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Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
Heady Coldplay Fan Jap
  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
Zippy travel guidebook
  07/03/15
God dammit.
Heady Coldplay Fan Jap
  07/03/15
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Exciting roast beef lay
  07/03/15
you know what? it doesn't matter.
bearded abusive native sandwich
  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
Heady Coldplay Fan Jap
  07/03/15
lol'd irl at this
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lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
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swashbuckling arrogant rigor
  07/09/15
180 lulz
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chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4
anal gaped theater cumskin
  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
alcoholic athletic conference corner
  07/03/15
I like this idea.
Heady Coldplay Fan Jap
  07/03/15
killself you beta faggot
provocative maroon location
  07/03/15
Rude
Heady Coldplay Fan Jap
  07/03/15
Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uplo...
sickened tank state
  07/03/15
this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
milky beady-eyed corn cake
  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
Heady Coldplay Fan Jap
  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
milky beady-eyed corn cake
  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
Heady Coldplay Fan Jap
  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
Lake Buck-toothed Boistinker Trailer Park
  07/03/15
(Azn HR cunt)
Heady Coldplay Fan Jap
  07/03/15
jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
boyish sweet tailpipe
  07/03/15
lol
Heady Coldplay Fan Jap
  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
seedy motley preventive strike dilemma
  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
aquamarine mood nursing home
  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
Heady Coldplay Fan Jap
  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
jet parlour
  07/03/15
Apparently not.
Heady Coldplay Fan Jap
  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
bearded abusive native sandwich
  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
alcoholic athletic conference corner
  07/03/15
180
Heady Coldplay Fan Jap
  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
Heady Coldplay Fan Jap
  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
Fragrant beta hospital
  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
Heady Coldplay Fan Jap
  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
Dashing violent spot regret
  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
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  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
Heady Coldplay Fan Jap
  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
milky beady-eyed corn cake
  07/09/15
i just remembered why I retired.
Purple Histrionic Shrine Gaping
  07/09/15
let it go bro dont make a big deal out of it. just tell h...
Unhinged Translucent Set
  07/09/15
Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumpe...
Heady Coldplay Fan Jap
  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
Heady Coldplay Fan Jap
  07/10/15
Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
charismatic painfully honest mad-dog skullcap
  08/27/15
This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
onyx aromatic twinkling uncleanness
  08/27/15
You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive ...
Heady Coldplay Fan Jap
  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
razzle-dazzle quadroon
  08/30/15
Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
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  09/01/15
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orange shaky patrolman
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Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I h...
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  01/29/16
This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you b...
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  01/29/16
She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my...
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  01/29/16
This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck...
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  01/29/16
(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
Heady Coldplay Fan Jap
  01/29/16
You're a lawyer, right?
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  01/29/16
Maybe. Why do you ask?
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So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt'...
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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Jap

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251303)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Zippy travel guidebook

you got pa pa pa poaned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251312)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Jap

God dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251316)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Exciting roast beef lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251317)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: bearded abusive native sandwich

you know what? it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251315)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Jap

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251319)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: High-end Mildly Autistic Orchestra Pit

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#29707128)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: curious maniacal reading party tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#37198069)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: anal gaped theater cumskin

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251318)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling arrogant rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28294769)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Cerebral underhanded office

180 lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28668866)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: haunting associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28685025)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: slimy place of business hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#29708257)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: anal gaped theater cumskin

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251327)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: alcoholic athletic conference corner

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251339)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Jap

I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251366)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: provocative maroon location

killself you beta faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251377)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Jap

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251380)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: sickened tank state

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251429)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: milky beady-eyed corn cake

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251432)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Jap

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251452)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: milky beady-eyed corn cake

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251485)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Jap

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251515)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: Lake Buck-toothed Boistinker Trailer Park

you know what, that doesn't matter either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251549)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Jap

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251592)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: boyish sweet tailpipe

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251670)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Jap

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251672)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: seedy motley preventive strike dilemma

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251444)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: aquamarine mood nursing home

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251612)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Jap

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251625)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: jet parlour

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251633)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Jap

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251639)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: bearded abusive native sandwich

doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251646)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: alcoholic athletic conference corner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251715)



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Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251719)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Jap

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28294685)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: Fragrant beta hospital

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28294730)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Jap

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28294935)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: Dashing violent spot regret

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28294975)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Excitant fuchsia foreskin crackhouse

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28294997)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Jap

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28295105)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: milky beady-eyed corn cake

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28294742)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Purple Histrionic Shrine Gaping

i just remembered why I retired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28294748)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: Unhinged Translucent Set

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28294752)



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Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Jap

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28294953)



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Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Jap

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28300011)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: charismatic painfully honest mad-dog skullcap

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28634838)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: onyx aromatic twinkling uncleanness

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28634943)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Jap

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28634958)



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Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle quadroon

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28652958)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: indigo hell

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28668887)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: Citrine new version school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28685041)



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Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: orange shaky patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28668854)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Jap

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#29707072)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: plum business firm

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#29707126)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Jap

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#29707168)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: High-end Mildly Autistic Orchestra Pit

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#29707232)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Jap

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#29707313)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: High-end Mildly Autistic Orchestra Pit

You're a lawyer, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#29707316)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Jap

Maybe. Why do you ask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#29708245)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Jap

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#29708261)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: silver free-loading incel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#29711669)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: frum razzmatazz blood rage space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#30475619)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: frum razzmatazz blood rage space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#31228820)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Jap

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#31228848)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: frum razzmatazz blood rage space

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#31228850)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Jap

ITS YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#31228857)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: frum razzmatazz blood rage space

I'm chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#31228863)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Jap

I know, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#31228864)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Chrome affirmative action pisswyrm

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#31228926)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Jap

Long story, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#31228934)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Chrome affirmative action pisswyrm

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#31228950)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: diverse transparent whorehouse trump supporter

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#31229014)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: gold know-it-all chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#31229212)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: frum razzmatazz blood rage space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#32450132)



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Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: Heady Coldplay Fan Jap

I remember this like it was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#32450283)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: frum razzmatazz blood rage space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#33607049)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: sepia messiness jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#37198003)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: frum razzmatazz blood rage space

One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#37198022)



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Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: frum razzmatazz blood rage space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#39426494)



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Date: March 19th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: sepia messiness jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#42133131)



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Date: December 8th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#43581383)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:34 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#49800158)