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So no one knows how much time is left in any soccer game?
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Date: July 7th, 2026 2:03 PM Author: Dun meetinghouse regret What kind of retarded shit is this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2...id..#49984100) |
Date: July 7th, 2026 2:56 PM Author: Big Boltzmann Tanning Salon this always made no sense to me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2...id..#49984223) |
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Date: July 7th, 2026 3:05 PM Author: sick rambunctious toaster toilet seat it's bizarre how they never seem to deviate from their normal offense even if they're down and there's like 2 min of "stoppage" time left. like they have no 2 minute drill game plan or trick plays and instead just run off tackle until the clock runs out and they lose with grace and dignity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2...id..#49984239) |
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Date: July 7th, 2026 3:07 PM Author: well-lubricated chartreuse double fault (guy picks up soccer ball with his feet and starts hopping with 1 minute left)
"HE'S DOING IT! THE MAD LAD IS BUNNY HOPPING RIGHT TOWARDS THE GOAL! WHAT A PLAY! THE PRANCING SCHOLAR!" |
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Date: July 7th, 2026 3:09 PM Author: sick rambunctious toaster toilet seat seems easier to just have one guy who can kick the length of the field and rip half court shots and hope for lucky bounces. retarded how these fags just pass the ball around back and forth when there's like a minute left and they need to score. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2...id..#49984246) |
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Date: July 7th, 2026 3:20 PM Author: gold godawful queen of the night Offsides rule prevents a lot of innovation wrt scoring. So many goals result from a shot being put into the general area in front of the goal and another bro semi randomly connecting on a header/kick/deflection ... tells me that a melee approach of just flooding that area with muscular men would result in a lot of pleasure. But that's impossible with faggy offsides (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2...id..#49984270) |
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Date: July 7th, 2026 3:28 PM Author: curious drunken menage elastic band England put in a 6 7 mountain man when they were up and down to 10 men
https://x.com/ccfc_gav/status/2074156463807709506 |
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Date: July 7th, 2026 5:17 PM Author: Brilliant impressive pozpig kitchen No this is false. If there was no offsides, teams would play even more defensively because they would need to constantly guard against cherry picking. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2...id..#49984584) |
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Date: July 7th, 2026 3:29 PM Author: bat shit crazy drab piazza lol yeah. im thinking part of that is because of this no real clock thing where the ref decides whenever he feels like it
if a team has a ball and is advancing it theyll usually keep the game going until they get a shot off or lose possession then blow the whistle |
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Date: July 7th, 2026 3:34 PM Author: Pungent Boyish Kitty Cat Gaping But just as often they don't and it just goes on for 4 extra minutes. It's really odd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2...id..#49984293) |
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Date: July 7th, 2026 3:42 PM Author: bat shit crazy drab piazza yeah thats weird too.
but i mean in these games do the refs ever blow the whistle right before someone takes the shot? |
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Date: July 7th, 2026 3:51 PM Author: Pungent Boyish Kitty Cat Gaping no and that seems fine but still not a normal sport decision.
its odd when they are in extra time and it's already 4 minutes past the ET and some defender completely clears it to midfield and no one has possession and then he runs around screaming at coaches and giving yellow cards.
wtf was that |
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Date: July 7th, 2026 4:21 PM Author: Fantasy-prone trump supporter brethren I am enjoying the games and I am not a soccer hater, but the sport definitely lacks epic comebacks for the most part. Sure, they happen, but I don't know if there has ever been the equivalent of this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Comeback_(American_football) or the 2022 Phillies 6-run ninth to beat the Cardinals in the wild card round. because I don't think it is possible. |
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Date: July 7th, 2026 5:12 PM Author: Brilliant impressive pozpig kitchen This is false, when teams are losing they start sending more players forward but even this needs to be done carefully because it makes the team vulnerable to easy counter goals (like Belgium scored against USA to make it 4-1). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2...id..#49984568) |
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Date: July 7th, 2026 3:34 PM Author: idiotic snowy mental disorder useless brakes this is one of the few things about soccer that i actually like
the unstructured, inexactness of it (stoppage time, offsides calls (until this new gay "chip" shit), out-of-bounds determinations)
the only individual aspect of this general attitude is foul calls, which seem way too subjective and inconsistent to me for how much of the game they can potentially determine. this may be a function of me not being familiar with the precise rules/determinations for foul calls, but it seems to be an sentiment that many others have too |
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Date: July 7th, 2026 3:47 PM Author: bat shit crazy drab piazza yeah it works for soccer in general but it still makes me lol to see something as huge as the world cup and the ref is just making shit up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2...id..#49984314) |
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Date: July 7th, 2026 4:14 PM Author: 180 Insanely Creepy Brunch Cuckold they're not making shit up. at the start of the next stoppage time, take out a stopwatch and start and stop it for every additional stoppage of play during stoppage time. you'll get pretty close to when the ref stops the game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2...id..#49984358) |
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Date: July 7th, 2026 4:01 PM Author: Supple hospital it's like Japanese executions. doing it that way reduced the psychological anxiety. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2...id..#49984333) |
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Date: July 7th, 2026 4:23 PM Author: Supple hospital watch the end of NCAA soccer matches to see the alternative. (they count down from 45 minutes and the match is over when the clock reaches zero.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2...id..#49984376) |
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Date: July 7th, 2026 5:11 PM Author: Brilliant impressive pozpig kitchen I thought they deleted that rule and now follow FIFA regs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2...id..#49984564) |
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Date: July 7th, 2026 5:17 PM Author: Supple hospital not that i heard. did that happen in the last year or so? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5880466&forum_id=2...id..#49984581) |