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disgusting fragrant orchestra pit
  04/11/26
saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
bateful becky
  04/11/26
I saved one life
abusive godawful center cuck
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only #2 is remotely unique
Orchid Sticky Native Kitty Cat
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Where to start
irate lodge
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bateful becky
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clear arousing degenerate
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Magical Toaster
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glassy juggernaut spot
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Elite Stage
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curious chartreuse gas station
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Fluffy salmon antidepressant drug
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Passionate trust fund
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Talented cordovan faggotry striped hyena
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Stimulating elastic band
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
trip scourge upon the earth laser beams
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Umber hell prole
  04/11/26
that's kinda cool
thriller cyan brethren
  04/11/26
Explain?
clear arousing degenerate
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Umber hell prole
  04/12/26
Self defense?
Razzmatazz know-it-all theater stage
  04/12/26
180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
bateful becky
  04/12/26
Ricky
trip scourge upon the earth laser beams
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curious chartreuse gas station
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(Rudolph)
Violent Comical Chapel Faggot Firefighter
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I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't t...
Insane balding heaven coldplay fan
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Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you&...
dull azn parlour
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Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
Gay potus
  04/11/26
also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness memb...
thriller cyan brethren
  04/11/26
Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blaz...
Gay potus
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those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
thriller cyan brethren
  04/11/26
All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
Gay potus
  04/11/26
Took over a small country
spruce massive base philosopher-king
  04/11/26
lol wow, holy shit
thriller cyan brethren
  04/11/26
No way you're the only one
clear arousing degenerate
  04/11/26
Okay, I lol’d
trip scourge upon the earth laser beams
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Red Supple Alpha
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glittery site
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lmao
racy wine plaza
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Green Lascivious Bawdyhouse Double Fault
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Motley Slimy Yarmulke Boltzmann
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marvelous sadistic legal warrant point
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glassy juggernaut spot
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impertinent cracking really tough guy ceo
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Stimulating elastic band
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180
irate lodge
  04/12/26
Pumo scum
Gay potus
  04/13/26
What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
Hideous Toilet Seat
  04/17/26
attended an Episcopal church
Harsh church
  04/11/26
I took a dump at Port Authority.
beta indian lodge
  04/11/26
that is brave
abusive godawful center cuck
  04/11/26
It was as bad you think.
beta indian lodge
  04/11/26
I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
abusive godawful center cuck
  04/11/26
owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
Harsh church
  04/11/26
i've exorcised 3+ demons
electric weed whacker old irish cottage
  04/11/26
it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
thriller cyan brethren
  04/11/26
We've got time
glittery site
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curious chartreuse gas station
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adventurous avocado deer antler cruise ship
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trip scourge upon the earth laser beams
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about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discover...
thriller cyan brethren
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Insane balding heaven coldplay fan
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You should have let him know that you had recorded the conve...
Gay potus
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marvelous sadistic legal warrant point
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Heady fuchsia station
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
adventurous avocado deer antler cruise ship
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wow
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disrespectful chocolate macaca garrison
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most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a ro...
galvanic dark forum
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lol
curious chartreuse gas station
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Brindle apoplectic locale
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Passionate trust fund
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
thriller cyan brethren
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random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era https:...
thriller cyan brethren
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marvelous sadistic legal warrant point
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
concupiscible theatre clown
  04/11/26
how many
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Driven a Zamboni
racy wine plaza
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180 wholesome unique experience
clear arousing degenerate
  04/11/26
tyty
racy wine plaza
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Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in ...
indigo ticket booth turdskin
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Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
racy wine plaza
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180
Talented cordovan faggotry striped hyena
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
Gold nowag university
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
Green Lascivious Bawdyhouse Double Fault
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Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will neve...
Gay potus
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curious chartreuse gas station
