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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:22 PM Author: Cracking Library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25126505) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:23 PM Author: Talking canary theater stage I'm not, but I re-opened and closed it. Please let me know if you can access. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25126519) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:23 PM Author: Cracking Library Oh, okay. Make sure you version up next time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25126533) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:27 PM Author: Wonderful light cuck community account [Junior Partner] told me to input the changes in the same version. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25126585) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:28 PM Author: Cracking Library Okay, did you save it as a new document? Because I'm in the latest version and I don't see the changes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25126598) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:30 PM Author: Talking canary theater stage I can't check to see if changes are there because you are in the document. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25126609) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:31 PM Author: Cracking Library I'm out. I got your redline. Should I work in the document or use the redline and save a new document?
Okay, stop. I'm saving a new document. |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:33 PM Author: Razzmatazz Shrine Newt Please accept all prior changes after saving as a new version. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25126644) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:34 PM Author: Cracking Library Which prior changes? The redline? Why are they showing in blue? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25126657) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:55 PM Author: Wonderful light cuck community account Sorry, I think I forgot to accept track changes before redlining. Will correct and revert shortly. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25126865) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:35 PM Author: Wonderful light cuck community account Should we check with [Junior Partner] first? Pretty sure he wanted the changes in the same document and the same version. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25126663) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:37 PM Author: Cracking Library I just spoke to him, he's at his kid's recital. He says a new document is okay, but to use track changes and send a blackline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25126684) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:38 PM Author: Wonderful light cuck community account Are you sure he said to BOTH track changes AND send a blackline? Seems redundant. Pretty sure he was unhappy the last time we did that. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25126698) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:40 PM Author: Cracking Library It didn't make sense to me, but thats what he said. This is for the Russian clients and it's what they want. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25126719) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:49 PM Author: Wonderful light cuck community account If it is for the Russian clients then why are we billing under 099925.003? Also, shouldn't we be saving on the London server instead of US1? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25126803) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:55 PM Author: Cracking Library Wait, are you the timekeeper billing everything on that number? I've been looking for you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25126879) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:59 PM Author: Wonderful light cuck community account [Junior Partner] said to temporarily bill under that client-matter number until he sends a new one. I have not received an updated number. Please let me know what the new number is. When do I absolutely need to correct the time by? Please note that it will take a few hours to review my records and I have already closed out my time for last week so I will need to send a note to Jerry in order to correct. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25126910) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:07 PM Author: Cracking Library Are you serious? The new number is 099925.004.
It's March 3, all time closes in 54 minutes.
You need to cancel out all time that has already transferred and enter with new descriptions and delete all ABA approved codes - this client doesn't do those codes - and close it out in 53 minutes.
The client writes our time off if it's late at all. |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:09 PM Author: Wonderful light cuck community account *Drops everything and begins frantically dealing with inputting time*
*heart is racing for all 52 minutes. Time is closed out. Whew. Oh shit, I missed a few! HURRY!* |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:18 PM Author: Cracking Library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127068) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:26 PM Author: Wonderful light cuck community account That isn't all that remarkable. I have had, a few days before a closing, an urgent request to input and close out time. You know, right during that crunch when you just fucking know it will be an all nighter, possibly 2 back to back. It can't wait a few days, the client NEEDS to know now so they can begin arguing with the partner or even so they can move up the closing to give you LESS time. Unfortunately, what makes this thread amusing is that all of the shit ITT is truly standard bullshit you deal with on a daily basis. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127156) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:09 PM Author: Hilarious hell electric furnace *puts gun in mouth* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25126985) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:14 PM Author: Wonderful light cuck community account *After you finish this in the middle of the night, you wearily wonder if there is something else you have to do before heading home and getting 4 hours of sleep*
*You realize the fucking changes on an exhibit were never input*
*You seriously feel tears beginning to well up*
*Worse, you do the most beta thing imaginable*
Hi [Senior Associate],
I finished inputting the time as requested. Don't worry, I got it in before the 3am deadline. I know I need to input the changes to Exhibit Y, but after that is there anything else that needs to be done tonight before I head out?
Thanks, [Miserable Associate] |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:18 PM Author: Copper Floppy Party Of The First Part Garrison Thanks. Yes, we need to conform the footers' font size and alignment across exhibits. Please use the format from the version of Exhibit L we turned before that became exhibit M. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127066) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:23 PM Author: Cracking Library -There are two kinds. Serif or sans serif?
