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You immediately and permanently lose all ur hair but ur wife never ages past 37.

Yay/nay? Must decide now, can’t punt and wait until yo...
Racy locale
  03/27/26
To be fair, So I get to go completely bald AND be married...
Aphrodisiac keepsake machete theater
  03/27/26
She’s not like that
Racy locale
  03/27/26
To be fair, OK I'll trust you on that but only if you kno...
Aphrodisiac keepsake machete theater
  03/27/26
Note that in the case of divorce your wife will have violate...
Racy locale
  03/27/26
Took me a second to get the reference, lmao (at this tragico...
unholy french chef
  03/27/26
I really like it here, apropos of nothing
unholy french chef
  03/27/26
Do you accept? I dunno what 37 is in dog years but I reckon ...
Racy locale
  03/27/26
LOL'd, tyvmft I would politely decline, I think, because ...
unholy french chef
  03/27/26
Saves me a ton on haircuts
mentally impaired heaven cuckoldry
  03/27/26
Okay, I lol’d
unholy french chef
  03/27/26
"your wife stops aging and your life doesnt change, do ...
vivacious maize pit dragon
  03/27/26
Most xo poas are Aryan Norwood 0s afaik. Personally I like h...
Racy locale
  03/27/26
the IFNB musclestuds? they, uh, are still searching for mrs ...
vivacious maize pit dragon
  03/27/26
Make it 19-20
Aromatic bronze field pisswyrm
  03/27/26
No
Racy locale
  03/27/26
100%. i hate getting my asshole waxed.
ocher doobsian gas station foreskin
  03/27/26
Just the hair on the top of my head? Or like pubes/eyebrows/...
Vermilion main people
  03/27/26
Let's say just head and pubes. You can have your eyebrows an...
Racy locale
  03/27/26
Yeah I'll take that deal all day long. I want to be clear...
Vermilion main people
  03/27/26
so she would leave you lol and be some other dudes 37 yo ben...
Sick Bull Headed Giraffe
  03/27/26
37 yo benjamin button wife tp
unholy french chef
  03/27/26
Le reddit nigger!
Racy locale
  03/27/26


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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Racy locale

Yay/nay? Must decide now, can’t punt and wait until you’re 52 or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2...id.#49774075)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac keepsake machete theater

To be fair,

So I get to go completely bald AND be married to a blown out shrew who will almost certainly divorce me and legally steal half of my shit as I become old and bald?

How much does this cost and do you accept credit cards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2...id.#49774085)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Racy locale

She’s not like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2...id.#49774088)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac keepsake machete theater

To be fair,

OK I'll trust you on that but only if you know these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2...id.#49774094)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Racy locale

Note that in the case of divorce your wife will have violated the terms of the hypo and immediately revert to her true age. As will your Hair, although of course this would be to its natural Norwood level given your age and not the level it was at the time of signing up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2...id.#49774103)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: unholy french chef

Took me a second to get the reference, lmao (at this tragicomically strange modern world, to be clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2...id.#49775131)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: unholy french chef

I really like it here, apropos of nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2...id.#49774108)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: Racy locale

Do you accept? I dunno what 37 is in dog years but I reckon something around 6 or 7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2...id.#49774137)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: unholy french chef

LOL'd, tyvmft

I would politely decline, I think, because I've noticed that women with decent genes who also take good care of themselves, cool mind warm heart etc, are unironically 180 mommy gf and/or mommy wife material indefinitely

And even though I once buzzed my hair impulsively back in high school just out of curiosity if I could pull it off, I just really, really like my hair (and to be honest my older sister making fun of me for any reason is the most Goosebumps scenario I can think of in life, probably!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2...id.#49775123)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:28 PM
Author: mentally impaired heaven cuckoldry

Saves me a ton on haircuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2...id.#49774119)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: unholy french chef

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2...id.#49774125)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: vivacious maize pit dragon

"your wife stops aging and your life doesnt change, do you accept?"

what kind of shit hypo is this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2...id.#49774142)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Racy locale

Most xo poas are Aryan Norwood 0s afaik. Personally I like having Hair quite a bit even now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2...id.#49774145)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: vivacious maize pit dragon

the IFNB musclestuds? they, uh, are still searching for mrs right and love being bachelors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2...id.#49774152)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: Aromatic bronze field pisswyrm

Make it 19-20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2...id.#49774229)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Racy locale

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2...id.#49774233)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: ocher doobsian gas station foreskin

100%. i hate getting my asshole waxed.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2...id.#49774241)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Vermilion main people

Just the hair on the top of my head? Or like pubes/eyebrows/eyelashes too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2...id.#49774243)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Racy locale

Let's say just head and pubes. You can have your eyebrows and chestpubes, if you can keep them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2...id.#49774407)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Vermilion main people

Yeah I'll take that deal all day long.

I want to be clear that I'd be keeping the eyelashes too. I went to high school with this mentally ill kid, he developed trichotillomania & pulled out all his eyelashes. He looked like a total freak, way worse than you might expect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2...id.#49775112)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Sick Bull Headed Giraffe

so she would leave you lol and be some other dudes 37 yo benjamin button wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2...id.#49774409)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: unholy french chef

37 yo benjamin button wife tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2...id.#49775133)



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Date: March 27th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: Racy locale

Le reddit nigger!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5850576&forum_id=2...id.#49775235)