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Oldest is a freshman in h.s. Went to watch varsity football game tonight. My God
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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:50 AM Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,; His friend is in the marching band and already has some prominent spot, so he wanted to go support him. I guess it’s a big deal because the marching band is really good and won state three years running or some shit. They had a white out theme and that apparently translated to every girl at the school wearing a super tight, super low cut, spaghetti strapped, midriff baring tank top and tight white pajama shorts ie basically just boxers. I was there with my wife and my youngest while our oldest was hanging with his friends. It was like the High School Girls with Firm Healthy Tits thread had a meet up. I was in the fight of my life to not let my wife see me staring. I have never felt more like a Gross Old Man and couldn’t even pretend to run concerned dad schtick. I don’t think I can go to any more of those games unless I know in advance my wife will not be there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2...id..#50101144) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface You shoulda rubbed one out right there in the stands (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2...id..#50101710) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:14 PM Author: TurboGrafx-67 Why did I read this in Will Ferrell's voice from "Daddy's Coming Home" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2...id..#50101718) |
Date: August 29th, 2026 1:53 AM Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,.., Sometimes those boxer shorts the teen girls like are cut so baggy you can see right up them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2...id..#50101145) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:57 AM Author: putting "agentic harness" on ur azn wife Ok but what were the boys wearing though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2...id..#50101146) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:13 AM Author: .....;;,,.........;.;.;.;.,;,;,;.;.;,; Clothes that they thought their guy friends would think are cool. These phone brained girls also couldn’t give a shit about impressing boys their age, and when they’re not jockeying for status among themselves (ie 95% of the time) they tend to give older dudes hungry eyes like they think they can find a simp on the verge of divorce who will buy them a car or whatever. It’s such a weirdly charged atmosphere and the charge is scantily clad jailbait. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2...id..#50101156) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:40 PM Author: putting "agentic harness" on ur azn wife Sounds pretty 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2...id..#50101634) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Non sequitur Go on… (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2...id..#50101715) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:45 PM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) I could hear the announcer at the local stadium last night from my back yard. I was sitting out there on the patio drinking one of those old timey cokes from a thick glass bottle. The kind you have to pay like $2.75 for at the store. It was ice cold. The sky was gray with clouds. The night felt electric. And I could hear those faint stadium sounds emanating from the periphery. Felt good man. |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:47 PM Author: israelrimsmyasshole what the fuck are you babbling about
how much does it kill you that you werent a boomer |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:50 PM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) I'm just a dad of four in a suburban home who finds pleasure in the simpler things, my man. You should try it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2...id..#50101659) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:58 PM Author: Der Penis Like 39 grams of sugar in those Mexican Cokes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2...id..#50101682) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: Juan Eighty *Cokes mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2...id..#50101695) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:02 PM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) At least I ain’t got whiskey on my breath. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2...id..#50101807) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:01 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface You're not a father. You're just a temporary example of the horror of making bad choices (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2...id..#50101689) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:02 PM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) I am quite literally father to my four children, brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2...id..#50101808) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:56 PM Author: Ass Problems “His friend is in the marching band”
I guess we know your son’s Clique now. |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 12:58 PM Author: Der Penis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2...id..#50101684) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: Juan Eighty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2...id..#50101697) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:16 PM Author: Tall Man? Yes, you can! (🧐) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2...id..#50101829) |
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Date: August 29th, 2026 2:18 PM Author: Ivan Bourne Tall III This is even more concerning that he can’t even live vicariously through his son. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5898622&forum_id=2...id..#50101830) |