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Copped equity breakfast but wife is fighting me on capital buy-in

The capital contribution is about $1m. Wife has been sucked ...
magenta mischievous heaven dragon
  07/01/26
divorce her? whyd you marry a dullard
Passionate Pearly Generalized Bond
  07/01/26
Aside from the fact that I love my wife and do not want my k...
magenta mischievous heaven dragon
  07/01/26
DESCRIBE “her” “businesses”
Arousing Codepig
  07/01/26
She runs a modeling agency and an event planning business (m...
magenta mischievous heaven dragon
  07/01/26
Do you ever get to meet any of the models or personally serv...
Arousing Codepig
  07/01/26
We do engage is some debauchery...
magenta mischievous heaven dragon
  07/01/26
thats one expensive whore! (just ask cslg)
Passionate Pearly Generalized Bond
  07/01/26
I don't force her and cheat on the side like that rat faced ...
magenta mischievous heaven dragon
  07/01/26
Uck. This is something cslg would make Kenny or chandler pos...
Hyperventilating liquid oxygen native
  07/01/26
I don't poast or brag about it, someone asked. And aren't yo...
magenta mischievous heaven dragon
  07/01/26
have you ever done MFM and if so, how was it?
Doobsian Provocative Stead
  07/01/26
...
magenta mischievous heaven dragon
  07/01/26
MFM sounds 180
Doobsian Provocative Stead
  07/01/26
...
magenta mischievous heaven dragon
  07/01/26
180
Doobsian Provocative Stead
  07/01/26
Lmfao so you’re a cuck
Amethyst stage
  07/01/26
Yikes.
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...
Amethyst stage
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Even blanking this answers the q.
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...
lilac kitchen jew
  07/02/26
this is literally how cslg rationalized it
Spruce zombie-like marketing idea
  07/01/26
CSLG foisted it upon his wife. It's not the same.
magenta mischievous heaven dragon
  07/01/26
"gee honey, I wonder what diamond will do when you tell...
Charcoal Yapping Forum
  07/02/26
...
Passionate Pearly Generalized Bond
  07/03/26
GO on...
lilac kitchen jew
  07/01/26
Nothing too crazy. We invite people into our bedroom from ti...
magenta mischievous heaven dragon
  07/01/26
"people" as in other guys as well?
Amethyst stage
  07/01/26
Great RC kike but no gay stuff if that's what you're driving...
magenta mischievous heaven dragon
  07/01/26
I was going to say that sounds weird given that you shit on ...
Amethyst stage
  07/01/26
what about MFM though? where you both do things to her but n...
Doobsian Provocative Stead
  07/01/26
tbf, the deft precision with which he “answered”...
Crusty Stage
  07/01/26
I don't want to delve deeper into my sex life because that's...
magenta mischievous heaven dragon
  07/01/26
I’m just ridiculing you for letting other men fuck you...
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  07/02/26
...
Excitant Faggotry
  07/02/26
You're a degenerate kike that has actually fucked men and yo...
magenta mischievous heaven dragon
  07/02/26
This is poor form.
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  07/02/26
letting another man put his dick in your wife is poor form t...
Amethyst stage
  07/06/26
sounds like ur wife gets railed lol which is ironic, bec...
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when i was a young tutor in marin county i met no fewer than...
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Excuse me, I meant ranting about scamilio and his *swarmilio...
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180
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Have you tried explaining that Dave Ramsey is great advice f...
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This isn't a bad idea. It certainly wouldn't be enforcable b...
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My wife called the lawyer that has drafted and amended our p...
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Just write a nonsensical agreement that's void on its face &...
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Example of such cases?
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i know some lawyers who copped the breakfast and signed $500...
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I agree actually. But if a V20 to suddenly went bankrupt the...
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We keep seperate accounts and split our income between them....
magenta mischievous heaven dragon
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Wait, so you generally get the income into your personal acc...
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  07/01/26
ðŸ‘
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  07/01/26
based on this reaction it sounds like he's got you dead to r...
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"Investigative journalist" Karlstack here, folks. ...
magenta mischievous heaven dragon
  07/01/26
(Guy totally not mad after being found out)
Amethyst stage
  07/01/26
but when did spaceporn lateral to a v20
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Cosplay
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Kikes will never admit they're wrong and just resort to soph...
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  07/01/26
Tell us about the MFM you and your wife have done 😂😂ðŸ...
Amethyst stage
  07/01/26
I genuinely don't think this is spaceporn. He's not that art...
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  07/02/26
She doesn't run a fucking escort business. Are you all degen...
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  07/02/26
Date: July 1st, 2026 12:04 PM Author: Bow tie niggas alwa...
Charcoal Yapping Forum
  07/02/26
What are you implying? By servicing I mean she arranges and ...
magenta mischievous heaven dragon
  07/02/26
okay, maybe this actually is spaceporn. the retardation is t...
Charcoal Yapping Forum
  07/02/26
You are aware that actual modeling agencies and event planni...
magenta mischievous heaven dragon
  07/02/26
funny how you say "actual" rather than "legit...
Charcoal Yapping Forum
  07/02/26
She's white. Idk why you're even coming at me I'm a fan of y...
magenta mischievous heaven dragon
  07/02/26
is it an actual job or a hobby and how much money have you b...
Charcoal Yapping Forum
  07/02/26
They're profitable and I have a tax partner at my firm revie...
magenta mischievous heaven dragon
  07/02/26
imo it's obeezy
Stirring Slimy Haunted Graveyard
  07/02/26
obeezy doesn't have a wife or $1M
Charcoal Yapping Forum
  07/02/26
thats why its a shtick thread
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  07/02/26
This is what Actually Good Shtick looks like btw The low ...
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  07/03/26
You're a degenerate kike that's making a bunch of assumption...
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  07/03/26
...
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  07/02/26
what's your current income? nw? height?
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  07/01/26
nice shtick thread obizzle
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  07/02/26
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  07/02/26
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Date: July 1st, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon

