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Can u handle this BBW USC MBA student who copped a 7 fig trapeze settlement?

HONK HONK! https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johns...
Vivacious casino
  01/13/26
https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester
Overrated indian lodge
  01/13/26
At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and we...
Overrated indian lodge
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lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat ...
wonderful bonkers volcanic crater mad cow disease
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Overrated indian lodge
  01/13/26
same. 340 lbs is like two people.
hairraiser purple step-uncle's house place of business
  01/13/26
he was a professor of marketing
Sepia Elite Mental Disorder
  01/13/26
To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief. ...
Stirring Plaza
  01/13/26
Thats only 2 mochas frapp per day
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the problem with modern feminized jewified society is that t...
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Overrated indian lodge
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They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured ...
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fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawy...
Talented gunner
  01/13/26
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sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by the...
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Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case...
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Kabateck & Karlstack LLP
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greedy glittery toilet seat foreskin
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i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard...
Scarlet razzle-dazzle whorehouse lettuce
  01/13/26
maybe you've landed on something
Overrated indian lodge
  01/13/26
irl let’s see what unfolds
Vivacious casino
  01/13/26
or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia
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U to your Bumble date: “You are in great shape, and th...
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non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow
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USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene
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*Santa Monica trapeze scene
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dull hell
  01/13/26
Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no ag...
swashbuckling locale
  01/13/26
the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall...
swashbuckling locale
  01/13/26
ghastly
greedy glittery toilet seat foreskin
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i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole
Overrated indian lodge
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ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA ...
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  01/13/26
imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do yo...
Electric Seedy French Chef
  01/13/26
...
Overrated indian lodge
  01/13/26
in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video o...
Diverse Mustard Masturbator
  01/13/26
i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the perfor...
Talented gunner
  01/13/26
a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any ...
Scarlet razzle-dazzle whorehouse lettuce
  01/13/26
best exit out of that MBA program in its history
Rambunctious national security agency
  01/13/26
she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.
Talented gunner
  01/13/26


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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Vivacious casino

HONK HONK!

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johnson

https://mynewsla.com/business/2026/01/10/usc-to-pay-nearly-2-million-to-mba-student-injured-in-trapeze-exercise/

Johnson told the professor she was concerned about the school’s weight limit and whether she would be able to participate, but he replied, “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue,” the suit stated.

Priester knew that Johnson exceeded the 205-pound weight limit, but still encouraged her to participate, the suit stated.

During the second of two exercises, Johnson swung forward, then back, then forward again and tucked her legs and landed on the net after completing the back flip, but she felt one leg crumple beneath her, could not stand and saw blood pouring out of her leg, according to the suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49585697)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Overrated indian lodge

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49585701)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: Overrated indian lodge

At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and weighed about 340 pounds.

https://mynewsla.com/crime/2025/08/03/usc-professor-cant-escape-former-mba-students-trapeze-injury-suit/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49585707)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: wonderful bonkers volcanic crater mad cow disease

lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat fuck who was 210 pounds and only technically over the weight limit. This prof really told some 340 pound whale she was in great shape and to go for it? She must be eating 3500 calories a day to maintain that mass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49585774)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Overrated indian lodge



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: hairraiser purple step-uncle's house place of business

same. 340 lbs is like two people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586373)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:45 PM
Author: Sepia Elite Mental Disorder

he was a professor of marketing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586395)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Stirring Plaza

To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief.

Shame!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586504)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:06 PM
Author: Maize spot prole

Thats only 2 mochas frapp per day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586432)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: greedy glittery toilet seat foreskin



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Electric Seedy French Chef

the problem with modern feminized jewified society is that there is no other response to when a 340 lbs woman asks you if she is good to participate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586631)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Overrated indian lodge



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: boyish wagecucks piazza

They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured her leg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49585714)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Talented gunner

fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawyers who enable them) are the reason the entire country is a soulless, foam-padded, guardrailed daycare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49585724)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Vivacious casino

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586342)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Overrated indian lodge

sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by their accident reconstruction expert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586365)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: insecure address faggotry

Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586371)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Overrated indian lodge

Kabateck & Karlstack LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586411)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: greedy glittery toilet seat foreskin



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Scarlet razzle-dazzle whorehouse lettuce

i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard to see why anyone would encourage a 340 lb woman to do trapeze except out of a morbid desire to see a gruesome accident

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586405)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Overrated indian lodge

maybe you've landed on something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586413)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Vivacious casino

irl let’s see what unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586485)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: Diverse Mustard Masturbator

or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586540)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: dull hell

U to your Bumble date: “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586406)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Vivacious casino



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Overrated indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586436)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: greedy glittery toilet seat foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586528)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Diverse Mustard Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586542)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: razzle turdskin stage



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Electric Seedy French Chef

(shallow hal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586632)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Stirring Plaza

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/853/570/842.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586635)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49930381)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Marvelous medicated party of the first part sweet tailpipe

non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586495)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Overrated indian lodge

USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586507)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: Stirring Plaza

*Santa Monica trapeze scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586512)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: Overrated indian lodge



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: dull hell



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling locale

Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no agency so even at 340 pounds there's no way they cld make the independent decision that maybe its not a good idea to bounce off a trapaze with a 205 pound weight limit. the Patriarchy and rapant SEXISM in the trapeze industry precludes them from doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586526)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: swashbuckling locale

the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586529)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: greedy glittery toilet seat foreskin

ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586534)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: Overrated indian lodge

i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586551)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: swashbuckling locale

ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA and the school requiring a trapeze performance, US education system is so furking clown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586535)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Electric Seedy French Chef

imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do you say "so much to unpack" in Chinese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586639)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Overrated indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586643)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: Diverse Mustard Masturbator

in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video of this would have shown up on America's Funniest Home Videos. A literal laugh riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586546)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: Talented gunner

i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the performance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49586805)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Scarlet razzle-dazzle whorehouse lettuce

a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any time at all so i'm unsure what the exercise was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49587357)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Rambunctious national security agency

best exit out of that MBA program in its history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49587066)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: Talented gunner

she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2...id#49587079)