*receives no response*
*waits in office overnight til senior partner comes in*
-Serif or sans serif?
-What are you talking about? I looked at the original [junior partner] sent and it was fine so I forwarded it to the client last night around 6 p.m. Forgot to bcc you. |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:28 PM Author: Wonderful light cuck community account *swallows outrage*
Oh, I'm glad it got taken care of. So is there anything else I can do on this matter or are we all set?
*hopes he can sneak out over lunch and take a nap, even if only for an hour or two*
*wonders if he can still bill the time he spent waiting* |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:34 PM Author: Copper Floppy Party Of The First Part Garrison I think we've handled everything on this for now. But you should stop by [Jr. Partner's] office ASAP. He needs a junior for another deal that's heating up. I'll tell him you're stopping by. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127225) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:06 PM Author: beady-eyed base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#28133020) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:31 PM Author: Hilarious hell electric furnace *jr associate receiving this email from partner while walking home for the night*
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:31 PM Author: Razzmatazz Shrine Newt LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25126628) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:33 PM Author: Cracking Library Or on a date (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25126643) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:36 PM Author: spruce stimulating hospital dingle berry I emailed document services - they said they couldn't check it back in. Can you please send my a PDF of your hand markup? Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25126678) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:47 PM Author: Wonderful light cuck community account (after spending 30 minutes getting back in the office)
*computer freezes as you attempt to close the document*
*calls help desk*
Miserable Associate: Hi, I can't check the document back in. Can you please close it out on your end? All changes were already saved.
Help Desk: Just close the document on your computer, please.
Miserable Associate: The computer is frozen.
Help Desk: Were you trying to exit via the "X" at the top right instead of using File to Exit as per policy?
Miserable Associate: (lies) Um, I used File to Exit and it froze anyway.
Help Desk: I'm going to need to put you on hold.
*Email pops up from senior associate*: "Miserable Associate, I promised [Junior Partner] we would have his changes input and turned over by now with both cleaned and redlined versions. Please update on status and ETA ASAP. Thanks."
(it is 1am, and Miserable Associate looks out his window to see a crowd of tourists leaving a bar, laughing. The temptation to open said window and jump out is almost overwhelming) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:42 PM Author: heady house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127274) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:04 AM Author: green rehab rofl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127450) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:34 AM Author: Hairraiser wagecucks death wish FUCK (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127578) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:58 AM Author: clear vivacious toilet seat nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25128828) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:00 AM Author: 180 potus church building Does every firm have the don't use x to close policy? It's ridiculous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25128831) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:19 PM Author: Appetizing locale It's because if you are using Citrix it is easy as fuck to mistakenly close your whole virtual desktop. Still stupid though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25132069) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:22 PM Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Circlehead Karate never heard of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25132084) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:32 PM Author: Wonderful light cuck community account The hilarious thing is that it really doesn't matter at all but if you call the help desk because something got messed up they inevitably ask some stupid BS like that or "when was the last time you rebooted?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25132574) |
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Date: March 26th, 2014 7:00 PM Author: spruce stimulating hospital dingle berry TCR. Although, this does matter because they push backdoor fixes to machines update shit they previously fucked up without telling their superiors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25266870) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:15 AM Author: Wine rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25128855) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:46 AM Author: spruce stimulating hospital dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25128973) |
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Date: March 6th, 2014 9:19 PM Author: heady house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25144248) |
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Date: March 20th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: brass incel Fuck, this hit home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25227898) |
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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:39 AM Author: heady house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#27404866) |
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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:06 PM Author: Mildly autistic purple coldplay fan station *Runs headfirst into glass door dividing the offices from the lobby* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#34368106) |
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Date: April 14th, 2022 3:34 PM Author: Cracking Library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#44339790) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:39 PM Author: Cracking Library Law students, GAZE UPON YOUR FUTURE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25126707) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:53 PM Author: Wonderful light cuck community account Seriously, this thread should be a sticky. If this seems riveting to you then you've found the right profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25126850) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:56 PM Author: Hilarious hell electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25126887) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:09 PM Author: Cracking Library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25131573) |
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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:25 PM Author: ruby mother coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#34368293) |
