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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
useless school jewess
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit
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the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
useless school jewess
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
useless school jewess
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Milky Corn Cake
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
useless school jewess
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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Opaque halford
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Thriller Fear-inspiring Friendly Grandma
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Disco Fries
Frisky dingle berry
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
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indecent university
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But she was old enough in dog years!
appetizing turquoise associate
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Opaque halford
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
appetizing turquoise associate
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it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Aggressive psychic station
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
useless school jewess
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Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Citrine exciting mother
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man's BEST friend
Onyx abode personal credit line
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
navy crackhouse
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Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
useless school jewess
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Frisky dingle berry
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Copper sweet tailpipe
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It’s in the second best neighborhood.
useless school jewess
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
navy crackhouse
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
diverse mauve space sound barrier
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Milky Corn Cake
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useless school jewess
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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useless school jewess
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
useless school jewess
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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mods
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
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Amazing 🐶
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
sadistic grizzly resort quadroon
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
useless school jewess
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lol
Milky Corn Cake
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
thirsty vengeful hell
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Orange Trust Fund
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Apparently he was banging hookers too
useless school jewess
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
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Link?
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
useless school jewess
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
useless school jewess
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
useless school jewess
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
useless school jewess
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
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They have a pretty sick IG
useless school jewess
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Orange Trust Fund
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
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Killself seems appropriate
Curious bipolar cuck
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
useless school jewess
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AI
Frisky dingle berry
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Opaque halford
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
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He screwed the pooch
MISO HORNY
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Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
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Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
OldHLSDude
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: useless school jewess

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#50066358)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: mahogany infuriating ticket booth hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: useless school jewess

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: useless school jewess

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Milky Corn Cake

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: useless school jewess

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: useless school jewess

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Opaque halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: garnet titillating hominid range

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: useless school jewess

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: appetizing turquoise associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: dashing deep office doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: navy crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Thriller Fear-inspiring Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Frisky dingle berry

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: diverse mauve space sound barrier

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: appetizing turquoise associate

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: indecent university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: appetizing turquoise associate

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Opaque halford

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: appetizing turquoise associate

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Aggressive psychic station

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: useless school jewess

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Citrine exciting mother

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Onyx abode personal credit line

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: navy crackhouse

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: useless school jewess

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Frisky dingle berry

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Copper sweet tailpipe

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: useless school jewess

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: navy crackhouse

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: diverse mauve space sound barrier

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Milky Corn Cake

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: useless school jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: thirsty vengeful hell

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: useless school jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: useless school jewess

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Puce fragrant principal's office foreskin

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Opaque halford

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: mint wagecucks hunting ground

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: sadistic grizzly resort quadroon

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Stirring cobalt haunted graveyard

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: sadistic grizzly resort quadroon

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Stirring cobalt haunted graveyard

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: red charismatic center

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: sadistic grizzly resort quadroon

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: chartreuse gaming laptop location

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: useless school jewess

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Milky Corn Cake

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: thirsty vengeful hell

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Orange Trust Fund

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: useless school jewess

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Orange Trust Fund

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: useless school jewess

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Orange Trust Fund

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Glittery topaz meetinghouse skinny woman

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: useless school jewess

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: useless school jewess

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: useless school jewess

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: useless school jewess

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Ruddy gay wizard

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: useless school jewess

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Orange Trust Fund

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Fighting sick clown corner

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Curious bipolar cuck

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: boyish set newt

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: useless school jewess

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Frisky dingle berry

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Opaque halford

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: aromatic maniacal box office

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#49899877)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: MISO HORNY

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...id..#50068093)