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Metroid Prime 4 is ruinous straight to eshop garbage no marketing
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 12:46 PM Author: Grizzly Cuck School Cafeteria development hell shit ip hated by the japanese and only Appreciated by Confused Westerners whose moms bought them the Gamecube Prime bundle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805222&forum_id=2...id..#49477403) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 1:05 PM Author: Irate roommate electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805222&forum_id=2...id..#49477455) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 5:41 PM Author: Galvanic bespoke faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805222&forum_id=2...id..#49478292) |
Date: December 2nd, 2025 1:01 PM Author: Amber stage The confused westerner market is also buying up Hyrule Warriors in DROVES.
It’s insane how little Japan cares for Metroid. The fandom still has a lot of westerners who just want something badass and T-rated so they don’t feel like faggots playing a Nintendo system. I would love to see a brain scan of them when they get lost exploring the Caverns to assess whether they’re actually having fun.
Nintendo knows it’ll sell like 1.85 million or whatever somehow even though Dread sold like 5m but they also know they need to appease the vocal minority of westerners who want their precious FPS |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 1:07 PM Author: Irate roommate electric furnace Going to be so many kids disappointed with the "zelda" game their clueless normie millennial parents bought them for Christmas (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805222&forum_id=2...id..#49477460) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 1:17 PM Author: Amber stage I bought age of calamity iirc, but a physical copy so I purged it from my backlog nbd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805222&forum_id=2...id..#49477488) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 1:11 PM Author: Grizzly Cuck School Cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805222&forum_id=2...id..#49477470) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2025 1:06 PM Author: Irate roommate electric furnace https://www.reddit.com/r/NSCollectors/comments/1jr1co2/metroid_prime_4_boxart_switch_vs_switch_2/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805222&forum_id=2...id..#49477456) |
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Date: December 11th, 2025 4:36 PM Author: Grizzly Cuck School Cafeteria Metroid Prime 4 sold 21,415 physical units on Switch 2 in Japan at launch.
https://x.com/Stealth40k/status/1999113117461049380 |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 10:10 AM Author: Grizzly Cuck School Cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805222&forum_id=2...id..#49968854) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 10:24 AM Author: Amber stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805222&forum_id=2...id..#49968865) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 10:28 AM Author: Amber stage They would’ve been better off never announcing or releasing it. Thats what’s so crazy about this. You can lose face by releasing Games. Thats part of why there are so few Games. It’s less risky to just make fewer games.
Also I keep recalling the analysts’ take on Switch 2 Q4 sales, that it lacked a major western Game. It had fucking Metroid Prime 4 lmao. But mediocre games just get wiped from memory, except when they’re western AAA. Then Outrage is converted to Engagement somehow, as seen with Cyberpunk 2077. Redditors LOVE the comeback story arc. “Phantom Liberty is a tour de force.”
Also it isn’t even much worse than the older ones. It just exposes how overrated the series always was. By not being a 9/10, it detracts from the series’ aura and legacy. |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 1:55 PM Author: Grizzly Cuck School Cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805222&forum_id=2...id..#49969199) |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 2:17 PM Author: hilarious self-absorbed yarmulke Western Society is completely run by trannies and programmed by Indians on the backend. Why would you expect Games to be any different?
Indies by schizo-auteurs are the only way forward. Silksong won. The Binding of Isaac won. Braid won. Learn from them. |
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Date: June 29th, 2026 2:19 PM Author: Grizzly Cuck School Cafeteria shitty indies providing a Reprieve from The State of Gaming arent "winning" theyre just large, ineffective, entrenched camps in the desert, poorly connected to one another and supported by only modest mobile reserves, the war is over (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805222&forum_id=2...id..#49969222) |