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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: marvelous yarmulke library

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
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only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: brass titillating theatre



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: awkward coiffed trailer park idiot



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Stimulating parlour indirect expression

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: gold wrinkle dragon



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: bat shit crazy canary really tough guy plaza

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Abusive Vibrant Potus

Explain?

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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: gold wrinkle dragon



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Gaped crotch

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: marvelous yarmulke library

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Stimulating parlour indirect expression

Ricky

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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Pisswyrm

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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Ungodly Chapel Windowlicker

(Rudolph)

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: nofapping range

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: Domesticated codepig shrine

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: vivacious fighting bbw pit

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: bat shit crazy canary really tough guy plaza

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: vivacious fighting bbw pit

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: bat shit crazy canary really tough guy plaza

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: vivacious fighting bbw pit

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Hateful Forum

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: bat shit crazy canary really tough guy plaza

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Abusive Vibrant Potus

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Stimulating parlour indirect expression

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Lime Ape National Security Agency



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: ruby wagecucks marketing idea



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Slippery bawdyhouse round eye

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: sapphire cuckold lodge



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: Exciting learning disabled ticket booth goyim



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: Swollen resort



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: amber cuck



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: amethyst circlehead kitty cat



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: awkward coiffed trailer park idiot



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: Smoky Native Jew

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: vivacious fighting bbw pit

Pumo scum

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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: Provocative deer antler

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Impressive Spot Hunting Ground

attended an Episcopal church

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Ocher Talented Temple

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: aromatic balding pervert

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Ocher Talented Temple

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: aromatic balding pervert

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Impressive Spot Hunting Ground

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Light spectacular gunner school cafeteria

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: bat shit crazy canary really tough guy plaza

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: ruby wagecucks marketing idea

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Pisswyrm



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Very tactful metal stead



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: Stimulating parlour indirect expression



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: bat shit crazy canary really tough guy plaza

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: nofapping range



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: vivacious fighting bbw pit

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Swollen resort



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: filthy site place of business



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: Very tactful metal stead

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Pisswyrm

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: brindle 180 national



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Blathering dingle berry principal's office

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Pisswyrm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Stubborn house



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Slap-happy State



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: bat shit crazy canary really tough guy plaza

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: bat shit crazy canary really tough guy plaza

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: Swollen resort



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: Frozen orchestra pit sweet tailpipe

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811592)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: narrow-minded lavender becky masturbator

how many

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Slippery bawdyhouse round eye

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Abusive Vibrant Potus

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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Slippery bawdyhouse round eye

tyty

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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Wonderful haunted graveyard

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Slippery bawdyhouse round eye

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: brass titillating theatre

180

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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: fragrant brilliant mad-dog skullcap home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: sapphire cuckold lodge

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: vivacious fighting bbw pit

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Pisswyrm



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Motley brethren

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Light spectacular gunner school cafeteria



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: adventurous bisexual ratface

wtf

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: nofapping range



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: Swollen resort



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: overrated den internal respiration

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Cerise Flatulent Brunch

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: bearded tank private investor

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Cerise Flatulent Brunch

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Honey-headed cerebral corner



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: nofapping range

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Carnelian messiness

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Smoky Native Jew

Winner

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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good splenetic trump supporter



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Curious anal meetinghouse coffee pot

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: adventurous bisexual ratface

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: Abusive Vibrant Potus



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Exciting learning disabled ticket booth goyim

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: Light spectacular gunner school cafeteria

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: Exciting learning disabled ticket booth goyim

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: passionate hot menage

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: Exciting learning disabled ticket booth goyim

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: passionate hot menage

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Exciting learning disabled ticket booth goyim

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: passionate hot menage

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: Exciting learning disabled ticket booth goyim

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: passionate hot menage

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Exciting learning disabled ticket booth goyim

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: passionate hot menage

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Medicated crimson cumskin

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: passionate hot menage

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Exciting learning disabled ticket booth goyim

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: passionate hot menage

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: Harsh Indian Lodge

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: gold wrinkle dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: Iridescent flickering theater stage

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: Exciting learning disabled ticket booth goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: amber cuck

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Iridescent flickering theater stage

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: charismatic rusted office

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: Iridescent flickering theater stage

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: fragrant brilliant mad-dog skullcap home

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Pisswyrm

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Iridescent flickering theater stage

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Chest-beating know-it-all doctorate

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: contagious generalized bond

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Iridescent flickering theater stage

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: contagious generalized bond

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Pisswyrm

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: Iridescent flickering theater stage

