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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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What a 180, I wish I could see the video
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dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
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Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
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cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Laughsome Abnormal Senate Famous Landscape Painting

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: Laughsome Abnormal Senate Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: Laughsome Abnormal Senate Famous Landscape Painting



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: well-lubricated spectacular prole

lol at white womyn

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Ocher alpha faggot firefighter

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: diverse shimmering native

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Hairless keepsake machete indirect expression

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id..#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: Umber Frum Box Office Friendly Grandma

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id..#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Hairless keepsake machete indirect expression

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Misunderstood den mother

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: high-end quadroon pocket flask

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Ass Problems



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: Laughsome Abnormal Senate Famous Landscape Painting

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id..#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Duck-like Forum

tyft

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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: bronze people who are hurt messiness

180

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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: Primrose contagious national water buffalo

awesome

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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: Galvanic heaven



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: pink sandwich

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Titillating rigor

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id..#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Insecure Patrolman Center

18000000000

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: Bateful grizzly tanning salon

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2...id..#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: Ruddy Rebellious Police Squad

lmao

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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: aqua supple location multi-billionaire



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: aqua supple location multi-billionaire



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Impressive home fat ankles



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