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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
fantasy-prone kitty
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Milky point
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
fantasy-prone kitty
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Milky point
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
fantasy-prone kitty
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Milky point
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
fantasy-prone kitty
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Milky point
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
fantasy-prone kitty
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Milky point
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
fantasy-prone kitty
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
Insecure coffee pot pozpig
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
fantasy-prone kitty
  08/18/13
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Insecure coffee pot pozpig
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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  08/18/13
180000000000
Shaky double fault office
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
fantasy-prone kitty
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
Rebellious background story
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
gaped sticky theater
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
fantasy-prone kitty
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
gaped sticky theater
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
fantasy-prone kitty
  08/18/13
180
gaped sticky theater
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
Milky point
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
fantasy-prone kitty
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
Milky point
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
fantasy-prone kitty
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
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  08/18/13
I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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  08/18/13
ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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  10/22/13
We got new butt plugs.
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
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  08/23/15
of course
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  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
turquoise razzle locus
  08/23/15
jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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  08/23/15
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My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Milky point

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Milky point

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Milky point

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Milky point

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Milky point

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Insecure coffee pot pozpig

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Insecure coffee pot pozpig

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: maroon charismatic degenerate university

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Chestnut slippery address weed whacker

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: vermilion titillating multi-billionaire



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Arousing theatre

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Chestnut slippery address weed whacker



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: fragrant marketing idea hall



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Heady black chad international law enforcement agency



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: glittery old irish cottage

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Shaky double fault office

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Rebellious background story

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: gaped sticky theater

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: gaped sticky theater

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: gaped sticky theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Milky point

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Milky point

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Milky point

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Milky point

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: stimulating candlestick maker



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Gold judgmental site



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Deep Public Bath

crying laughing at this

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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Medicated stock car

criminally underrated

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Aqua vengeful crotch

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: gaped sticky theater

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

180 will do.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Drab tanning salon sneaky criminal



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: diverse puce nursing home



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Chestnut slippery address weed whacker



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

She’s watching the grandkids now.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Submissive emerald goal in life

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Idiotic mauve idea he suggested business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Fuchsia sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: Odious Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: harsh sandwich

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: Pale Exciting State Masturbator

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Bateful sooty step-uncle's house faggotry

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Bateful sooty step-uncle's house faggotry

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: brilliant low-t temple

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: Pale Exciting State Masturbator

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Insecure coffee pot pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: amethyst telephone preventive strike

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Idiotic mauve idea he suggested business firm

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: gaped sticky theater

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Medicated stock car

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Chestnut slippery address weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: Buff costumed persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: Buff costumed persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Chestnut slippery address weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: Odious Coldplay Fan

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Shaky double fault office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: fragrant marketing idea hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: transparent dashing station

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: turquoise razzle locus

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: turquoise razzle locus

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: turquoise razzle locus

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: turquoise razzle locus

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: trip out-of-control mad-dog skullcap

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: turquoise razzle locus

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: turquoise razzle locus

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: turquoise razzle locus

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: trip out-of-control mad-dog skullcap

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: cyan set faggot firefighter

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Bonkers Trump Supporter

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: turquoise razzle locus

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: turquoise razzle locus

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: turquoise razzle locus

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Rebellious background story

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Rebellious background story

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: khaki school

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: khaki school

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: turquoise razzle locus

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: sinister twisted stain ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Greedy hateful ceo

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Beta coiffed house roast beef

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: seedy flesh heaven sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Supple Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: rusted adulterous jew home

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Self-absorbed kitchen mood

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: wild massive national security agency

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Adventurous snowy native place of business

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Deep Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: nighttime pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: seedy flesh heaven sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Overrated Mediation Useless Brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Medicated stock car

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: fantasy-prone kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: sinister twisted stain ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2...id..#50002879)