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startling excitant sex offender
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electric weed whacker old irish cottage
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wtf
Swashbuckling navy rehab
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Insane balding heaven coldplay fan
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marvelous sadistic legal warrant point
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lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an aw...
Aromatic senate
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I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but ...
chrome temple
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part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your fart...
Jade ladyboy
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He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
chrome temple
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Razzle-dazzle house son of senegal
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
Insane balding heaven coldplay fan
  04/12/26
I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
Fluffy salmon antidepressant drug
  04/12/26
Winner
irate lodge
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Magical Toaster
  04/12/26
I smoked crack with him.
Vibrant Coffee Pot
  04/17/26
I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
Swashbuckling navy rehab
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clear arousing degenerate
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Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
Motley Slimy Yarmulke Boltzmann
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Narcissist
electric weed whacker old irish cottage
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Coon
Motley Slimy Yarmulke Boltzmann
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Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
khaki reading party
  04/12/26
It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
Motley Slimy Yarmulke Boltzmann
  04/12/26
You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
khaki reading party
  04/12/26
?
Motley Slimy Yarmulke Boltzmann
  04/12/26
Post a link to your novel or stfu.
khaki reading party
  04/12/26
It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it tho...
Motley Slimy Yarmulke Boltzmann
  04/12/26
Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
khaki reading party
  04/12/26
Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
Motley Slimy Yarmulke Boltzmann
  04/12/26
Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere ...
khaki reading party
  04/12/26
Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
Bat-shit-crazy exciting mediation athletic conference
  04/12/26
Link to said novel?
khaki reading party
  04/12/26
Where did you go,bro?
Motley Slimy Yarmulke Boltzmann
  04/15/26
Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
khaki reading party
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ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
stirring international law enforcement agency wagecucks
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Umber hell prole
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I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help ...
Plum Pontificating Den
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Motley Slimy Yarmulke Boltzmann
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It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
glassy juggernaut spot
  04/12/26
We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
Plum Pontificating Den
  04/13/26
We talking a full degree or community college
Rusted hateful abode nibblets
  04/12/26
Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
Plum Pontificating Den
  04/13/26
how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
Gold nowag university
  04/15/26
what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
curious chartreuse gas station
  04/12/26
She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
Plum Pontificating Den
  04/13/26
What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
amber sanctuary patrolman
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many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
Floppy french chef marketing idea
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I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
Plum Pontificating Den
  04/13/26
hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
Floppy french chef marketing idea
  04/13/26
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curious chartreuse gas station
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No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
Plum Pontificating Den
  04/13/26
Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
Rusted hateful abode nibblets
  04/13/26
you're 60?
beady-eyed sable love of her life
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curious chartreuse gas station
  04/13/26
tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
Emerald Titillating Menage Psychic
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(definitely not a CSLG alt)
adventurous avocado deer antler cruise ship
  04/12/26
At the same time? Hotel or full size?
chrome temple
  04/12/26
Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
Emerald Titillating Menage Psychic
  04/12/26
Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
beady-eyed sable love of her life
  04/12/26
We’re butt brothers, brother.
chrome temple
  04/12/26
180 I thought you just sucked on it
beady-eyed sable love of her life
  04/12/26
Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
glassy juggernaut spot
  04/12/26
180
Brindle apoplectic locale
  04/13/26
Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
honey-headed feces
  04/12/26
180!
Brindle apoplectic locale
  04/14/26
flew a P-51.
Bat-shit-crazy exciting mediation athletic conference
  04/12/26
Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
glassy juggernaut spot
  04/13/26
i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
curious chartreuse gas station
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
Jade ladyboy
  04/12/26
is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
curious chartreuse gas station
  04/13/26
probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
Jade ladyboy
  04/14/26
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curious chartreuse gas station
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Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
nudist candlestick maker business firm
  04/12/26
I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
Jade ladyboy
  04/12/26
Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
clear arousing degenerate
  04/12/26
grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
Floppy french chef marketing idea
  04/13/26
Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
infuriating water buffalo crackhouse
  04/13/26
Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
Lime laughsome corner
  04/13/26
my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