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Date: August 11th, 2023 11:46 AM Author: Cracking Library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#46656788) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 10:57 PM Author: beady-eyed base Some 180 shit in here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25126890) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:09 PM Author: Buck-toothed factory reset button knife this thread makes me want to kill myself and i'm not even a lawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25126977) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:20 PM Author: Wonderful light cuck community account *Just when you're at your breaking point, near a literal meltdown, you open mint.com. You don't know whether to feel good or awful. Your paycheck got deposited. A solid sum. Then you look at your net worth. Negative. 6 figures. A single tear begins to run down your cheek.*
*Another email from [Senior Associate] pops up* |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:52 PM Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Circlehead Karate lol fuck stop stop stop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127330) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:55 PM Author: Cracking Library six years a slave, three more til nobreakfastpwned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127352) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:20 AM Author: Wonderful light cuck community account If one eats shit consistently and is lucky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127518) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:14 PM Author: Pink hominid 180 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127033) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:21 PM Author: duck-like razzle-dazzle market philosopher-king *blows brains out* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127097) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:22 PM Author: heady house gaping jesus and that's exactly what it's like too, you didn't even have to exaggerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127117) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:25 PM Author: Cracking Library Yeah, it's not a very funny thread. It's just a transcript. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127147) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:38 PM Author: idiotic topaz messiness It is pretty funny if you have only worked in shitlaw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127245) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:46 PM Author: Iridescent narrow-minded ticket booth internal respiration you don't have document management in shitlaw? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127291) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:48 PM Author: Cracking Library Oh yeah man, I have one of those jump drive things. I use folders. Do you use foldering? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127306) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:49 PM Author: idiotic topaz messiness I don't even know what "document management" means. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127315) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:53 PM Author: Iridescent narrow-minded ticket booth internal respiration so you don't know what they are talking about when they say "checking in the document"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127335) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:55 PM Author: Cracking Library It sounds absurd when you put it in quotes.
"Version up" please. |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:09 AM Author: Iridescent narrow-minded ticket booth internal respiration will do (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127470) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:00 AM Author: idiotic topaz messiness I was able to figure it out. I had to read the first few posts a couple of times. It is complete anarchy at my current firm. I wouldn't even know where to begin. People over the years started creating sub-folders with ALL CAPS to make them easier to find. It is impossible to tell someone how to find a particular client's folder because everyone has their own way of doing things. One paralegal I had (the worst one EVER) saved everything onto her desktop. She lasted like three months, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127404) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:09 AM Author: Iridescent narrow-minded ticket booth internal respiration weird. that is a terrible way to organize. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127468) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:23 AM Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Circlehead Karate lol mine has a real doc management system, but there's another server the firm uses for other stuff where it's anarchy like that
dozens of competing folders with "aaaaaaaa" and numbers at the beginning to get to the top of the list so that the lazyass boomers and hr 'specialists' who create them don't have to scroll down the alphabetically organized directory |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 6:38 PM Author: duck-like razzle-dazzle market philosopher-king lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25131391) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 6:45 PM Author: Bespoke stage Do they know that you can start typing the name of the folder and jump to it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25131428) |
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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:37 AM Author: Multi-colored tattoo jap Aaaa00000. Marys files (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#27404857) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:54 PM Author: provocative ebony site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127344) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:14 PM Author: Appetizing locale Still the accuracy is impressive even if you're basically copy pastaing real emails. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25132032) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:23 PM Author: rambunctious parlour did you ever fuck up a doc and call the IT people to restore the prior versions, praying that one of them would be what you need?
i did this once and getting the restored version was like finding the ark of the covenant. |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:25 PM Author: Cracking Library I once clicked "Don't Save" and called IT and was like, "Is there any kind of fail safe?" and the dude pretty hilariously said, "Yeah, when it asked you to save, you should have said yes." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127136) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:26 PM Author: rambunctious parlour a 180 response to a 120.. moment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127150) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:26 PM Author: heady house gaping lol, if you were an IT guy at a firm you could ruin lives (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127154) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:47 PM Author: Iridescent narrow-minded ticket booth internal respiration I did this once. Almost started crying.
