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Update re Hypothetical Trip to country formerly known as PERSIAistan

This is all hypothetical so if secret police reading its not...
Swashbuckling Mother Halford
  05/11/24
So far thoughts of Iran: 1. Ppl arent hawt, seem plain l...
Swashbuckling Mother Halford
  05/11/24
Iranians are friendly in general but they are probably depr...
black brunch pozpig
  05/11/24
A midget waiter did tell me he loves me today, not flame
Swashbuckling Mother Halford
  05/11/24
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Ungodly Sable Mad-dog Skullcap Hospital
  05/11/24
"everyone is a lot poorer than they were a just a few y...
Appetizing Pocket Flask
  05/11/24
maybe it's just TT being off-putting. they were super-friend...
glittery station
  05/12/24
Wow
black brunch pozpig
  05/12/24
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glittery station
  05/12/24
This
exhilarant henna ape lodge
  05/12/24
Yes no shit kike it's cause I'm a turd and think I'm turdish...
Swashbuckling Mother Halford
  05/12/24
lol
Talented vengeful senate party of the first part
  05/12/24
Yeah if you approach people and speak English they’ll ...
black brunch pozpig
  05/12/24
180
Carmine Trump Supporter Keepsake Machete
  05/12/24
lol @ that iranians loved a jewish couple and hated ur turd ...
glittery station
  05/12/24
They think you’re a Pakistani servant who should get t...
Crusty talking famous landscape painting field
  05/13/24
To be fair, So do we.
navy bearded wrinkle
  05/13/24
lol @ bitchy chink bitches missing the opportunity to speak ...
mint selfie tattoo
  05/13/24
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vivacious sick queen of the night elastic band
  05/11/24
>dood just lets me in after asking "do you speak Per...
Appetizing Pocket Flask
  05/11/24
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vigorous smoky fortuitous meteor nursing home
  05/12/24
Sounds like the secret police would be open to you wandering...
supple sapphire whorehouse
  05/12/24
Make sure to shout "Amerika number one deattth to TTT m...
Talented vengeful senate party of the first part
  05/12/24
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curious hall son of senegal
  05/12/24
It's funny they use squat toilets here more than furking Ind...
Swashbuckling Mother Halford
  05/12/24
they don't wear neckties because a tied necktie resembles a ...
vigorous smoky fortuitous meteor nursing home
  05/12/24
Flame. It’s because neckties were associated with the ...
glittery station
  05/12/24
wtf dont they just weird traditional persian mens clothing l...
Swashbuckling Mother Halford
  05/13/24
lol if true, so much stuff i need to figure out here. they a...
Swashbuckling Mother Halford
  05/13/24
seems like you need to change your moniker
mint selfie tattoo
  05/13/24
Shiraz is nicer than Tehran, way more chill and i saw some g...
Swashbuckling Mother Halford
  05/13/24
Are they letting you walk around by yourself without a chape...
vigorous smoky fortuitous meteor nursing home
  05/13/24
today in some garden he let me walk arnd solo and then in a ...
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  05/13/24
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  04/08/26


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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Mother Halford

This is all hypothetical so if secret police reading its not real.

Im still alive. I landed last night and get in line for immigration. The dude looks thru every page of my passport and is like who da furk is this turd and tells me to "wait over there"

I assume Im gonna get interrogated, maybe not let in. I just wait until literally everyone from the plane clears immigration and I go back to dood. He calls over some other dood, they speak their lingo and then dood just lets me in after asking "do you speak Persian?"

That was furking weird but whatever. Maek it to hotel and they keep my passport, my guide furking escorts me to my small little room like im a prisoner but whatever.

Then today is first day of tour, the two other ppl in group are both CHINAgirls ljl. No, wont pipe. One is hideous looking, other cld be okay maybe but she's seems butch or alt or some shit

Anyway, we are near some mosque area and the head scarf of one of the Chinagirls comes off and some SECRET POLICE old woman bitch in black burka comes by and tells her to put it back on. A few minutes later we are walking to mosque and see a dood in suit (with no tie) walking with 3-4 women in black burkas. They see some dood videotaping them and they tell him to delete it. Guide says they were Secretpolice ljl



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47653927)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Mother Halford

So far thoughts of Iran:

1. Ppl arent hawt, seem plain looking. Guys definnitely arent as gorgeous as Pak, many are short manlets actually. Ive seen some ok girls but with headscarfs and loose clothing its not like u can really even tell. I havent seen any Tehranni stunnaaas

2. More ppl look Turd than I thought. Its still under 5-10% but today I saw quite a few ppl who cld possibly pass as northern Indian or Paki. I didnt really expect this, maybe they are Kurdish or from southern provinces of Iran. A few ppl have spoken Persian to me so I dunno

3. Food is pretty 180, already had two meals of kebabs. Just had a minced lamb kebab and this Persian rice that was one of best ever

