\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Fucking Azn HR Cunt Stole My Jalapeno Bagel

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Fri...
Odious pearl electric furnace
  07/03/15
you got pa pa pa poaned
trip corner crotch
  07/03/15
God dammit.
Odious pearl electric furnace
  07/03/15
...
glassy home
  07/03/15
you know what? it doesn't matter.
twisted laser beams mexican
  07/03/15
FUCK YOU
Odious pearl electric furnace
  07/03/15
lol'd irl at this
orchid den newt
  01/29/16
...
Judgmental Charismatic Piazza Son Of Senegal
  11/09/18
lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?
comical macaca
  07/03/15
...
coiffed school national security agency
  07/09/15
180 lulz
Racy Resort Antidepressant Drug
  09/01/15
...
painfully honest house karate
  09/03/15
...
mind-boggling idea he suggested
  01/29/16
chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4
comical macaca
  07/03/15
Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS ...
Infuriating stage becky
  07/03/15
I like this idea.
Odious pearl electric furnace
  07/03/15
killself you beta faggot
Coral soul-stirring shitlib
  07/03/15
Rude
Odious pearl electric furnace
  07/03/15
Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uplo...
hyperactive hospital
  07/03/15
this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity
Greedy histrionic lodge blood rage
  07/03/15
She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go...
Odious pearl electric furnace
  07/03/15
shocking that she wasn't CHINK.
Greedy histrionic lodge blood rage
  07/03/15
My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xm...
Odious pearl electric furnace
  07/03/15
you know what, that doesn't matter either
aromatic double fault theater stage
  07/03/15
(Azn HR cunt)
Odious pearl electric furnace
  07/03/15
jfc what a bitch at this TTT consulting place I worked t...
splenetic school cafeteria faggotry
  07/03/15
lol
Odious pearl electric furnace
  07/03/15
all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS
Federal aggressive set
  07/03/15
Take her food out of the fridge next time.
laughsome flesh forum juggernaut
  07/03/15
Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my bo...
Odious pearl electric furnace
  07/03/15
I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?
Mauve hell regret
  07/03/15
Apparently not.
Odious pearl electric furnace
  07/03/15
doesn't matter.
twisted laser beams mexican
  07/03/15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4
Infuriating stage becky
  07/03/15
180
Odious pearl electric furnace
  07/03/15
Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office ...
Odious pearl electric furnace
  07/09/15
All this because of a bagel? You have issues.
Costumed incel step-uncle's house
  07/09/15
A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.
Odious pearl electric furnace
  07/09/15
it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out ru...
Ebony domesticated property jew
  07/09/15
no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soo...
doobsian dun party of the first part locale
  07/09/15
It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what...
Odious pearl electric furnace
  07/09/15
credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.
Greedy histrionic lodge blood rage
  07/09/15
i just remembered why I retired.
bistre market
  07/09/15
let it go bro dont make a big deal out of it. just tell h...
big abode windowlicker
  07/09/15
Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumpe...
Odious pearl electric furnace
  07/09/15
We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today a...
Odious pearl electric furnace
  07/10/15
Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my para...
Passionate Location
  08/27/15
This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from ...
naked public bath volcanic crater
  08/27/15
You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive ...
Odious pearl electric furnace
  08/27/15
This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.
Gaped effete ape associate
  08/30/15
Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?
razzmatazz indigo circlehead tattoo
  09/01/15
...
nofapping heaven
  09/03/15
...
Brindle Immigrant Parlor
  09/01/15
Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I h...
Odious pearl electric furnace
  01/29/16
This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you b...
Light range
  01/29/16
She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my...
Odious pearl electric furnace
  01/29/16
This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck...
orchid den newt
  01/29/16
(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)
Odious pearl electric furnace
  01/29/16
You're a lawyer, right?
orchid den newt
  01/29/16
Maybe. Why do you ask?
Odious pearl electric furnace
  01/29/16
New associate in my office asked me whether my email was ser...
Odious pearl electric furnace
  01/29/16
180
Beady-eyed maize masturbator
  01/30/16
...
olive factory reset button gunner
  05/14/16
...
olive factory reset button gunner
  08/20/16
I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under th...
Odious pearl electric furnace
  08/20/16
?
olive factory reset button gunner
  08/20/16
ITS YOU!
Odious pearl electric furnace
  08/20/16
I'm chandler
olive factory reset button gunner
  08/20/16
I know, faggot.
Odious pearl electric furnace
  08/20/16
So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt'...
Swollen iridescent mental disorder
  08/20/16
Long story, bro.
Odious pearl electric furnace
  08/20/16
I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shi...
Swollen iridescent mental disorder
  08/20/16
He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watc...
Boyish bbw field
  08/20/16
...
Elite Dashing Roommate
  08/20/16
...
olive factory reset button gunner
  01/24/17
I remember this like it was yesterday.
Odious pearl electric furnace
  01/24/17
...
olive factory reset button gunner
  06/21/17
...
Bat shit crazy crusty pervert area
  11/09/18
One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some rep...
olive factory reset button gunner
  11/09/18
...
olive factory reset button gunner
  01/13/20
...
Bat shit crazy crusty pervert area
  03/19/21
...
Silver Famous Landscape Painting Trailer Park
  12/08/21
...
( * ) ( * )
  04/07/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:28 AM
Author: Odious pearl electric furnace