beady-eyed sable love of her life
  04/13/26
my asshole remembers that day fondly
Floppy french chef marketing idea
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nudist candlestick maker business firm
  04/14/26
...
beady-eyed sable love of her life
  04/14/26
I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
Gold nowag university
  04/15/26
In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
Aphrodisiac brunch boiling water
  04/13/26
Fucked Alicia Silverstone
Razzle Public Bath
  04/13/26
Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
Red Supple Alpha
  04/13/26
was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
bronze church building
  04/13/26
ouch
curious chartreuse gas station
  04/13/26
as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
bronze church building
  04/13/26
your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
curious chartreuse gas station
  04/13/26
we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
bronze church building
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
curious chartreuse gas station
  04/14/26
No, they are still talking about it.
Green Lascivious Bawdyhouse Double Fault
  04/14/26
100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
Passionate trust fund
  04/14/26
it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
bronze church building
  04/14/26
180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
Green Lascivious Bawdyhouse Double Fault
  04/15/26
not me
bronze church building
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bronze church building
  04/14/26
genuine lol
Claret dead internal respiration
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...
Green Lascivious Bawdyhouse Double Fault
  04/14/26
180
Rusted hateful abode nibblets
  04/14/26
180
Jade ladyboy
  04/14/26
A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
embarrassed to the bone hyperactive shitlib
  04/16/26
My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
Razzle-dazzle house son of senegal
  04/17/26
FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
Cerebral smoky kitty
  04/13/26
180
Brindle apoplectic locale
  04/14/26
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Cerebral smoky kitty
  04/14/26
...
Brindle apoplectic locale
  04/17/26
JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
pearl slippery casino
  04/15/26
😎
Cerebral smoky kitty
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...
Brindle apoplectic locale
  04/17/26
Reenacted “Tubgirl”
coiffed hairraiser fat ankles dopamine
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charismatic range
  04/15/26
As the director or the, uh, talent?
dashing blue box office tank
  04/15/26
posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
Shimmering mind-boggling foreskin
  04/14/26
Four Saudi guys separately in one day
Diverse market
  04/14/26
Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
Green Lascivious Bawdyhouse Double Fault
  04/14/26
Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
glassy juggernaut spot
  04/14/26
No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
Green Lascivious Bawdyhouse Double Fault
  04/14/26
to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
Claret dead internal respiration
  04/15/26
I don't know what that means, is that good?
Green Lascivious Bawdyhouse Double Fault
  04/15/26
unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
Claret dead internal respiration
  04/15/26
I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
Green Lascivious Bawdyhouse Double Fault
  04/15/26
it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
Claret dead internal respiration
  04/15/26
I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
Green Lascivious Bawdyhouse Double Fault
  04/15/26
Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
clear arousing degenerate
  04/16/26
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Floppy french chef marketing idea
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Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
Learning disabled halford
  04/15/26
Thats weirdly 180
Stimulating elastic band
  04/15/26
excited?
curious chartreuse gas station
  04/15/26
Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
Learning disabled halford
  04/15/26
oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
curious chartreuse gas station
  04/15/26
Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
Learning disabled halford
  04/15/26
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curious chartreuse gas station
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bateful becky
  04/16/26
50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
glassy juggernaut spot
  04/15/26
Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
Learning disabled halford
  04/15/26
Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
glassy juggernaut spot
  04/16/26
As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
bateful becky
  04/16/26
You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
Learning disabled halford
  04/16/26
It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
bateful becky
  04/16/26
The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
glassy juggernaut spot
  04/17/26
- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
Stimulating elastic band
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curious chartreuse gas station
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Brindle apoplectic locale
  04/15/26
Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
Gold nowag university
  04/15/26
Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
Poppy gaping
  04/16/26
...
Insane balding heaven coldplay fan
  04/16/26
i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
Metal Brass Hissy Fit Round Eye
  04/16/26
how'd you get away
curious chartreuse gas station
  04/17/26
Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
Razzmatazz know-it-all theater stage
  04/16/26
Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
Unholy 180 step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe
  04/17/26
...
Brindle apoplectic locale
  04/17/26
stand up to these niggers, clearly
splenetic histrionic telephone school cafeteria
  04/17/26
climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
electric weed whacker old irish cottage
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I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
iridescent big national
  04/17/26
Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
iridescent big national
  04/17/26
fkk it's too outable to say
Provocative piazza
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adventurous avocado deer antler cruise ship
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Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
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  04/26/26
done a commercial for white goods some other stuff, like ...
.,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,
  04/28/26
Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. G...
SickoMode
  04/28/26
I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet. - ...
oomox
  04/28/26
Released numerous ideas/concepts/theories into the thoughtst...
Refunkulus
  05/01/26


