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Imagine if Superman was black. He'd be literally raping and killing everything

No person, business, or nation would be safe. At absolute...
rusted set
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important thread
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Lascivious site multi-billionaire
  09/17/23
Water would be his kryptonite
chrome brunch mad-dog skullcap
  09/17/23
no, a job would be
rusted set
  09/28/23
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Iridescent tattoo
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Classical music
Copper Library Philosopher-king
  09/28/23
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8
bespoke forum hissy fit
  09/17/23
lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up wi...
judgmental up-to-no-good elastic band pervert
  09/28/23
is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.
fiercely-loyal fragrant halford
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Drab Exhilarant Pit Brethren
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It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (...
Aggressive Territorial Goyim Jew
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Stirring gaped twinkling uncleanness
  09/17/23
Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or tha...
Stimulating pisswyrm fortuitous meteor
  09/28/23
dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm
rusted set
  09/28/23
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rusted set
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razzle-dazzle locus
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Beady-eyed lay
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TURD SANDWICH
  04/08/26
well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.
SkaddenArse
  04/08/26


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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:49 PM
Author: rusted set

No person, business, or nation would be safe.

At absolute best he'd focus on a rap career instead of helping anyone.

Lois lane would be a jungle bunny.

There would be no Jonathan Kent since he would have left Clark and Martha on day 1 of him arriving from Krypton.

Martha would be a crack addict.

I'm obviously assuming that in this alternate universe the whole Kent family is black.

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Date: September 17th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Iridescent tattoo



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:07 PM
Author: Iridescent tattoo



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:13 PM
Author: Iridescent tattoo

important thread

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:15 PM
Author: Lascivious site multi-billionaire



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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:14 PM
Author: chrome brunch mad-dog skullcap

Water would be his kryptonite

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:21 AM
Author: rusted set

no, a job would be

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Iridescent tattoo



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Date: September 28th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: Iridescent tattoo



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:59 AM
Author: Copper Library Philosopher-king

Classical music

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:17 PM
Author: bespoke forum hissy fit

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/mb9Q3ei_Ag8

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: judgmental up-to-no-good elastic band pervert

lmao the last one was 180 especially if he really came up with it on the spot

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:43 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal fragrant halford

is that legit? stunned todays snl would make that joke.

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:46 AM
Author: Drab Exhilarant Pit Brethren



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: Aggressive Territorial Goyim Jew

It's a recurring bit on Weekend Update where the black guy (Michael Che) writes the white guy's jokes for him and they're all racist

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Date: September 17th, 2023 3:32 PM
Author: Stirring gaped twinkling uncleanness



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Stimulating pisswyrm fortuitous meteor

Is the hypo that Superman crashed into a black family or that he was a dark skinned Kryptonian?

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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:11 PM
Author: rusted set

dark skinned kryptonian crashing onto black family's farm

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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Drab Exhilarant Pit Brethren

Would have died on Krypton, no dad to build a spaceship for him

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Date: September 28th, 2023 1:12 PM
Author: rusted set



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Date: September 28th, 2023 11:54 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle locus



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Date: September 28th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed lay



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Date: April 8th, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: TURD SANDWICH ( )



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Date: April 8th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: SkaddenArse

well he's not white either. he was created by 2 jews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5407449&forum_id=2...id.#49803466)