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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
Exciting public bath
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
vigorous jap
  01/05/14
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adulterous heady station
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Exciting public bath
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Exciting public bath
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
Exciting public bath
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
Exciting public bath
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
Mentally Impaired Circlehead
  06/25/12
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Bronze aphrodisiac patrolman
  06/25/12
Jesus
swollen potus keepsake machete
  06/25/12
literally rofling
diverse brilliant stag film
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Twinkling bearded yarmulke
  08/02/12
crying
galvanic mildly autistic deer antler
  08/29/12
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violet soggy heaven
  02/22/13
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autistic cracking cruise ship people who are hurt
  08/21/13
lost my shit
Electric haunted graveyard alpha
  03/19/14
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Insane swashbuckling box office
  06/27/14
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Dark odious fat ankles
  06/27/14
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  09/14/17
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  07/20/18
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  02/09/19
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bonkers sneaky criminal corner
  07/11/19
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balding exhilarant den
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
multi-colored naked theater stage
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
Exciting public bath
  06/25/12
cop
Bronze aphrodisiac patrolman
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Bronze aphrodisiac patrolman
  06/25/12
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Mentally Impaired Circlehead
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
misanthropic cheese-eating crackhouse tattoo
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
Aquamarine beady-eyed liquid oxygen
  08/02/12
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Sticky glittery foreskin orchestra pit
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
garnet sickened senate
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
fragrant plaza ladyboy
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
Bronze aphrodisiac patrolman
  06/25/12
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cerebral unholy house elastic band
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Bronze aphrodisiac patrolman
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
Aquamarine beady-eyed liquid oxygen
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
appetizing magenta pistol mad cow disease
  08/21/13
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Exciting public bath
  06/25/12
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claret internal respiration center
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Provocative coffee pot state
  06/25/12
...
Sticky glittery foreskin orchestra pit
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Marvelous crusty whorehouse wagecucks
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
Exciting public bath
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
thriller site community account
  06/25/12
...
Exciting public bath
  06/26/12
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Sticky glittery foreskin orchestra pit
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
contagious doobsian base
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
Exciting public bath
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
Irate theater
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
passionate impressive gaping
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
Exciting public bath
  08/02/12
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Exciting public bath
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Twinkling bearded yarmulke
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
Aquamarine beady-eyed liquid oxygen
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
Aquamarine beady-eyed liquid oxygen
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  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
Exciting public bath
  08/02/12
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  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
Aquamarine beady-eyed liquid oxygen
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
passionate impressive gaping
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
Exciting public bath
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
Aquamarine beady-eyed liquid oxygen
  08/06/12
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JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
hot kitchen
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avocado hairraiser fanboi
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
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  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
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Aquamarine beady-eyed liquid oxygen
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Sticky glittery foreskin orchestra pit
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
autistic cracking cruise ship people who are hurt
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
appetizing magenta pistol mad cow disease
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
autistic cracking cruise ship people who are hurt
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Insane swashbuckling box office
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
appetizing magenta pistol mad cow disease
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
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Sticky glittery foreskin orchestra pit
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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pink queen of the night spot
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pink queen of the night spot
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  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
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180 now i kinda get his shtick
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  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
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  01/29/18
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wish the little guy would come back.
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OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
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  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
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  06/26/26
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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Exciting public bath

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: vigorous jap

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: adulterous heady station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: Exciting public bath

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: Exciting public bath

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: Exciting public bath

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Exciting public bath

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Circlehead

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Bronze aphrodisiac patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: swollen potus keepsake machete

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: diverse brilliant stag film

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Twinkling bearded yarmulke

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: galvanic mildly autistic deer antler

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: violet soggy heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: autistic cracking cruise ship people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Electric haunted graveyard alpha

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Insane swashbuckling box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Dark odious fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Chartreuse Cumskin Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: navy menage international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: navy menage international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: bonkers sneaky criminal corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: balding exhilarant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: multi-colored naked theater stage

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: Exciting public bath

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Bronze aphrodisiac patrolman

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Bronze aphrodisiac patrolman

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: misanthropic cheese-eating crackhouse tattoo

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed liquid oxygen

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: Sticky glittery foreskin orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: garnet sickened senate

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: fragrant plaza ladyboy

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Bronze aphrodisiac patrolman

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: cerebral unholy house elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Bronze aphrodisiac patrolman

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed liquid oxygen

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: appetizing magenta pistol mad cow disease

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: Exciting public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: claret internal respiration center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Provocative coffee pot state

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: Sticky glittery foreskin orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Marvelous crusty whorehouse wagecucks

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: Exciting public bath

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: thriller site community account

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: Exciting public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: Sticky glittery foreskin orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: contagious doobsian base

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Exciting public bath

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Irate theater

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: passionate impressive gaping

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: Exciting public bath

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: Exciting public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Twinkling bearded yarmulke

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed liquid oxygen

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed liquid oxygen

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: avocado hairraiser fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: Exciting public bath

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: ocher greedy church goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed liquid oxygen

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: passionate impressive gaping

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: Exciting public bath

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed liquid oxygen

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: dashing onyx trailer park cuck

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: avocado hairraiser fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: hot kitchen

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: avocado hairraiser fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: Exciting public bath

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: autistic cracking cruise ship people who are hurt

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: Sticky glittery foreskin orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: autistic cracking cruise ship people who are hurt

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: appetizing magenta pistol mad cow disease

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: autistic cracking cruise ship people who are hurt

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Insane swashbuckling box office

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: appetizing magenta pistol mad cow disease

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: pale comical friendly grandma dopamine

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: Sticky glittery foreskin orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Sticky glittery foreskin orchestra pit

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Sticky glittery foreskin orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: Sticky glittery foreskin orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Arousing gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: orange athletic conference space

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Insane swashbuckling box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: laughsome ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: pink queen of the night spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: pink queen of the night spot

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Deep brunch pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Iridescent office

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: aromatic field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Wild Locale

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: Underhanded factory reset button preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: duck-like boistinker location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: Mahogany Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Wonderful abusive hall regret

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: lavender trip old irish cottage

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: aromatic field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Aquamarine beady-eyed liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: aromatic field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Ungodly theatre boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: contagious doobsian base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: bright son of senegal

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: startling razzmatazz home chad

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Talented shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: contagious doobsian base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: motley goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: charismatic topaz affirmative action ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle useless parlor round eye

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: cocky lilac half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Sinister Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: balding exhilarant den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: cruel-hearted boiling water nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal stage sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: crystalline point immigrant

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Light abnormal toilet seat

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: crystalline point immigrant

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2...id..#49964828)