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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: disgusting fragrant orchestra pit



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: bateful becky

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: abusive godawful center cuck

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Orchid Sticky Native Kitty Cat

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: irate lodge

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: bateful becky



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:54 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:05 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:42 PM
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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Talented cordovan faggotry striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49818407)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: Stimulating elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49818453)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: trip scourge upon the earth laser beams

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811353)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Umber hell prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: thriller cyan brethren

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: clear arousing degenerate

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: Umber hell prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Razzmatazz know-it-all theater stage

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: bateful becky

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812255)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: trip scourge upon the earth laser beams

Ricky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811485)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: curious chartreuse gas station

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811665)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Violent Comical Chapel Faggot Firefighter

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: Insane balding heaven coldplay fan

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: dull azn parlour

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Gay potus

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: thriller cyan brethren

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Gay potus

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: thriller cyan brethren

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Gay potus

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: spruce massive base philosopher-king

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: thriller cyan brethren

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: clear arousing degenerate

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: trip scourge upon the earth laser beams

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Red Supple Alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815658)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: glittery site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811511)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: racy wine plaza

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: Green Lascivious Bawdyhouse Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811673)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: Motley Slimy Yarmulke Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811741)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: marvelous sadistic legal warrant point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811826)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: glassy juggernaut spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812156)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: impertinent cracking really tough guy ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Stimulating elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49818454)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: irate lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811739)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Gay potus

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: Hideous Toilet Seat

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Harsh church

attended an Episcopal church

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811488)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: beta indian lodge

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: abusive godawful center cuck

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: beta indian lodge

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: abusive godawful center cuck

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Harsh church

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: electric weed whacker old irish cottage

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: thriller cyan brethren

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: glittery site

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: curious chartreuse gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811664)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: adventurous avocado deer antler cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811689)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: trip scourge upon the earth laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811693)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: thriller cyan brethren

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Insane balding heaven coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811704)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Gay potus

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: marvelous sadistic legal warrant point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811828)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: Heady fuchsia station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811864)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: adventurous avocado deer antler cruise ship

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: curious chartreuse gas station

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: disrespectful chocolate macaca garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812229)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: galvanic dark forum

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: curious chartreuse gas station

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Brindle apoplectic locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49816092)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Passionate trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49816495)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: thriller cyan brethren

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: thriller cyan brethren

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811728)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: marvelous sadistic legal warrant point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811827)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: concupiscible theatre clown

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811592)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: .,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,


how many

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49849455)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: racy wine plaza

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: clear arousing degenerate

180 wholesome unique experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811602)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: racy wine plaza

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: indigo ticket booth turdskin

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: racy wine plaza

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: Talented cordovan faggotry striped hyena

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49818410)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: Gold nowag university

(stone cold steve austin tp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49818527)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Green Lascivious Bawdyhouse Double Fault

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Gay potus

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: curious chartreuse gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812222)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: startling excitant sex offender

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: electric weed whacker old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811705)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: Swashbuckling navy rehab

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: Insane balding heaven coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811711)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: marvelous sadistic legal warrant point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811829)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: Aromatic senate

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: chrome temple

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: Jade ladyboy

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: chrome temple

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle house son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49823429)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Insane balding heaven coldplay fan

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Fluffy salmon antidepressant drug

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: irate lodge

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Magical Toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811884)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Vibrant Coffee Pot

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Swashbuckling navy rehab

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: clear arousing degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811896)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Motley Slimy Yarmulke Boltzmann

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: electric weed whacker old irish cottage

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: Motley Slimy Yarmulke Boltzmann

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: khaki reading party

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: Motley Slimy Yarmulke Boltzmann

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: khaki reading party

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Motley Slimy Yarmulke Boltzmann

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: khaki reading party

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: Motley Slimy Yarmulke Boltzmann

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: khaki reading party

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Motley Slimy Yarmulke Boltzmann

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: khaki reading party

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy exciting mediation athletic conference

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: khaki reading party

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Motley Slimy Yarmulke Boltzmann

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: khaki reading party

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: stirring international law enforcement agency wagecucks

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Umber hell prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: Plum Pontificating Den

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: Motley Slimy Yarmulke Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: glassy juggernaut spot

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Plum Pontificating Den

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Rusted hateful abode nibblets

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: Plum Pontificating Den

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: Gold nowag university

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: curious chartreuse gas station

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Plum Pontificating Den

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: amber sanctuary patrolman

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Floppy french chef marketing idea

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Plum Pontificating Den

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Floppy french chef marketing idea

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: curious chartreuse gas station

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: Plum Pontificating Den

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: Rusted hateful abode nibblets

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed sable love of her life

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: curious chartreuse gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Emerald Titillating Menage Psychic

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: adventurous avocado deer antler cruise ship

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: chrome temple

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Emerald Titillating Menage Psychic

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: beady-eyed sable love of her life

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: chrome temple

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: beady-eyed sable love of her life

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: glassy juggernaut spot

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Brindle apoplectic locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: honey-headed feces

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Brindle apoplectic locale

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy exciting mediation athletic conference

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: glassy juggernaut spot

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: curious chartreuse gas station

