just listed a house on airbnb for the first time. tips?
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Date: September 21st, 2025 11:11 PM Author: yellow patrolman
But on a serious note I spend maybe 30 mins to get it in condition for the next guest. Quick tidy up, vacuum, strip the beds, put new sheets on, wash old sheets, fold em, wash towels, put new towels out, clean the toilet, and that's it. I love the smell of fresh linens and it's 180 compared to seeing how clause 8 of section 4 interacts with section 6.3.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2...id#49290346) |
Date: October 17th, 2025 4:02 PM Author: yellow patrolman
Update: I have now hosted 18 unique guests. The worst are the fat ones. I just had some fat couple check out and they left glitter EVERYWHERE. There's no getting it all out, but I tried my best.
Some other anecdotes include a couple that sold their hold in another state to move here in an RV and they had a toddler. Not sure what happened but they had some RV issue and they had to stay at my place and the husband locked himself out of the RV and they know absolutely no one here so I ended up giving him a ride back to the airbnb because his wife didn't have the car seat to go get him or something. He put the carseat in my trunk and spilled crumbs and shit everywhere and they left the house totally trashed from their stupid kid, but it felt nice to help people.
Another guy had never recorded a stay on Airbnb and was new to the app. Left the place immaculate and even left a $15 cash tip on the bed.
The most recent guests that left glitter everywhere also left jewelry. I have mailed it to them and invoiced them $20, I already sent it so I am hoping they pay.
I am a licensed lawyer btw.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2...id#49356163) |
Date: October 19th, 2025 11:11 PM Author: Stirring Insecure Party Of The First Part Doctorate
Are you still working as a lawyer?
Do you have any xo Easter eggs in the listing for your bros.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2...id#49360943) |
Date: December 11th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: yellow patrolman
Had a desi bitch text me with an inquiry in the middle of the night "What are the nearby attractions?"
bitch use google bloody benchod. Why do Indian ppl always waste time and ask a million retarded questions? They are a bunch of retarded fucking monkeys and animals have no concept of time or respecting your time. This is why I refuse to take Indian clients for legal matters.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5768128&forum_id=2...id#49502353) |
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