author: racy personal credit line



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Date: April 6th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: Fighting swashbuckling psychic chapel

women are born rich and become poor as they age...men are born poor and become rich as they age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#44288554)



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Date: April 7th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: racy personal credit line



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Jewish Mob



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: nyuug

and ive fucked 1500+ girls with a fraction of the money, but who's counting?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#50114487)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Jewish Mob

how much you pay them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#50114489)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: nyuug

nyuug is a virgin bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5076807&forum_id=2...id#50114491)