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What a humiliating defeat for the US
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:29 AM Author: Dark Locus So after complete obliteration of Iran and its military capabilities, USA and Israel have achieved the following:
1. Iran’s regime is still in place and is more hardline than it ever was before
2. Iran is selling more oil and at $100
3. Oil sanctions are no longer effective
4. Middle Eastern economies have been devastated and oil infrastructure damaged with medium term consequences
5. Israel is being pounded from three directions with considerable damage that has been suppressed by force
6. U.S. navy has run away from the Persian Gulf
7. Oil prices doubled.
8. Iran now controls 20% of world oil flows which may increase to 30% if Iran decides to close shipping in the Red Sea. (through Houthis)
9. Strait of Hormuz will remain under Iran’s control for foreseeable future.
10. Iran is likely to get out of NPT and develop nuclear weapons.
11. Trump has done so well in the war that he is likely to lose midterms.
12. Netanyahu who used to shamelessly roam around has been mostly in hiding
13. U.S. bases in the Gulf have been obliterated and Iran says U.S. must leave Middle East now
14. The world is likely to experience inflation and low economic growth in the next year.
15. The entire world opinion has changed in favour of Iran.
16. NATO and European allies have refused to participate in the war.
Thank you for your attention to the matter.
https://x.com/najamali2020/status/2038955431457169911
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:31 AM Author: Mustard circlehead temple Clearly Trump needs to go even harder! MAGA! Full ground invasion! Send in special forces! NUKE TEHRAN!!!!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851893&forum_id=2...id#49782719) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:32 AM Author: Blue half-breed corner send in the Marines! Semper fi mother fucker! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851893&forum_id=2...id#49782723) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:45 AM Author: multi-colored gaped idiot fortuitous meteor Marines are all gay now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851893&forum_id=2...id#49782751) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:31 AM Author: heady rigor church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851893&forum_id=2...id#49782720) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:32 AM Author: Pontificating faggotry lay when third temple and rapture (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851893&forum_id=2...id#49782722) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:35 AM Author: sexy godawful business firm from regime change to unconditional surrender to seize their oil fields to see you later-- American Empire ended not with bang but a whimper -- thanks Donald (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851893&forum_id=2...id#49782727) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:37 AM Author: Mustard circlehead temple Greetings from reykjavik brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851893&forum_id=2...id#49782732) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:39 AM Author: sexy godawful business firm meet u at the arctic circle, comrade (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851893&forum_id=2...id#49782738) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:39 AM Author: hot location dog poop Pretty accurate. It looks so bad I think Trump might decide to completely destroy Iran's power grid and South Pars and Kharg Island facilities just so they don't look like a winner. If so, they will destroy what's left of the Gulf's oil infrastructure and oil will likely go to 150/barrel for over a year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851893&forum_id=2...id#49782739) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:41 AM Author: Contagious tanning salon toaster "High oil prices are Good for America, actually! Thank you for your attention to this matter!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851893&forum_id=2...id#49782743) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:44 AM Author: brilliant trip volcanic crater mad-dog skullcap You and other posters give Iran way too much credit. I don't know why, maybe you're just a liberal who hates Trump but it's getting ridiculous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851893&forum_id=2...id#49782749) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:50 AM Author: hot location dog poop I have been and am hoping for regime change. The current regime is hanging 15 year old girls for protesting against it- they are monsters.
But war is just a matter of the exercise of power and the ability to withstand pain. Trump is unable to deal with the stock market going down by 10% before throwing in the towel, and he repeatedly makes threats and sets deadlines that he backs out of based on lies about concessions. Meanwhile, Iran is holding firm in spite of incredible damage, and, within the calculus that has always governed war, they "deserve" the strategic victory they seem set to obtain. |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:45 AM Author: Mustard circlehead temple Which would be so counter-productive and nakedly vindictive that I have no idea how anyone wouldn't see the US as the evil actor here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851893&forum_id=2...id#49782754) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:46 AM Author: Learning disabled chocolate newt office supposedely iran straight a high level meeting of 200 Navy commandeeering in like Bahrain
of course USSRUSA will never admit or deny |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:47 AM Author: Topaz station marketing idea Tell me, is it typical for the winning side of a war to lose their entire army, air force, and navy as well as all their political and religious leaders in one week? Can you cite a specific historical example when this has ever happened before and that side was considered the winner? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851893&forum_id=2...id#49782757) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:48 AM Author: Contagious tanning salon toaster Tell me, is it typical for the winning side of a war to just give up and accept a state of affairs that is worse than the status quo ante bellum? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851893&forum_id=2...id#49782764) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:52 AM Author: Topaz station marketing idea In what way is it worse for the US? Iran is a failed state now, they are completely structurally fucked for several generations. The US came away relatively unscathed with only a handful of troop and airframe losses roughly comparable to a year's worth of training accidents. We also got lots of data on Chinese supplied radars and missiles that were very easily wiped out by 2nd tier US assets.
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:53 AM Author: Mustard circlehead temple L'Chaim! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851893&forum_id=2...id#49782784) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:54 AM Author: Dark Locus JUST IN: The United States has fired 2,400 Patriot interceptors in 31 days. It manufactures 650 per year. Replenishment at current production takes three and a half years. It has consumed 40 percent of its global THAAD inventory. It produces fewer than 100 THAAD interceptors annually. Full replenishment takes four to five years. Each interceptor contains neodymium and samarium-cobalt magnets sourced from Chinese-controlled supply chains. The US defence rare earth stockpile has approximately two months remaining.
Read those numbers again. The US military has consumed more precision weapons in one month than it can manufacture in three years, using materials it can only source from the country it may need to fight next.
https://x.com/shanaka86/status/2038868023314976864 |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:59 AM Author: Topaz station marketing idea If any of those numbers were true, I'd be afraid. "Shanaka Perera" is a nobody from Australia publishing LLM slop as though he wrote it, not a credible defense analyst of any merit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851893&forum_id=2...id#49782802) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:02 AM Author: Contagious tanning salon toaster Oh I don't know maybe the rising price of oil, fact that Iran realizes it now has the ability to just tell everyone else to fuck off out of the Strait and nobody can do anything about it, other countries in the Middle East are waking up to the fact that we can't protect them from shit and only care about Israel, you know, the usual.
But we totally "disrupted" Iran's government (the people are gonna rise up any day now) and military so it was a huge success |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:04 AM Author: Topaz station marketing idea Dog their "supreme leader" is a brown muslim amputee faggot, no wonder you think they're winning with all that diversity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851893&forum_id=2...id#49782821) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 1:37 PM Author: orchid exhilarant black woman range Holy shit this is the most unhinged mental dynamics ive ever seen for daddy.
At best the current situation is significantly worse than the status quo before the war.
But we ALSO gave up every concession the Iranians were giving us when they were begging us not to bomb them and then trump playing 5D chess bombed them anyway. And now we have literally nothing and have exposed the us as pretty ineffective. |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:50 AM Author: Mustard circlehead temple (Guy unfamiliar with the term "quagmire") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851893&forum_id=2...id#49782774) |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:51 AM Author: Dark Locus So much winning. Israel bombing pharmaceutical companies. Why? Because fuck you, that’s why.
https://x.com/yarbatman/status/2038964502180376872 |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:56 AM Author: sexy godawful business firm there's no need to gloat--America is thoroughly humiliated and has shown itself to be impotent and all talk, leaving behind a mess for the rest of the civilized nations to clean up
make no mistake Iran will exact trillions of dollars in war reparations that future generations will have to pay |
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Date: March 31st, 2026 1:38 PM Author: gold razzle-dazzle ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851893&forum_id=2...id#49783384) |