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Jade ladyboy

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: curious chartreuse gas station

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Jade ladyboy

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: curious chartreuse gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: nudist candlestick maker business firm

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Jade ladyboy

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: clear arousing degenerate

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: Floppy french chef marketing idea

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: infuriating water buffalo crackhouse

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Lime laughsome corner

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed sable love of her life

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Floppy french chef marketing idea

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: nudist candlestick maker business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed sable love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: Gold nowag university

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac brunch boiling water

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: Razzle Public Bath

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Red Supple Alpha

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: bronze church building

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: curious chartreuse gas station

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: bronze church building

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: curious chartreuse gas station

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: bronze church building

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: curious chartreuse gas station

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Green Lascivious Bawdyhouse Double Fault

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Passionate trust fund

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: bronze church building

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: Green Lascivious Bawdyhouse Double Fault

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: bronze church building

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: bronze church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Claret dead internal respiration

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Green Lascivious Bawdyhouse Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Rusted hateful abode nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Jade ladyboy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone hyperactive shitlib

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle house son of senegal

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Cerebral smoky kitty

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Brindle apoplectic locale

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Cerebral smoky kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Brindle apoplectic locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: pearl slippery casino

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Cerebral smoky kitty

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Brindle apoplectic locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: coiffed hairraiser fat ankles dopamine

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: charismatic range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: dashing blue box office tank

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Shimmering mind-boggling foreskin

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Diverse market

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Green Lascivious Bawdyhouse Double Fault

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: glassy juggernaut spot

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Green Lascivious Bawdyhouse Double Fault

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Claret dead internal respiration

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: Green Lascivious Bawdyhouse Double Fault

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Claret dead internal respiration

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Green Lascivious Bawdyhouse Double Fault

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Claret dead internal respiration

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Green Lascivious Bawdyhouse Double Fault

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: clear arousing degenerate

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Floppy french chef marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: Learning disabled halford

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: Stimulating elastic band

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: curious chartreuse gas station

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Learning disabled halford

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: curious chartreuse gas station

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: Learning disabled halford

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: curious chartreuse gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: bateful becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: glassy juggernaut spot

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Learning disabled halford

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: glassy juggernaut spot

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: bateful becky

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Learning disabled halford

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: bateful becky

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: glassy juggernaut spot

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: Stimulating elastic band

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: curious chartreuse gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Brindle apoplectic locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: Gold nowag university

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: Poppy gaping

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Insane balding heaven coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Metal Brass Hissy Fit Round Eye

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: curious chartreuse gas station

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz know-it-all theater stage

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: Unholy 180 step-uncle's house sweet tailpipe

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Brindle apoplectic locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: splenetic histrionic telephone school cafeteria

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: electric weed whacker old irish cottage

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: iridescent big national

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: iridescent big national

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Provocative piazza

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: adventurous avocado deer antler cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49824367)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49844888)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,,,.,.,.,.,., (ballrooms-r-us)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49844908)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: .,,...,,..,......,,,..,,,.,...,.,,,..,.,


done a commercial for white goods

some other stuff, like live on a foreign military base, or the espn scripps national spelling bee, or take college credits from 11 different schools, probably some college board posters would've done, but i'm probably the last one still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49849538)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: SickoMode

Hopped the border when I was a kid. Walked from TJ to SD. Got on a plane and flew to Phoenix. My mom asked an immigration agent where our gate was because he spoke Spanish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49849551)



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Date: April 28th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: oomox

I guess I haven't actually answered this for real yet.

- I might be the only one to take this path after the college board was already dead: discovered XO before college as someone who was considering law school, was convinced by poasters NOT to go to law school, and stuck around for another 15+ years.

- was in the center of a highly-publicized XO love triangle, had a separate ex follow me around the bort several years after the relationship, AND am Eskimo sisters with another poaster with our common connection being someone we both met IRL, not through XO. Surely that combo is unique.

- went on tour with Max Cavalera

- played a show with acclaimed Ukrainian death metal band Jinjer

- wrote a Python script to model a probability distribution as a pretense to send my boss slutty pictures

- told a cat-caller my salary (this one is not nearly as douchey as it sounds, it all makes sense in context)

Will edit if I think of MOAR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49849598)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Refunkulus (I Always Post Always TP)

Released numerous ideas/concepts/theories into the thoughtstream that are now broadly discussed today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2...id..#49858354)