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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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khaki box office trump supporter
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
umber very tactful senate
  08/28/25
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khaki box office trump supporter
  08/28/25
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Hyperventilating Generalized Bond Tanning Salon
  08/28/25
that's it?
Stirring Gas Station
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
khaki box office trump supporter
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
apoplectic charcoal nursing home
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Stirring Gas Station
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
free-loading idiot sound barrier
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
razzle vermilion whorehouse mental disorder
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
free-loading idiot sound barrier
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
razzle vermilion whorehouse mental disorder
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
free-loading idiot sound barrier
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
razzle vermilion whorehouse mental disorder
  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
Doobsian trip lay
  08/28/25
Happy?
infuriating nofapping sanctuary
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Doobsian trip lay
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
free-loading idiot sound barrier
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Hyperventilating Generalized Bond Tanning Salon
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
free-loading idiot sound barrier
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Hyperventilating Generalized Bond Tanning Salon
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Awkward greedy degenerate
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
gold cocky foreskin
  08/28/25
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high-end smoky public bath
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Offensive Pontificating Parlor
  08/29/25
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talented house sweet tailpipe
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Sable school cafeteria haunted graveyard
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Charismatic Water Buffalo Temple
  08/29/25
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high-end smoky public bath
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Insane Carmine Station Dopamine
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Charismatic Water Buffalo Temple
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
razzle vermilion whorehouse mental disorder
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
diverse tan fanboi native
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
free-loading idiot sound barrier
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Doobsian trip lay
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Sable school cafeteria haunted graveyard
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
free-loading idiot sound barrier
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
self-centered laughsome locus
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
salmon irradiated faggot firefighter market
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Doobsian trip lay
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Hyperventilating Generalized Bond Tanning Salon
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
free-loading idiot sound barrier
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Charismatic Water Buffalo Temple
  09/01/25
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free-loading idiot sound barrier
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Charismatic Water Buffalo Temple
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
free-loading idiot sound barrier
  09/01/25
Lolololol
infuriating nofapping sanctuary
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Doobsian trip lay
  09/01/25
?
razzle vermilion whorehouse mental disorder
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
opaque orchestra pit
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Doobsian trip lay
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
free-loading idiot sound barrier
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
razzle vermilion whorehouse mental disorder
  09/12/25
Yes
free-loading idiot sound barrier
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
razzle vermilion whorehouse mental disorder
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
razzle vermilion whorehouse mental disorder
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
khaki box office trump supporter
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: khaki box office trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: umber very tactful senate

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: khaki box office trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Generalized Bond Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Stirring Gas Station

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: khaki box office trump supporter

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: apoplectic charcoal nursing home

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Stirring Gas Station

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: free-loading idiot sound barrier

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: razzle vermilion whorehouse mental disorder

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: free-loading idiot sound barrier

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: razzle vermilion whorehouse mental disorder

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: free-loading idiot sound barrier

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: razzle vermilion whorehouse mental disorder

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Doobsian trip lay

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: infuriating nofapping sanctuary

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Doobsian trip lay

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: free-loading idiot sound barrier

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Generalized Bond Tanning Salon

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: free-loading idiot sound barrier

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Generalized Bond Tanning Salon

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Awkward greedy degenerate

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: gold cocky foreskin

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: high-end smoky public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Offensive Pontificating Parlor

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: talented house sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Sable school cafeteria haunted graveyard

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Charismatic Water Buffalo Temple

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: high-end smoky public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Insane Carmine Station Dopamine

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Charismatic Water Buffalo Temple

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: razzle vermilion whorehouse mental disorder

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: diverse tan fanboi native

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: free-loading idiot sound barrier

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Doobsian trip lay

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Sable school cafeteria haunted graveyard

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: free-loading idiot sound barrier

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: self-centered laughsome locus

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: salmon irradiated faggot firefighter market

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Doobsian trip lay

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Generalized Bond Tanning Salon

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: free-loading idiot sound barrier

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Charismatic Water Buffalo Temple

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: free-loading idiot sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Charismatic Water Buffalo Temple

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: free-loading idiot sound barrier

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: infuriating nofapping sanctuary

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Doobsian trip lay

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: razzle vermilion whorehouse mental disorder

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: opaque orchestra pit

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Doobsian trip lay

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: free-loading idiot sound barrier

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: razzle vermilion whorehouse mental disorder

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: free-loading idiot sound barrier

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: razzle vermilion whorehouse mental disorder

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: razzle vermilion whorehouse mental disorder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: khaki box office trump supporter

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id#49259839)