4. Ppl dont seem that friendly, in fact i rarely see ppl smiling. They seem sorta unhappy but cant really blame them. Since i have to be with this stupid guide though it sorta makes it hard to tell if ppl are friendly since im not dealing with anyone alone

Ill try to upload pics, got some lolzy ones of a propoganda billboard towards women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47653931)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:45 PM
Author: black brunch pozpig

Iranians are friendly in general but they are probably depressed and angry now since everyone is a lot poorer than they were just a few years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47653971)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Mother Halford

A midget waiter did tell me he loves me today, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47653987)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 4:38 PM
Author: Ungodly Sable Mad-dog Skullcap Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47654074)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 4:45 PM
Author: Appetizing Pocket Flask

"everyone is a lot poorer than they were a just a few years ago"

lol really? Looks like Tommy T has finally found his people!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47654090)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: glittery station

maybe it's just TT being off-putting. they were super-friendly to us and everyone wanted to talk to us and invite us for tea and juice. maybe they're weirded out by some creepy turd.

lol that our experience in iran as jews was epic and these gorgeous persians want nothing to do w TT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47655211)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: black brunch pozpig

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47655671)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: glittery station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47655683)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:53 PM
Author: exhilarant henna ape lodge

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47655677)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:24 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Mother Halford

Yes no shit kike it's cause I'm a turd and think I'm turdish persian or some shit , today in museum gift shop some Persian chic spike in their turd lingo to me and then when I said I can't speak she said oh u aren't Persian wtf is this shit I see too many turdish ppl here I thought this place was the land of Aryans wtf was Hitler thinking

These two chinks will get teen girls trying to talk to them but they are both so bitchy they don't get it and don't act nice to them



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47655929)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: Talented vengeful senate party of the first part

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47655966)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: black brunch pozpig

Yeah if you approach people and speak English they’ll likely be friendly and hospitable (works best with people under 40 since they generally know more English)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47655971)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Carmine Trump Supporter Keepsake Machete

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47655975)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:27 PM
Author: glittery station

lol @ that iranians loved a jewish couple and hated ur turd ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47656473)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Crusty talking famous landscape painting field

They think you’re a Pakistani servant who should get the fuck back to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47657160)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 5:58 AM
Author: navy bearded wrinkle

To be fair,

So do we.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47657163)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 6:22 AM
Author: mint selfie tattoo

lol @ bitchy chink bitches missing the opportunity to speak to Persian teens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47657165)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: vivacious sick queen of the night elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47653993)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Appetizing Pocket Flask

>dood just lets me in after asking "do you speak Persian?"

Weird way to ask. If you did speak it, you'd know it as Farsi (فارسی).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47654097)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:28 AM
Author: vigorous smoky fortuitous meteor nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47655148)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:20 AM
Author: supple sapphire whorehouse

Sounds like the secret police would be open to you wandering off without your guide, go take some photos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47655166)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:55 AM
Author: Talented vengeful senate party of the first part

Make sure to shout "Amerika number one deattth to TTT mullah faggots" while doing so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47655220)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:53 AM
Author: curious hall son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47655219)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Mother Halford

It's funny they use squat toilets here more than furking India or Pakistan, it's like "western" toilets are imperialist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47655952)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: vigorous smoky fortuitous meteor nursing home

they don't wear neckties because a tied necktie resembles a Christian cross too much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47656002)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:53 PM
Author: glittery station

Flame. It’s because neckties were associated with the west and the shah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47656626)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 1:42 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Mother Halford

wtf dont they just weird traditional persian mens clothing like pakis and modi do . ppl everywhere look way better in whatever their traditional clothing is, wearing suits is lame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47657105)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 1:41 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Mother Halford

lol if true, so much stuff i need to figure out here. they also dont have urinals in mens rooms for some reason im sure muzzie related

and doods will close door to squat toilet even just to pee. i know muzzies have some odd views of bathrooms as in saudi they barely even had them, like two stalls and one urinal in a huge train station. need to ask guide abt this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47657103)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 6:24 AM
Author: mint selfie tattoo

seems like you need to change your moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47657166)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Mother Halford

Shiraz is nicer than Tehran, way more chill and i saw some gorgeous dudes today and a few ladies

And doesnt seem as strict abt stuff, actually saw a girl sitting on the sidewalk near the main univ smoking a cigarette

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47658440)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 4:05 PM
Author: vigorous smoky fortuitous meteor nursing home

Are they letting you walk around by yourself without a chaperone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47658468)



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Date: May 13th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Mother Halford

today in some garden he let me walk arnd solo and then in a bazaar got 30 min walking arnd and then at end he got us a taxi and put all three of us in without escorting me back to hotel

so think he just cared in tehran, now its moar chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#47658493)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: may his bones be crushed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527547&forum_id=2...id.#49804874)