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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Chocolate range coffee pot

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Chocolate range coffee pot



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: onyx blathering circlehead



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: painfully honest aromatic property patrolman



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: Chocolate range coffee pot



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Chocolate range coffee pot



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Stirring gaping crackhouse

wtf

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Chocolate range coffee pot

explain please.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Stirring gaping crackhouse

you need to write a book or something

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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Chocolate range coffee pot

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: Chocolate range coffee pot



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: Chocolate range coffee pot



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: Chocolate range coffee pot



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: onyx blathering circlehead



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Twinkling space

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Chocolate range coffee pot

Explain your insult.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Chocolate range coffee pot

Explain your insult.

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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: Dashing brilliant rigpig sanctuary

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Chocolate range coffee pot

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Chocolate range coffee pot

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: onyx blathering circlehead

180

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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: Chocolate range coffee pot



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: sepia piazza partner

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Chocolate range coffee pot

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: Splenetic potus clown

this one is my favorite image

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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: Startling chapel wagecucks

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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Chocolate range coffee pot

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: Chocolate range coffee pot



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Chocolate range coffee pot

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Chocolate range coffee pot

Lmao Oh what a poast!

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Chocolate range coffee pot

Lmao Oh what a poast!

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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: honey-headed base

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: self-absorbed tan theatre nowag

jfc JJC

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Cracking grizzly menage faggotry

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Excitant bat shit crazy stage national security agency

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Indecent Locus

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: Ruddy alcoholic rehab

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: self-absorbed tan theatre nowag



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: adventurous slate jewess

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: fear-inspiring party of the first part stead

I laughed heartily, brother.

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: laughsome stain

I spit out my night casein shake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#20803469)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: Violent Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#20803756)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Diverse trailer park

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Chocolate range coffee pot

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Chocolate range coffee pot

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Chocolate range coffee pot

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: Chocolate range coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: Comical forum

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: talented locale son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: appetizing business firm

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Cerebral parlor sweet tailpipe

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: stimulating hot kitchen

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: onyx blathering circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: pale erotic knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Charcoal Useless Brakes Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: Impertinent Background Story

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: heady bipolar tanning salon jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: know-it-all public bath karate

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: stimulating hot kitchen

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: honey-headed base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#31909783)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Splenetic potus clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Ruby Generalized Bond

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: sapphire bawdyhouse

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Claret motley plaza ceo

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: onyx blathering circlehead

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: stimulating hot kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: floppy sooty foreskin liquid oxygen

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Chocolate range coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: lavender point milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: onyx blathering circlehead

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: Chocolate range coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Chocolate range coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: electric mental disorder macaca

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: sinister address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Snowy Exciting Gunner

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Poppy internet-worthy mad-dog skullcap

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Chocolate range coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: onyx blathering circlehead

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: charismatic feces

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: avocado irradiated national friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Brindle beady-eyed nibblets pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Bright chest-beating step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Olive famous landscape painting

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Bright chest-beating step-uncle's house

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Disturbing garrison

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: onyx blathering circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: crimson water buffalo

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: well-lubricated french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Ruby Generalized Bond

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: onyx blathering circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: self-absorbed tan theatre nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#38136990)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: fragrant giraffe

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Wine Shrine Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#30201377)



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: mind-boggling flushed meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#30307105)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: abusive ticket booth filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#32961676)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: abusive ticket booth filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#34191945)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: onyx blathering circlehead

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: rebellious field corn cake

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Amethyst dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#34193010)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: abusive ticket booth filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#35415724)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: well-lubricated french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#36040457)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: rebellious field corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#36272578)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: abusive ticket booth filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#36597945)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Sable Hateful Cumskin Deer Antler

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: abusive ticket booth filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#38136948)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: rusted violent stag film personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#38136966)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: self-absorbed tan theatre nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#38136976)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: fighting lay

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Unholy Turquoise Becky Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#38137146)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: Unholy Turquoise Becky Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#38140416)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: Unholy Turquoise Becky Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#38179630)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: abusive ticket booth filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#38337172)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: harsh primrose cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#38337221)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: curious organic girlfriend fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#39374743)



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: Cobalt dopamine laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#39574330)



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: Cobalt dopamine laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#39610384)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: Puce senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#39615961)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: Cracking grizzly menage faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#39615999)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: talented locale son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#39616050)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: Aquamarine concupiscible mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#39616085)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:11 AM
Author: titillating heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#39616132)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Brindle beady-eyed nibblets pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#40150089)



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: abusive ticket booth filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#41849619)



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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: Garnet awkward university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#42347014)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: Topaz Boyish Old Irish Cottage Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#42868667)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: Bearded azure church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#42868672)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: Splenetic potus clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#44861488)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: Bearded azure church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#44861508)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: lemon vibrant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#44861534)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: massive opaque hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#44861536)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: idiotic chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#44861551)



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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: massive opaque hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#45411767)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: abusive ticket booth filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#46368495)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:16 PM
Author: Silver Odious Degenerate Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#46368499)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Arousing twinkling uncleanness incel

2012 seems like a much more optimistic time on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#46368519)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: Pea-brained set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#46368531)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:35 PM
Author: carnelian orchestra pit hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#46368564)



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Date: June 19th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: Bearded azure church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#47760871)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: frum sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#49225168)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: big hairless people who are hurt mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#49225233)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: lemon vibrant gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#49226201)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Disrespectful Spot Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#49226371)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#49948218)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Howard Nutlick's demonic giggle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#49948220)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: the discombobulator

But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#49948226)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: gay of hormuz

jm's like fucking picasso you can identify his masterpieces by era. in this period he would double post in every thread. incredible work



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#49948293)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#49948310)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


xo xobox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2...id..#49948355)