My paralegal specifically gets me a jalapeno bagel every Friday for our meeting. They were out of the regular jalapeno bagels so my paralegal got me a cheese jalapeno one which has melted cheddar on top. It is fucking delicious. Then I see the azn HR cunt (the one who instituted this new internet policy at our firm, the same one who takes photos of her cappuccinos) eating it.

I ask her if she's eating my bagel and she ignores me. So then I flat out accuse her of stealing it and she goes, "You know what? It doesn't matter."

As I was typing the last paragraph she comes into my office and offers me some candy or something. I say, "Is this your way of apologizing for stealing my bagel?"

She goes, "No, I'm not apologzing. I got there first. Now I'm not offering you the candy anymore."

What a fucking cunt. Fuming right now bros. And I'm hungry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251303)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: trip corner crotch

you got pa pa pa poaned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251312)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Odious pearl electric furnace

God dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251316)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: glassy home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251317)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: twisted laser beams mexican

you know what? it doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251315)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: Odious pearl electric furnace

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251319)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: orchid den newt

lol'd irl at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#29707128)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 9th, 2018 1:23 PM
Author: Judgmental Charismatic Piazza Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#37198069)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: comical macaca

lol what are u gonna do about it? complain to HR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251318)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 9th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: coiffed school national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28294769)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 1st, 2015 4:14 PM
Author: Racy Resort Antidepressant Drug

180 lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28668866)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: painfully honest house karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28685025)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 29th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: mind-boggling idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#29708257)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:31 AM
Author: comical macaca

chillimattta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHHZBmF8mk4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251327)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:33 AM
Author: Infuriating stage becky

Next time, tell your paralegaless to put EXTRA SPICY CHILIS on the jalapeno bagel so when HR feminazi comes to liquidate it, she gets PWND with dat spicy revenge!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251339)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:39 AM
Author: Odious pearl electric furnace

I like this idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251366)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:41 AM
Author: Coral soul-stirring shitlib

killself you beta faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251377)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:42 AM
Author: Odious pearl electric furnace

Rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251380)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: hyperactive hospital

Photo of the event: http://realestatecrm.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/office-space-milton-cake.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251429)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:51 AM
Author: Greedy histrionic lodge blood rage

this thread is fucking worthless without ethnicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251432)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Odious pearl electric furnace

She's Korean. I just complained to my boss. He offered to go get me a new bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251452)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:00 PM
Author: Greedy histrionic lodge blood rage

shocking that she wasn't CHINK.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251485)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:05 PM
Author: Odious pearl electric furnace

My paralegal told me a story about her at one of the firm Xmas parties. The azn HR girl wanted my paralegal's white elephant gift and traded with my paralegal for the azn girl's bottle of wine.

