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Why are no US sports teams named after the Romans?

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Ti...
Bearded low-t place of business
  08/28/25
I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the...
lilac library mad-dog skullcap
  08/28/25
Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point
judgmental bespoke location mother
  08/28/25
because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after...
Seedy Therapy
  08/28/25
how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about...
lake abode death wish
  08/28/25
immigration from North Africa is how
Spectacular saffron office police squad
  08/29/25
If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the ...
Amber pervert
  08/28/25
Romulus and Remus would like a word
lilac library mad-dog skullcap
  08/28/25
That’s what he’s referring to dipshit
Bearded low-t place of business
  08/28/25
How about I Trojan your ass
disgusting know-it-all business firm
  08/28/25
Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and...
Lemon Set
  08/28/25
Read up on the legend a bit more
Bearded low-t place of business
  08/28/25
NHL does in Canada https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otta...
mint forum stock car
  08/28/25
cr. forgot about them
Bearded low-t place of business
  08/28/25
OP said US sports teams
primrose lay selfie
  08/28/25
by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ot...
Bearded low-t place of business
  08/29/25
no
primrose lay selfie
  08/29/25
Eat shit
Green theater stage
  08/29/25
...
primrose lay selfie
  08/28/25
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Green theater stage
  08/28/25
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators
Sienna fragrant people who are hurt menage
  08/28/25
nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. ...
overrated mentally impaired sneaky criminal theatre
  08/28/25
Centurions and Legion would be good names
Pungent corner candlestick maker
  08/28/25
any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so ...
overrated mentally impaired sneaky criminal theatre
  08/29/25
How could you forget about the Rome Emperors? https://en....
opaque jew
  08/28/25
Op pwned. Growing a beard. https://www.centurapride.com/
Haunting point gaping
  08/28/25
Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders...
judgmental bespoke location mother
  08/28/25
you can’t build an empire through conquest without bei...
Bearded low-t place of business
  08/28/25
Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republic...
judgmental bespoke location mother
  08/28/25
wow
Spectacular saffron office police squad
  08/29/25
The California Gays are a major team iirc
Sticky Confused Parlor Nibblets
  08/29/25
180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonaut...
Comical carmine property halford
  08/29/25
...
Bearded low-t place of business
  08/29/25
I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore ...
Bearded low-t place of business
  08/29/25
The Cleveland Commoduses
Beady-eyed cowardly keepsake machete
  08/29/25
The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Balti...
yellow irate telephone stage
  08/29/25
But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, a...
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Golf Wigger
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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: Bearded low-t place of business

There are many named after the Greeks (Trojans, Spartans, Titans), the Norse (Vikings), even the Irish (Celtics and Fighting Irish), but none are named after the Romans. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49218557)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:56 AM
Author: lilac library mad-dog skullcap

I was sure this is wrong but after thinking and googling the closest I could get was the Idaho Vandals, the Vandals having sacked Rome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49218558)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: judgmental bespoke location mother

Visigoths iirc but probably vandals too at some point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49219392)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Seedy Therapy

because the romans werent birdshit, any US teams named after niggistan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49218559)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: lake abode death wish

how are the greeks less birdshit than romans? and what about all the teams named after injuns?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49218604)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Spectacular saffron office police squad

immigration from North Africa is how

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49222270)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:59 AM
Author: Amber pervert

If you want to be pedantic the Aeneid makes the Trojans the founders of Rome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49218560)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: lilac library mad-dog skullcap

Romulus and Remus would like a word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49218562)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Bearded low-t place of business

That’s what he’s referring to dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49218575)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: disgusting know-it-all business firm

How about I Trojan your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49218581)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:16 AM
Author: Lemon Set

Not really. Romulus and Remus were not even born in Troy and were centuries after Aeneas. That’s the joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49218599)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Bearded low-t place of business

Read up on the legend a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49219518)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:33 AM
Author: mint forum stock car

NHL does in Canada

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ottawa_Senators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49218579)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:03 AM
Author: Bearded low-t place of business

cr. forgot about them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49218590)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: primrose lay selfie

OP said US sports teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49220228)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: Bearded low-t place of business

by the powers vested in me as the OP I hereby declare the Ottawa Senators a credited response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49222259)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: primrose lay selfie

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49222271)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Green theater stage

Eat shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49222283)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: primrose lay selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49218602)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Green theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49219360)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:42 AM
Author: Sienna fragrant people who are hurt menage

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Gladiators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49218580)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:11 AM
Author: overrated mentally impaired sneaky criminal theatre

nothing roman really has a good ring to it for a team name. Shit like gladiators and centurions doesn’t sound right. Plenty of Colosseum stadiums out there. LA has the Forum, there’s the Aqueduct racetrack in NY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49218598)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Pungent corner candlestick maker

Centurions and Legion would be good names

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49219923)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: overrated mentally impaired sneaky criminal theatre

any given sunday had the NY Emperors and it sounded gay. so did the Dallas knights.

legion would be good for soccer i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49221791)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: opaque jew

How could you forget about the Rome Emperors?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rome_Emperors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49218600)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: Haunting point gaping

Op pwned. Growing a beard.

https://www.centurapride.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49218773)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: judgmental bespoke location mother

Greeks and Norse = mythic warriors, Romans = empire-builders. U.S. sports culture wants the scrappers, not the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49219402)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Bearded low-t place of business

you can’t build an empire through conquest without being great warriors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49219522)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: judgmental bespoke location mother

Which is why we have the Dallas Cowboys and not the Republican Congressmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49219689)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Spectacular saffron office police squad

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49222274)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: Sticky Confused Parlor Nibblets

The California Gays are a major team iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49221794)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Comical carmine property halford

180 thread. You get lots of Trojans, Spartans, some Argonauts, occasional VAndals, Scots, Highlanders, VIkings, Norse. Weird ones like Britons and Saxons. But basically no Romans. Amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49221815)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Bearded low-t place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49221966)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Bearded low-t place of business

I guess maybe because they killed Christ and were therefore seen as villains when most US sports franchises and university athletic departments were created? only reason I can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49222267)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed cowardly keepsake machete

The Cleveland Commoduses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49222287)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: yellow irate telephone stage

The same reason you don't have the Atlanta Jews or the Baltimore Christians

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#49222428)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


But see, In re Friars, Padres, Deacons, Crusaders, Angels, and Saints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#50102090)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Golf Wigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767034&forum_id=2...id#50102080)