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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Tan church building
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Crystalline Orchestra Pit
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Tan church building
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Crystalline Orchestra Pit
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Tan church building
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Crystalline Orchestra Pit
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Tan church building
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Crystalline Orchestra Pit
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
Tan church building
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Crystalline Orchestra Pit
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Tan church building
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Odious trailer park striped hyena
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
Tan church building
  08/18/13
k
Odious trailer park striped hyena
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Holy shit not flame?
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Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
Tan church building
  08/18/13
180000000000
Chartreuse Home
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
Tan church building
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
Out-of-control tanning salon alpha
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
pontificating bistre rigpig pistol
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
Tan church building
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
pontificating bistre rigpig pistol
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
Tan church building
  08/18/13
180
pontificating bistre rigpig pistol
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
Crystalline Orchestra Pit
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
Tan church building
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
Crystalline Orchestra Pit
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
Tan church building
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EXPLAIN
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I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissw...
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180 will do.
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ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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Steal them back.
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We got new butt plugs.
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cr congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife....
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ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
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of course
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  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
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jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Tan church building

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Crystalline Orchestra Pit

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Tan church building

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Crystalline Orchestra Pit

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Tan church building

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Crystalline Orchestra Pit

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Tan church building

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Crystalline Orchestra Pit

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Tan church building

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Crystalline Orchestra Pit

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Tan church building

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Odious trailer park striped hyena

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Tan church building

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Odious trailer park striped hyena

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: Know-it-all round eye

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: aquamarine death wish

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: swashbuckling toaster lay



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Trip scourge upon the earth indirect expression



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: startled dilemma affirmative action



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: dark plaza volcanic crater

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: aquamarine death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: heady light center



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: cobalt 180 really tough guy



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Wonderful quadroon

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Tan church building

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Chartreuse Home

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Tan church building

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Out-of-control tanning salon alpha

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: pontificating bistre rigpig pistol

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Tan church building

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: pontificating bistre rigpig pistol

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Tan church building

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: pontificating bistre rigpig pistol

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Crystalline Orchestra Pit

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Tan church building

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Crystalline Orchestra Pit

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Tan church building

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Crystalline Orchestra Pit

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Tan church building

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Crystalline Orchestra Pit

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Talented circlehead old irish cottage



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Cerise Whorehouse Chad



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: swashbuckling toaster lay

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Buck-toothed alcoholic turdskin



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Cracking Lodge New Version

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Orange misanthropic fanboi

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: pontificating bistre rigpig pistol

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Tan church building

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: sadistic twisted house coldplay fan



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Diverse Lake Temple Philosopher-king



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: aquamarine death wish



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Tan church building



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Tan church building

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: lavender property mental disorder



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Coral fragrant incel

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Sable keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Nubile mewling nursing home boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: rose massive location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Razzmatazz hell

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Laughsome Private Investor

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: ivory bat shit crazy hissy fit

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Tan church building

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: ivory bat shit crazy hissy fit

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Tan church building

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Slate Toilet Seat

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Laughsome Private Investor

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Odious trailer park striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: supple address

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Sable keepsake machete

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: pontificating bistre rigpig pistol

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Tan church building

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Cracking Lodge New Version

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: aquamarine death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Indigo Razzle Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Indigo Razzle Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: aquamarine death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: rose massive location

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Tan church building

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Chartreuse Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: heady light center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Tan church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: racy milk

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Infuriating Clear Box Office Headpube

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Tan church building

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Infuriating Clear Box Office Headpube

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Tan church building

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Infuriating Clear Box Office Headpube

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Tan church building

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Infuriating Clear Box Office Headpube

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: walnut electric electric furnace

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Infuriating Clear Box Office Headpube

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Infuriating Clear Box Office Headpube

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Tan church building

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Infuriating Clear Box Office Headpube

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: walnut electric electric furnace

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Tan church building

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Narrow-minded effete pocket flask

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Puppy Menage

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Tan church building

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Infuriating Clear Box Office Headpube

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Tan church building

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Infuriating Clear Box Office Headpube

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Tan church building

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Infuriating Clear Box Office Headpube

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Out-of-control tanning salon alpha

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Tan church building

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Out-of-control tanning salon alpha

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: gay state

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Tan church building

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: gay state

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Infuriating Clear Box Office Headpube

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Vermilion Set Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Peach provocative karate heaven

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Stirring onyx native community account

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: irradiated glassy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Tan church building

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: vibrant saffron codepig psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: Tan church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: white rambunctious meetinghouse queen of the night

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: pearl house-broken coffee pot spot

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Rough-skinned trump supporter multi-billionaire

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Cerebral pit

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling toaster lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: snowy frum base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: irradiated glassy locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: lascivious mexican sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Cracking Lodge New Version

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Tan church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Vermilion Set Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Ocher Galvanic Love Of Her Life

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#50002879)