Turn out that redoing edits the second time is much much easier. |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 3:11 PM Author: Wonderful light cuck community account If you believe that edits are easier the second time around then you are partnership material. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25130260) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:15 PM Author: Appetizing locale It's easier as long as you are not conforming edits from some insane fuck's version. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25132042) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: Wonderful light cuck community account But that's exactly what you're doing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25132587) |
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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:14 AM Author: Cracking Library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#26748579) |
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Date: February 28th, 2015 2:13 AM Author: Cracking Library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#27404437) |
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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:08 PM Author: Mildly autistic purple coldplay fan station Fuck. lol. bro probably high-fived his fellow bros. *Cheeto dust peppering the floor* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#34368127) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:34 PM Author: Wonderful light cuck community account The worst moment I had was when the computer crashed and the last saved version was hours ago (even though I had set autosave to once ever 3 minutes). Called the help desk. They listened, then said that they can reinstall MS Office the next day, but that the document was gone forever. Could have gone home at midnight, went home at 6am instead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127217) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:36 PM Author: Domesticated Razzle Skinny Woman People Who Are Hurt jesus Christ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127234) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:48 PM Author: Wonderful light cuck community account The only thing worse than doing mind numbing work in the middle of the night is redoing it even later because of random nonsense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127304) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:03 AM Author: Domesticated Razzle Skinny Woman People Who Are Hurt I would cry. I would need to cry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127438) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:28 AM Author: Wonderful light cuck community account You are beyond crying at that point. You feel absolutely dead inside. There is a brief spark of rage and dispair but it dies out quickly. You tell yourself it will go faster this time. This is a lie and you know it. You stare at the wall for literally 15 minutes. Then you start again, telling yourself that this is the last time this will happen. Another lie. You know this too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127558) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:38 AM Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Circlehead Karate hauntingly accurate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127594) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:59 AM Author: Razzmatazz Shrine Newt I know this experience too well. looking back, I feel like I should always have said fuck it, gotten good sleep, and popped an addy while redoing it in the morning after sleeping.
I def feel like a lot of late-nighters are self-inflicted or unnecessary, the result of unwillingness to push back, manage expectations or say "X happened, I may not be able to get this to you until noon tomorrow".
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:13 AM Author: Wonderful light cuck community account I tried that after I lateraled. It doesn't fly. The all nighters are expected and if you avoid them you will get crap. In fact, so complete is the brainwashing that you won't sleep well if you blow it off because you know there will be consequences. You imagine the phone buzzing, an irate senior or partner demanding a status update. Hours pass until your alarm goes off. You wish you just got it done last night. Next time you just work through it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25128849) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:18 AM Author: Razzmatazz Shrine Newt Perhaps you get shit for not killing yourself on all-nighters, yes. But either way, you eat shit, and no matter how good you are, the firm can drop you like THAT *snaps fingers*. So maybe not getting brain damage and depression as a result of sleeplessness is more worth it in the long run than occasionally frustrating a superior. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25128866) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:25 AM Author: Wonderful light cuck community account I see your point, but you WILL get canned much sooner if you start blowing off all night fire drills. Your reviews will get crappier immediately too. Biglaw long timers have little sympathy for your need for sleep and view your refusal as blatant insubordination. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25128887) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:17 AM Author: rambunctious parlour cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25128864) |
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Date: November 19th, 2014 12:15 AM Author: Cracking Library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#26748586) |
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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:57 PM Author: Cracking Library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#33450394) |
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Date: June 16th, 2015 2:06 PM Author: Soul-stirring Milky Whorehouse I had this happen to me but printed out an earlier version and hade my secretary literally retype the entire brief (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#28133028) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:37 PM Author: Domesticated Razzle Skinny Woman People Who Are Hurt This thread = why Big Law is not worth the pay check. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127236) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:44 PM Author: Startling sanctuary this shit makes me want to throw a chair through the window (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127285) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:56 PM Author: heady house gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127367) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2014 11:54 PM Author: lascivious yellow corner 180^180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127342) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:00 AM Author: Cracking Library Not flame, my heart is still racing and I'm seething with rage from this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127397) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:14 AM Author: Wonderful light cuck community account I'm long in-house and this brings it all back. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127493) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:04 AM Author: flirting gold public bath faggot firefighter literally LOLing at this thread.
amazing. |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:29 AM Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Circlehead Karate "I can't see the changes. Where are we on this? It was late as of last Monday and we need to get it out ASAP. We can't let this one piece push our timeline back."