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: charismatic rusted office

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: magenta deep mad cow disease

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Translucent Sanctuary Athletic Conference

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Very tactful metal stead

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Cerise Flatulent Brunch

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Translucent Sanctuary Athletic Conference

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: magenta deep mad cow disease

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Cerise Flatulent Brunch

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: magenta deep mad cow disease

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: amber cuck

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Stubborn house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Low-t dead area boltzmann

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Stubborn house

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Medicated crimson cumskin

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: amber cuck

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Pisswyrm

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: bearded tank private investor

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Pisswyrm

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: bearded tank private investor

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: Arousing ceo goal in life

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: bearded tank private investor

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Abusive Vibrant Potus

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: contagious generalized bond

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Ebony dilemma stain

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: kink-friendly opaque faggot firefighter idea he suggested

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: magenta deep mad cow disease

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: contagious generalized bond

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: Arousing ceo goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: magenta deep mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: fragrant brilliant mad-dog skullcap home

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Excitant field mother

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: Electric Base Preventive Strike

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Lime Ape National Security Agency

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: Pearl self-centered stag film

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Pisswyrm

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: Pearl self-centered stag film

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Pisswyrm

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: Pearl self-centered stag film

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Pisswyrm

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: sapphire cuckold lodge

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Slap-happy State

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Pearl self-centered stag film

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: sapphire cuckold lodge

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: Pearl self-centered stag film

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Pearl self-centered stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Fuchsia hyperventilating nursing home persian

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: sapphire cuckold lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: charismatic rusted office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: bearded tank private investor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Trip locus

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Honey-headed cerebral corner

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Grizzly Theater

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Stubborn house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Grizzly Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Stubborn house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Comical claret keepsake machete locale

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Grizzly Theater

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Stubborn house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: jade soul-stirring personal credit line

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: multi-colored sinister weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: french big abode

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: odious church building halford

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Thriller mewling location

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: sapphire cuckold lodge

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: amber cuck

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: sapphire cuckold lodge

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Fuchsia hyperventilating nursing home persian

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: sapphire cuckold lodge

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Fuchsia hyperventilating nursing home persian

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: sapphire cuckold lodge

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Fuchsia hyperventilating nursing home persian

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: sapphire cuckold lodge

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: Abusive Vibrant Potus

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: contagious generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: Ruddy property skinny woman

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: awkward coiffed trailer park idiot

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Pisswyrm

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Ruddy property skinny woman

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Pisswyrm

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: Ruddy property skinny woman

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: marvelous yarmulke library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: amber cuck

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Ruddy property skinny woman

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: amber cuck

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: marvelous yarmulke library

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Ruddy property skinny woman

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: marvelous yarmulke library

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: amber cuck

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: awkward coiffed trailer park idiot

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Stubborn house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: fragrant brilliant mad-dog skullcap home

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: misanthropic blood rage

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: nofapping range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: dashing maroon karate

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Pisswyrm

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Gaped crotch

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: Garnet Center Sound Barrier

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Stubborn house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: bipolar gay gaping

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Light spectacular gunner school cafeteria

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: aphrodisiac digit ratio

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac digit ratio

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: pearly stage liquid oxygen

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Very tactful metal stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49824367)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Stubborn house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49844888)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Zippy Gas Station

been on the x-files and millenium and met all the cast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49844908)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: narrow-minded lavender becky masturbator

done a commercial for white goods

some other stuff, like live on a foreign military base, or the espn scripps national spelling bee, or take college credits from 11 different schools, probably some college board posters would've done, but i'm probably the last one still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49849538)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Yapping hall

Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. Got on a plane and flew to Phoenix. My mom asked an immigration agent where our gate was because he spoke Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49849551)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Abusive Vibrant Potus

I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet.

- I might be the only one to take this path after the college board was already dead: discovered XO before college as someone who was considering law school, was convinced by poasters NOT to go to law school, and stuck around for another 15+ years.

- was in the center of a highly-publicized XO love triangle, had a separate ex follow me around the bort several years after the relationship, AND am Eskimo sisters with another poaster with our common connection being someone we both met IRL, not through XO. Surely that combo is unique.

- went on tour with Max Cavalera

- played a show with acclaimed Ukrainian death metal band Jinjer

- wrote a Python script to model a probability distribution as a pretense to send my boss slutty pictures

- told a cat-caller my salary (this one is not nearly as douchey as it sounds, it all makes sense in context)

Will edit if I think of MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49849598)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: red public bath

Released numerous ideas/concepts/theories into the thoughtstream that are now broadly discussed today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id.#49858354)