The capital contribution is about $1m. Wife has been sucked into the cult of Dave Ramsey and can't understand what the money is for. She thinks I should remain an income partner because the money would “grow faster” in a mutual fund.

I could finance it but she's terrified she'd be “on the hook” for the note if something happens with us. I told her that's not how it works, but she's demanding some sort of explicit guarantee in writing that if we get divorced or I die they don't come after her for it.

I could just pay for it out of my personal funds, but that's so unfair. I put my own money toward her businesses, but she says that having that much already invested in our own businesses is exactly why it isn't prudent to make a capital contribution to get equity.

Did anyone else run into this? I'm embarrassed to ask my partners their experience.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973545)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: Passionate Pearly Generalized Bond

divorce her? whyd you marry a dullard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973556)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon

Aside from the fact that I love my wife and do not want my kids to be children of divorce, this would cost me more than just using my personal funds. Are you Jewish my man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973560)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: Arousing Codepig

DESCRIBE “her” “businesses”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973559)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon

She runs a modeling agency and an event planning business (mostly services events for the industry).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973562)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Arousing Codepig

Do you ever get to meet any of the models or personally service any industry titans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973594)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon

We do engage is some debauchery...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973625)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Passionate Pearly Generalized Bond

thats one expensive whore! (just ask cslg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973712)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon

I don't force her and cheat on the side like that rat faced kike. She's more into it than I am and always is the one suggesting it with some person she knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973750)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:10 PM
Author: Hyperventilating liquid oxygen native

Uck. This is something cslg would make Kenny or chandler post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973812)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:15 PM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon

I don't poast or brag about it, someone asked. And aren't you a literal fag? I doubt I've been more debaucherous than you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973828)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:38 PM
Author: Doobsian Provocative Stead

have you ever done MFM and if so, how was it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49974273)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49974506)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Doobsian Provocative Stead

