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Tree trimmer killed coworker "while playing shadow puppets"

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he an...
Lascivious psychic
  08/21/26
THE COURT: How do you plead? DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor...
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Opaque locale legend
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"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"
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Primrose marvelous chapel
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let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial...
shaky violent area athletic conference
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Azure abode cuck
  08/21/26
sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are ...
Bateful wine ape
  08/21/26
Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or l...
Electric hideous field
  08/21/26
damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.
heady brunch
  08/21/26
i was thinking kids in the hall. http://www.youtube.com/...
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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Lascivious psychic

Crimmins told police, according to court records, that he and Lynch were “f—ing around” when they saw the sun casting shadows on the street.

After noticing that, Crimmins said he moved the hydraulic grapple to make the shadows look like the grapple was grabbing Lynch. However, he failed to realize that he actually moved it next to Lynch and then, when he closed the grapple, crushed Lynch’s head, the complaint adds.

https://kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/tree-trimmer-charged-with-crushing-coworker-while-playing-shadow-puppets-in-apple-valley/

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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: big-titted bistre hall quadroon

THE COURT: How do you plead?

DEFENDANT: Prole, Your Honor



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Opaque locale legend



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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Federal internet-worthy affirmative action

"I now choose to live my life as a gay man"

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Primrose marvelous chapel



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: shaky violent area athletic conference

let he who hasn’t mutilated a coworker with industrial machinery while playing shadow puppets cast the first stone.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Azure abode cuck



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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: Bateful wine ape

sounds like he was drunk and high. blue-collar workers are drugged the fuck up these days. they don't even give a fuck about 'testing' anymore, since employers know that strict testing would cause most of their workers to be fired or leave.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Electric hideous field

Likely true, especially in something like tree trimming or lawncare. Though I have heard of larger trucking companies, for example, having a hard time finding people largely because they have so many restrictions on who they can hire.

Though I also think they use this as a self-imposed excuse to hire jeets.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: heady brunch

damn its like the gas station scene from zoolander.

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Date: August 21st, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: shaky violent area athletic conference

i was thinking kids in the hall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4pmlHRokg

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