*sees this email after going out to eat and grab a few drinks on a nice saturday afternoon* *changes can't be seen because system doesn't update checked-out documents* *was forced onto this 'late' project 3 days ago*
"On my way to the office, will double-check the changes and check out as soon as I get there."
*has minimum of 2, likely 4 hours of work ahead converting rough draft to final* *dies a little more inside*
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509061&mc=35&forum_id=2#25125456 |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 12:42 AM Author: autistic shimmering institution stain Will revert and circulate. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25127606) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:46 AM Author: Wonderful light cuck community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25128806) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:50 AM Author: passionate abode 180 thread. almost as good as "hello? who just joined" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25128812) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:53 AM Author: Dashing gaming laptop Second (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25128817) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:16 AM Author: Cracking Library 2 for 2. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25128857) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:19 AM Author: Wonderful light cuck community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25128867) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 9:53 AM Author: crusty nursing home itt: weak faggots crying about having to work hard for their absurd salaries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25128820) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:06 AM Author: Wonderful light cuck community account (senior associate or junior partner) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25128837) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:17 AM Author: Cracking Library *De-kerns quotations*
*works hard*
*went $200k in debt for this* |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:23 PM Author: Bespoke stage "*De-kerns quotations*"
Why would you do that?
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Date: March 4th, 2014 7:26 PM Author: Cracking Library [Junior partner] said to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25131725) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:17 PM Author: Appetizing locale I noticed some smart quotes in version 3.7. Remember that BIGINHOUSECOUNSEL frowns on smart quotes, so I hope you changed all of those in version 4.2.Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25132057) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2014 10:16 PM Author: Cracking Library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25676212) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 8:22 PM Author: Appetizing locale (1st year who will be mirthlessly reading this thread in three years, read his own comment and think "what a dumbfuck" before consciousness of the significance of the "edit" button dawns on him.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25132086) |
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Date: October 4th, 2017 7:08 PM Author: Cracking Library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#34368129) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:14 AM Author: Wine rigor This happened to me during my first year in BigLaw:
*Partner makes edits to a document* *Closes out and walks to my office*
Partner: CCS. I need you to look at the changes I made to the document. Here, pull it up. I want to show you something I did to the table.
Me: *Opens latest version*
Partner: Ok. Scroll down. Wait! Wrong version. Open the newest one. I think it is version 20.
Me: This is the newest version. It shows that it hasn't been worked on since two days ago.
Partner: *Mouth agape* Fuck my ass. What did you do?
Me: Nothing. I just opened it right now. You were standing right there.
*Partner runs to his office* *Doesn't realize he never saved the document he worked on* [I think he opened the doc from an email and just closed it out.]
[After about an hour or so with IT, he calls me into his office.]
Partner: CCS. I need you to stay late tonight. We need to work on this document together.
Me: Ok. I will be in my office. Let me know how I can help.
Partner: No! Bring the previous version of the document and the rulebook. Sit down and help me find references.
*two hours pass by and it is now 9 pm* *I have only done like .1 worth of billing, but I will be billing for the entire time*
Me: I am getting hungry. Want to order pizza or something?
Partner: NO!!! What I want is to finish this god damn document.
Me: Ok.
*It is finally 2 am and I probably only did about .3 billing*
Partner: Ok. Let's go home. Thanks for staying late.
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:20 AM Author: Razzmatazz Shrine Newt maybe he just wanted company (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25128869) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: Wonderful light cuck community account This abuse is hardly noteworthy. That is fairly normal. Except usually they let you get food. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25128875) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: Wine rigor It is more about the waste of resources. I billed 8 hours to a matter, when the reality is that I only did about .3 hours worth of billing. Also, the food shit pissed me off. The fucker wouldn't let me leave. I would get up to take a piss, and he would respond: "Where are going? You arn't leaving, are you?" Me: No, I am just going to take a piss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25128883) |
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Date: March 4th, 2014 10:28 AM Author: Wonderful light cuck community account That is normal too. How many all nighters did I pull where the next day we get a pencils down email because the deal is on hold (permanently)? A lot of time they pay us but they don't even ask for the work product because the deal is dead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509194&forum_id=2...id.#25128895) |
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