MFM sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49974518)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49974645)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: Doobsian Provocative Stead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49974685)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 10:45 PM
Author: Amethyst stage

Lmfao so you’re a cuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975031)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: talented garnet cumskin tank

Yikes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975488)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Amethyst stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49981424)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: talented garnet cumskin tank

Even blanking this answers the q.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975493)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: lilac kitchen jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975558)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Spruce zombie-like marketing idea

this is literally how cslg rationalized it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49974301)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon

CSLG foisted it upon his wife. It's not the same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49974516)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: Charcoal Yapping Forum

"gee honey, I wonder what diamond will do when you tell her she's laid off because I'm not contributing anymore money to your vanity project"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975371)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Passionate Pearly Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49977932)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:29 PM
Author: lilac kitchen jew

GO on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973855)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 3:35 PM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon

Nothing too crazy. We invite people into our bedroom from time to time. It's more common than most squares think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973983)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 3:51 PM
Author: Amethyst stage

"people" as in other guys as well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49974012)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon

Great RC kike but no gay stuff if that's what you're driving at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49974025)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Amethyst stage

I was going to say that sounds weird given that you shit on deviant Jews. Then again banging other women is also somewhat deviant. Interesting you said other “people” tho. You clearly meant women lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49974289)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Doobsian Provocative Stead

what about MFM though? where you both do things to her but not with each other?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49974306)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Crusty Stage

tbf, the deft precision with which he “answered”—but did not actually address—the question shows why he is breakfast material.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49974318)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon

I don't want to delve deeper into my sex life because that's not the topic of the thread and I don't want to titilate depreved kikes like Zurich, but as Avian implies above the questions are answered for those with decent RC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49974500)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: Amethyst stage

I’m just ridiculing you for letting other men fuck your wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975310)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: Excitant Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975317)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon

You're a degenerate kike that has actually fucked men and you're MAF I copped equity at biglaw and you're a tiny pink income partner at a non-Vault firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975321)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: soul-stirring newt hell

This is poor form.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975439)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Amethyst stage

letting another man put his dick in your wife is poor form too, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49981438)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: Passionate Pearly Generalized Bond

sounds like ur wife gets railed lol

which is ironic, because she gets your money and youre supposed to get her sexual exclusivity. but... wait a minute...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49977934)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Azure supple space

i love that every woman in my neighborhood has the exact same made up fake jobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973771)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:53 PM
Author: appetizing legend casino

when i was a young tutor in marin county i met no fewer than three (3) wives who ran bead stores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973777)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: Azure supple space

my childhood neighborhood were all "interior designers"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973785)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Flickering clown

I have no idea what is flame and what is real anymore. Starting to think that ranting about scamilio and his gang of scamdadim is the only thing that is truly real on a deeper level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973600)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: self-centered fear-inspiring locale idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973731)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: Adventurous Glassy Chapel



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: Doobsian Provocative Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49974276)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: Bateful Cheese-eating Corn Cake Travel Guidebook



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Date: July 1st, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: dun tanning salon



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: soul-stirring newt hell



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: Flickering clown

Excuse me, I meant ranting about scamilio and his *swarmilio* of scamdadim.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975792)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Bateful Cheese-eating Corn Cake Travel Guidebook

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975833)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: bronze filthy state

Have you tried explaining that Dave Ramsey is great advice for poor people? But seriously, why not just give her an “agreement” (? Enforceable) that she won’t be on the hook for the debt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973610)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon

This isn't a bad idea. It certainly wouldn't be enforcable but I've never heard of bank coming after someone for an capital buy in loan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973706)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 9:06 AM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon

Great advice asshole, I did this and it's blowing up in my face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975322)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: bronze filthy state

My bad man I thought this was flame… but go on…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975360)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon

