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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Sickened Sienna Immigrant
  07/17/22
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Curious twisted locus
  07/17/22
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Crusty Burgundy Ape
  07/17/22
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Clear Field
  07/18/22
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Sickened Sienna Immigrant
  09/29/22
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Sickened Sienna Immigrant
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Adventurous aqua bawdyhouse genital piercing
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Adventurous aqua bawdyhouse genital piercing
  01/07/23
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Clear Field
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Bat shit crazy electric stage mad cow disease
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
Bat shit crazy electric stage mad cow disease
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
yellow ladyboy nibblets
  03/18/23
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Sickened Sienna Immigrant
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Bat shit crazy electric stage mad cow disease
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Talking hominid box office
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
carmine turdskin
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Cheese-eating state
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Cheese-eating state
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Cheese-eating state
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Embarrassed to the bone chestnut national
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Cheese-eating state
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Cheese-eating state
  08/23/24
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Cheese-eating state
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Cheese-eating state
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Cheese-eating state
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Cheese-eating state
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
Useless range
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
disrespectful alcoholic hell keepsake machete
  09/28/24
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Sickened Sienna Immigrant
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Cheese-eating state
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Cheese-eating state
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Sickened Sienna Immigrant

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Curious twisted locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Crusty Burgundy Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Clear Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Sickened Sienna Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Sickened Sienna Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Adventurous aqua bawdyhouse genital piercing

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Adventurous aqua bawdyhouse genital piercing

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Clear Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy electric stage mad cow disease

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy electric stage mad cow disease

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: yellow ladyboy nibblets

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Sickened Sienna Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy electric stage mad cow disease

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Talking hominid box office

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: carmine turdskin

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Cheese-eating state

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Cheese-eating state

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Cheese-eating state

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone chestnut national

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Cheese-eating state

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Cheese-eating state

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Cheese-eating state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Cheese-eating state

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Cheese-eating state

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Cheese-eating state

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: Useless range

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: disrespectful alcoholic hell keepsake machete

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Sickened Sienna Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Cheese-eating state

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Cheese-eating state

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id#49932244)