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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
Ultramarine vibrant private investor
  09/15/13
explain.
copper exciting clown legal warrant
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
Ultramarine vibrant private investor
  09/15/13
this is not bad
Soggy aromatic lay indirect expression
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
odious university liquid oxygen
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
Mind-boggling turdskin
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
comical sadistic institution juggernaut
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
Chocolate depressive
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
Soggy aromatic lay indirect expression
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
ivory state circlehead
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
Soul-stirring Ruddy Messiness Useless Brakes
  09/15/13
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Spruce Hominid Degenerate
  09/15/13
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copper exciting clown legal warrant
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
Soggy aromatic lay indirect expression
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
Ultramarine vibrant private investor
  09/15/13
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rough-skinned senate sex offender
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
Brass Judgmental Dilemma
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
Heady Community Account
  09/15/13
its ok.
Ultramarine vibrant private investor
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
Very tactful dysfunction
  09/25/15
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Ultramarine vibrant private investor
  12/03/15
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  12/03/15
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Ultramarine vibrant private investor
  01/22/16
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Free-loading athletic conference
  01/22/16
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rough-skinned senate sex offender
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
Ultramarine vibrant private investor
  06/22/16
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provocative irate faggotry market
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
Ultramarine vibrant private investor
  06/21/17
do you pay?
Razzmatazz School Feces
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
Ultramarine vibrant private investor
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
Razzmatazz School Feces
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
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  06/21/17
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  03/16/18
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Ultramarine vibrant private investor
  07/03/19
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  07/30/19
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  02/11/23
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magenta cruel-hearted indian lodge striped hyena
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
Erotic chad
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
arrogant walnut fortuitous meteor immigrant
  02/11/23
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
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appetizing lavender pit old irish cottage
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: Ultramarine vibrant private investor

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: copper exciting clown legal warrant

explain.

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: Ultramarine vibrant private investor

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Soggy aromatic lay indirect expression

this is not bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#24056570)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: odious university liquid oxygen

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: Mind-boggling turdskin

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: comical sadistic institution juggernaut

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: Chocolate depressive

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Soggy aromatic lay indirect expression

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: ivory state circlehead

those things are MONEY

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ruddy Messiness Useless Brakes

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Spruce Hominid Degenerate



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: copper exciting clown legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#24056636)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: Soggy aromatic lay indirect expression

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Ultramarine vibrant private investor

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: rough-skinned senate sex offender



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: Brass Judgmental Dilemma

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Heady Community Account

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Ultramarine vibrant private investor

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Very tactful dysfunction

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: Ultramarine vibrant private investor

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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: provocative irate faggotry market

180

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: Ultramarine vibrant private investor

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Free-loading athletic conference



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: rough-skinned senate sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#29654741)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: Ultramarine vibrant private investor

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: provocative irate faggotry market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: Ultramarine vibrant private investor

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Razzmatazz School Feces

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: Ultramarine vibrant private investor

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz School Feces

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: Ultramarine vibrant private investor

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: Ultramarine vibrant private investor

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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Ultramarine vibrant private investor

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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: Ultramarine vibrant private investor

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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Boyish coldplay fan

180

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: Ultramarine vibrant private investor

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: Ultramarine vibrant private investor

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: magenta cruel-hearted indian lodge striped hyena

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: Erotic chad

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: arrogant walnut fortuitous meteor immigrant

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: fantasy-prone stead water buffalo

ALPHA AF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#45919128)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: appetizing lavender pit old irish cottage



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: Ultramarine vibrant private investor

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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: Ultramarine vibrant private investor

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