My wife called the lawyer that has drafted and amended our prenup to have that amended in. He just left me a message asking how it would be enforcable. I'm a deal lawyer so I can't play dumb. So now I'm gonna have to try to convince him not to tell my wife I tried tricking her into compromising with an unenforceable contract.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975435)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: Charcoal Yapping Forum

Just write a nonsensical agreement that's void on its face & have chatgpt edit it to use archaic language. also, cite to one of the (many) commonly used cases that lawyers use to signal to the court that they're under duress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975375)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: ocher trust fund

Example of such cases?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49977212)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: coiffed chocolate church building internal respiration

$1 million to buy in seems high. what do you expect your draw to be over the next few years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973626)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon

I'm anticipating about $1.5m, and my book should explode shortly because one guys with the biggest book isn't long for this world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973702)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: glittery stain twinkling uncleanness

i know some lawyers who copped the breakfast and signed $500k notes, and the firm went BK about nine months later. as it turns out, there's not a lot of defenses on a note other than "i already paid it," and there's even fewer defenses that a BK Trustee will countenance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973714)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon

Only way my firm goes bankrupt is some ITE x5. I'm not worried about the contribution or the note, just annoyed my wife in insisting it come out of my own money when we share joint expanses and I make 1000x more than her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973727)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:53 PM
Author: Azure supple space

"Only way my firm goes bankrupt is some ITE x5"

tbf we are 100% due for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973775)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:28 PM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon

I agree actually. But if a V20 to suddenly went bankrupt the global conditions would be in serious shit and my capital buy in loan would be the least of my worries. Plus being equity means it's very unlikely I'd get Latham'd



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973852)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: effete 180 hunting ground parlour

I know a whole crop of Arthur Anderson partners who ended up in this boat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49974307)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: self-centered fear-inspiring locale idea he suggested

Congrats. Big law? How long have you been in?

On your issue: you need to just pay the buy in however makes the most sense (your marital funds, a loan). Explaining it to your wife or giving her a document that says liability associated with it is yours alone are secondary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973729)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:53 PM
Author: Amethyst stage

personal injury in the (not really deep) south

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973779)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon

We keep seperate accounts and split our income between them. We're supposed to pay major household expenses equally. But jefore we did that I funded her business out of what was once our joint accoint. So, it seems very unfair to pay for this completely out of my account. But I can already see that's likely what's going to happen. FML. Happy wife, happy life I guess.

Edit: Biglaw and about to hit 15 yesrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973799)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: talented garnet cumskin tank

Wait, so you generally get the income into your personal account and then contribute to shared expenses from there, right? Then who cares, just pay it out of your personal account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975503)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon

We evenly divide our incomes into our own accounts and pay for major household expenses jointly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975656)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 1:36 AM
Author: talented garnet cumskin tank

"We evenly divide our incomes into our own accounts"

Huh? By default your money hits your individual incomes and you presumably contribute an equal amount into the joint account, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49978216)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Flushed Roommate Spot

She’s right - AI will destroy your firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973760)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:49 PM
Author: Amethyst stage

oh wait, lol, bow tie niggas IS spaceporn.

listen, you need to just tell her what your decision is and fucking leave it at that. if she has a problem with it, she has a problem with it. worst thing you can do is try to take a stand on this issue and then back down once she breaks your balls over it.

haven't you already been an equity partner for at least a year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973767)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon

Boy you sure are one retarded kike. Spaceporn outed you and Gujerreddit and you mock his investigative work, and now you're sperging accusing me of being him. Why are all kikes such shameless hypocrites?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973809)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: Amethyst stage

ðŸ‘

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49973824)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: vigorous primrose range

based on this reaction it sounds like he's got you dead to rights

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49974030)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon

"Investigative journalist" Karlstack here, folks. If only there were a bunch of Reddit comments you could screenshot this would be another great scoop for your substack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49974039)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Amethyst stage

(Guy totally not mad after being found out)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49974271)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: coiffed chocolate church building internal respiration

but when did spaceporn lateral to a v20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49974304)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: Amethyst stage

