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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
aquamarine vibrant kitty
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
plum sadistic dragon
  04/05/26
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Exhilarant bearded property
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
aquamarine vibrant kitty
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
aquamarine vibrant kitty
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
plum sadistic dragon
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Beady-eyed Bright Dilemma
  04/05/26
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Tantric Crawly Weed Whacker Clown
  04/05/26
Lol
Odious locus
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Unholy scourge upon the earth
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
aquamarine vibrant kitty
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Unholy scourge upon the earth
  04/05/26
...
plum sadistic dragon
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
mustard pistol
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
Exhilarant bearded property
  04/05/26
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wild curious state striped hyena
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Orange 180 police squad
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
flesh excitant hissy fit gay wizard
  04/05/26
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appetizing sanctuary tattoo
  04/05/26
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Avocado wonderful library
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Glittery telephone
  04/05/26
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Irradiated pale alpha
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
aquamarine vibrant kitty
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Glittery telephone
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Concupiscible parlor
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
snowy adulterous nursing home
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Bonkers business firm internal respiration
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Brindle charismatic national security agency twinkling uncleanness
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
Coral Theatre Cuckoldry
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Chocolate doctorate
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
snowy adulterous nursing home
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Brindle charismatic national security agency twinkling uncleanness
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Chocolate doctorate
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
appetizing sanctuary tattoo
  04/05/26
...
plum sadistic dragon
  04/05/26
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heady pervert cumskin
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Concupiscible parlor
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Chocolate doctorate
  04/05/26
...
Tantric Crawly Weed Whacker Clown
  04/05/26
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Tantric Crawly Weed Whacker Clown
  04/05/26
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Exciting stage
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Exciting stage
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
Provocative hyperventilating brunch
  04/05/26
...
plum sadistic dragon
  04/05/26
...
Beady-eyed Bright Dilemma
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Soul-stirring indian lodge turdskin
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
aquamarine vibrant kitty
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Concupiscible parlor
  04/05/26
...
Chocolate doctorate
  04/05/26
...
Passionate lilac hairy legs nibblets
  04/06/26
Pls respond
Dark boyish office
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Beady-eyed Bright Dilemma
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: aquamarine vibrant kitty

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: plum sadistic dragon

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Exhilarant bearded property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: aquamarine vibrant kitty

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: aquamarine vibrant kitty

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: plum sadistic dragon

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Dilemma

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Tantric Crawly Weed Whacker Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Odious locus

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Unholy scourge upon the earth

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: aquamarine vibrant kitty

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Unholy scourge upon the earth

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: plum sadistic dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: mustard pistol

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Exhilarant bearded property

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: wild curious state striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Orange 180 police squad

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: flesh excitant hissy fit gay wizard

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: appetizing sanctuary tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Avocado wonderful library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Glittery telephone

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Irradiated pale alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: aquamarine vibrant kitty

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Glittery telephone

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Concupiscible parlor

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: snowy adulterous nursing home

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Bonkers business firm internal respiration

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Brindle charismatic national security agency twinkling uncleanness

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Coral Theatre Cuckoldry

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Chocolate doctorate

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: snowy adulterous nursing home

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Brindle charismatic national security agency twinkling uncleanness

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Chocolate doctorate

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: appetizing sanctuary tattoo

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: plum sadistic dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: heady pervert cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible parlor

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Chocolate doctorate

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Tantric Crawly Weed Whacker Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Tantric Crawly Weed Whacker Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Exciting stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Exciting stage

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Provocative hyperventilating brunch

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: plum sadistic dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Soul-stirring indian lodge turdskin

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: aquamarine vibrant kitty

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Concupiscible parlor

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Chocolate doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Passionate lilac hairy legs nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Dark boyish office

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bright Dilemma

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: AZNgirl telling AZNmen Your Civilization Will Die

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49812165)