It was a decent bottle of wine. The azn HR girl took one of the cheap bottles of wine that were placed on all the tables, replaced the good bottle of wine with it, and gave the shit wine to my paralegal who didn't notice until after she got home. When my paralegal confonted her about it the girl defended herself by saying my paralegal was drunk and should have noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251515)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:13 PM
Author: aromatic double fault theater stage

you know what, that doesn't matter either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251549)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Odious pearl electric furnace

(Azn HR cunt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251592)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: splenetic school cafeteria faggotry

jfc what a bitch

at this TTT consulting place I worked there was an ex-military wigger w a bunch of kids who would put a $10 gift card in a big box and wrap it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251670)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:34 PM
Author: Odious pearl electric furnace

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251672)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2015 11:53 AM
Author: Federal aggressive set

all HR is SHIT OUT MY ASS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251444)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: laughsome flesh forum juggernaut

Take her food out of the fridge next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251612)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: Odious pearl electric furnace

Update: I ate an everything bagel. While I'm eating it my boss and paralegal walk into the breakroom. My paralegal says, "Not the same, is it?"

It is not the same, bros. Not the same at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251625)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Mauve hell regret

I'm confused. Jalapneo cheese was NOT too spicy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251633)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Odious pearl electric furnace

Apparently not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251639)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: twisted laser beams mexican

doesn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251646)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Infuriating stage becky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JsLtcEAF4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251715)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 3rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Odious pearl electric furnace

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28251719)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 9th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Odious pearl electric furnace

Update: the HR girl forwarded the email chain to the Office Manager who is her direct supervisor. He sent me a shitty ass email "Let's get some things straight . . ." and then he tells me (a) that she was not tasked with sending in my certification and that she is only tasked with doing things that he himself approves and (b) I should know better as an attorney that there is a "certain level of respect" I need to show colleagues and to come to him if I have a problem.

I replied to this motherfucker saying that MY boss (who is also his boss) tasked her with it and if he has a problem to take it up with him (cc'd boss).

Then I basically told him that she's a disrespectful little cunt and I'm not going to put up with that shit from her or anyone else.

So there is now a meeting schedule tomorrow where my boss is going to mediate the dispute between me and this fucking cuntrag. I'm going to tear her head off tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28294685)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 9th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: Costumed incel step-uncle's house

All this because of a bagel? You have issues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28294730)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 9th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Odious pearl electric furnace

A jalapeno cheese bagel, faggot, not a normal bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28294935)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 9th, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: Ebony domesticated property jew

it's not even really about the bagel. It's just flat out rude to steal someone's food. Hope that bitch gets GOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28294975)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 9th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: doobsian dun party of the first part locale

no way this works. if she is Korean then she will cry as soon as she gets GOT. Then OP looks like a aspie complaining about a 99 cent bagel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28294997)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 9th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Odious pearl electric furnace

It isn't about the bagel. The bagel started it. This is what blew it up:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2930004&mc=14&forum_id=2

Edit: and jalapeno cheese bagels are AT LEAST 25 cents more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28295105)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 9th, 2015 9:10 PM
Author: Greedy histrionic lodge blood rage

credited, but keep in mind, korean women are crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28294742)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: bistre market

i just remembered why I retired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28294748)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 9th, 2015 9:11 PM
Author: big abode windowlicker

let it go bro

dont make a big deal out of it. just tell her you want her to respect your boundaries and move on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28294752)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 9th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: Odious pearl electric furnace

Shit, I forgot I did a follow up thread. I should have bumped that one. This isn't about the bagel. My boss accidentally forwarded her an email in which I referred to her having a "shitty fucking attitude". That's what this is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28294953)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 10th, 2015 2:27 PM
Author: Odious pearl electric furnace

We had a guest speaker at our Friday morning meeting today and this dude brought bagels with him. He brought *one* cheddar cheese bagel (no jalapenos). Guess who fucking ate it? I kept my mouth shut today though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28300011)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 27th, 2015 2:45 AM
Author: Passionate Location

Azn HR cunt is foolishly waging a war against me and my paralegal

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2974074&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28634838)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 27th, 2015 3:29 AM
Author: naked public bath volcanic crater

This is hilarious. So at an office meeting/breakfast, from a breakfast spread of many bagels, someone who arrived before you did happened to take THE bagel that you wanted, that was included on the platter and not set aside for you? And instead of just getting another bagel you throw a fit? This sounds like classic Jim/Dwight dynamic. You're Dwight.