Cosplay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49974439)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon

Kikes will never admit they're wrong and just resort to sophistry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49974494)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 10:45 PM
Author: Amethyst stage

Tell us about the MFM you and your wife have done 😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975033)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Charcoal Yapping Forum

I genuinely don't think this is spaceporn. He's not that articulate. Moreover, the thought of his mail-order wife running an "escort business" is troubling beyond comprehension.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975572)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon

She doesn't run a fucking escort business. Are you all degenerate creeps these days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975719)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: Charcoal Yapping Forum

Date: July 1st, 2026 12:04 PM

Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions

She runs a modeling agency and an event planning business (mostly services events for the industry).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2#49973562)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975790)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon

What are you implying? By servicing I mean she arranges and hosts events for the modeling and fashion industry, not "servicing" them sexually you obese loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975849)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: Charcoal Yapping Forum

okay, maybe this actually is spaceporn. the retardation is there.

escort services don't call themselves escort services. it's usually "modeling agencies" or something similar. "event planner" would be a good one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975855)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon

You are aware that actual modeling agencies and event planning businesses exist, right? I'm not using code words for escort services you gooner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975878)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: Charcoal Yapping Forum

funny how you say "actual" rather than "legitimate"

how much PPP did she get as a minority female business owner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975898)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon

She's white. Idk why you're even coming at me I'm a fan of yours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975930)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Charcoal Yapping Forum

is it an actual job or a hobby and how much money have you burned on it? please tell me you're at least using it to maximize otherwise non-deductible expenses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975936)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon

They're profitable and I have a tax partner at my firm review that stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49976040)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Stirring Slimy Haunted Graveyard

imo it's obeezy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975863)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Charcoal Yapping Forum

obeezy doesn't have a wife or $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975906)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: Stirring Slimy Haunted Graveyard

thats why its a shtick thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49976057)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Galvanic pale private investor associate

This is what Actually Good Shtick looks like btw

The low effort shtick people here should Take Notes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49974308)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Rose Station Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975512)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: talented garnet cumskin tank

The cuck thing was a nice twist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975515)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:49 AM
Author: Hyperventilating liquid oxygen native

Cr slow play 👨‍ðŸ³

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975538)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Amethyst stage

Crazy nobody except me called him out on that. Guys running obvious flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49977189)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon

You're a degenerate kike that's making a bunch of assumptions because you heebs only think about money and depravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49977242)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: lilac kitchen jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975559)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 10:15 PM
Author: nighttime halford

what's your current income? nw? height?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49974973)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Stirring Slimy Haunted Graveyard

nice shtick thread obizzle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975864)



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Date: July 2nd, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: magenta mischievous heaven dragon

It was only a matter of time before the top kike intellect that dubbed Goy Superstar “Goy Retardstar” found me out.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49975929)



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Date: July 3rd, 2026 9:21 PM
Author: Stirring Slimy Haunted Graveyard

Admittedly, you could be the poster formerly known as "deranged penguin" or "consuelaman8". A real cretin, but it also fits your energy profile (ultra aggressive, arrogant, sarcastic, shitlib). Given there are so few posters left, I doubt you would be someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49977937)



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Date: July 4th, 2026 3:27 PM
Author: Stirring Slimy Haunted Graveyard

I take it this response is why you went quotemo. I hope it is cause for self-reflection, although I doubt it in your case - too much projected arrogance, it’s really intense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49978859)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: Amethyst stage

hey, look, bowtie niggas went quotemo!

""""""", be sure and keep us updated on the status of your equity partnership at SullCrom and the MFMs you do with your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49981427)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: appetizing legend casino

im becoming increasingly convinced ur the op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49981481)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Amethyst stage

i only have this monikor. me following myself around the board for like two months and calling myself a kike would be pretty 180 tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5878945&forum_id=2...id..#49981483)