Why doesn't your paralegal get more than one of your flavor of bagel OR set aside your bagel so that it is not on display for general consumption?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28634943)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 27th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Odious pearl electric furnace

You don't understand. The admin team are passive-aggressive aspies. After this incident, my paralegal would put my bagel in a special bag and write my name on it. The office manager ate it. I knew that was his way of defending the cunt. He wanted me to react, but I didn't. Instead I filed him under "Enemy".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28634958)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 30th, 2015 1:26 AM
Author: Gaped effete ape associate

This is insane. Tell us more about office manager pls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28652958)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 1st, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz indigo circlehead tattoo

Which did he eat- the bag or the bagel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28668887)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 3rd, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: nofapping heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28685041)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 1st, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Brindle Immigrant Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#28668854)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 29th, 2016 12:48 PM
Author: Odious pearl electric furnace

Bros, the new fat paralegal stole my bagel this morning. I had to send an email to everyone.

"[My paralegal] buys two jalapeno cheese bagels every week: one for me and one for [azn hr cunt]. If you want a jalapeno cheese bagel, please let [paralegal] know and she will *special* order one for you so you don't have to *steal* mine (please see California Penal Code section 459). Now my entire Friday is *ruined* thanks to you."

Fucking bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#29707072)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 29th, 2016 12:57 PM
Author: Light range

This is actually more of a 488/490.5, but I stand with you brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#29707126)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 29th, 2016 1:02 PM
Author: Odious pearl electric furnace

She entered the building with the intent to deprive me of my bagel. How dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#29707168)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 29th, 2016 1:08 PM
Author: orchid den newt

This is really elaborate flame, or you are 100% beta as fuck, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#29707232)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 29th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Odious pearl electric furnace

(Guy who has never had a jalapeno cheese bagel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#29707313)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 29th, 2016 1:21 PM
Author: orchid den newt

You're a lawyer, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#29707316)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 29th, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Odious pearl electric furnace

Maybe. Why do you ask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#29708245)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 29th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Odious pearl electric furnace

New associate in my office asked me whether my email was serious or not. My boss looked at him and with a straight face says, "People have been killed over that bagel. [Chilmata] is Sicilian." Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#29708261)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 30th, 2016 1:28 AM
Author: Beady-eyed maize masturbator

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#29711669)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 14th, 2016 1:37 AM
Author: olive factory reset button gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#30475619)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2016 11:52 AM
Author: olive factory reset button gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#31228820)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: Odious pearl electric furnace

I see. Kihote's been making the azn hr cunt threads under this moniker. Now I get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#31228848)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: olive factory reset button gunner

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#31228850)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Odious pearl electric furnace

ITS YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#31228857)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: olive factory reset button gunner

I'm chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#31228863)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Odious pearl electric furnace

I know, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#31228864)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2016 12:17 PM
Author: Swollen iridescent mental disorder

So how did this whole fiasco conclude? Did u bash that cunt's face in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#31228926)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Odious pearl electric furnace

Long story, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#31228934)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Swollen iridescent mental disorder

I would have done some Tonya Harding/Nancy Kerrigan type shit and hired a hitman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#31228950)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2016 12:31 PM
Author: Boyish bbw field

He now buys her a bagel every Friday and has to sit and watch her eat it. Total victory by HR GURL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#31229014)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 20th, 2016 1:06 PM
Author: Elite Dashing Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#31229212)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 24th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: olive factory reset button gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#32450132)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 24th, 2017 6:16 PM
Author: Odious pearl electric furnace

I remember this like it was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#32450283)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 21st, 2017 1:10 AM
Author: olive factory reset button gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#33607049)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 9th, 2018 1:14 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy crusty pervert area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#37198003)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 9th, 2018 1:17 PM
Author: olive factory reset button gunner

One of the most famous posts in history and only 70 some replies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#37198022)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 13th, 2020 10:03 PM
Author: olive factory reset button gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#39426494)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 19th, 2021 5:32 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy crusty pervert area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#42133131)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 8th, 2021 10:50 PM
Author: Silver Famous Landscape Painting Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#43581383)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 7th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: ( * ) ( * )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2925783&forum_id=2...id.#49800158)