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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Carnelian cuckold market
  08/14/13
tell me
Aromatic nubile den
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Carnelian cuckold market
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Pink area
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
beta station
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
territorial henna roommate black woman
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Violent blood rage
  05/12/15
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sinister red jew
  05/12/15
so underrated
Jet-lagged thriller lodge
  01/19/16
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lavender confused rehab volcanic crater
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vivacious mewling chapel son of senegal
  03/31/18
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magenta kitty cat nibblets
  07/18/18
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Turquoise trump supporter crotch
  12/16/21
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Lake wonderful idea he suggested
  02/16/23
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Lascivious Background Story Native
  12/11/24
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big travel guidebook
  06/11/25
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Snowy Hairy Legs
  08/12/25
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Contagious whorehouse
  08/12/25
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big travel guidebook
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Canary trip corner
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
saffron nursing home
  08/14/13
lmao
Aromatic nubile den
  05/12/15
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Geriatric Church
  12/11/24
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Lascivious Background Story Native
  12/11/24
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Canary trip corner
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
blue rigpig
  08/14/13
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Pink area
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Carnelian cuckold market
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Odious puppy hunting ground
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Carnelian cuckold market
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Carnelian cuckold market
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Carnelian cuckold market
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
rofl
Aromatic nubile den
  08/14/13
180
Turquoise trump supporter crotch
  08/14/13
rofl
ungodly avocado weed whacker juggernaut
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
garnet vigorous associate property
  08/14/13
lol
mahogany legal warrant ratface
  08/14/13
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Cowardly Supple Haunted Graveyard
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lavender confused rehab volcanic crater
  03/10/14
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infuriating dashing stag film
  03/24/21
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Lake wonderful idea he suggested
  02/16/23
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Snowy Hairy Legs
  08/12/25
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Laughsome ruddy half-breed
  08/14/13
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Pink area
  08/14/13
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Laughsome ruddy half-breed
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Carnelian cuckold market
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
saffron nursing home
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Laughsome ruddy half-breed
  08/14/13
best of thread
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
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Soul-stirring Affirmative Action
  08/14/13
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Lascivious Background Story Native
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Lascivious Background Story Native
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Carnelian cuckold market
  08/14/13
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Pink area
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Carnelian cuckold market
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Pink area
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Carnelian cuckold market
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Pink area
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Chestnut magical menage
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
saffron nursing home
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Up-to-no-good motley doctorate toilet seat
  08/14/13
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Aromatic nubile den
  08/14/13
180
Dull Marvelous Trailer Park Mediation
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Burgundy church building
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Cowardly Supple Haunted Graveyard
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Carnelian cuckold market
  08/17/13
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Violent blood rage
  01/19/16
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vivacious mewling chapel son of senegal
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Up-to-no-good motley doctorate toilet seat
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Soul-stirring Affirmative Action
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Soul-stirring Affirmative Action
  08/14/13
lol
Deep Faggotry
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Carnelian cuckold market
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Laughsome ruddy half-breed
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
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Soul-stirring Affirmative Action
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
razzmatazz carmine mad cow disease partner
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comical garrison pistol
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Carnelian cuckold market
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Laughsome ruddy half-breed
  08/14/13
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khaki appetizing brethren
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Carnelian cuckold market
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Carnelian cuckold market
  08/14/13
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Soul-stirring Affirmative Action
  08/14/13
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fragrant amethyst plaza
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fragrant amethyst plaza
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infuriating dashing stag film
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Carnelian cuckold market
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Soul-stirring Affirmative Action
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Soul-stirring Affirmative Action
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
grizzly spectacular shrine private investor
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
costumed space
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Odious puppy hunting ground
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Odious puppy hunting ground
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Turquoise trump supporter crotch
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Galvanic coral library stock car
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
flirting university sweet tailpipe
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Soul-stirring Affirmative Action
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
costumed space
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
grizzly spectacular shrine private investor
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
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Slippery Office
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
costumed space
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
costumed space
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
costumed space
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
costumed space
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
costumed space
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
costumed space
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Pink area
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Pink area
  08/14/13
whatever
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Pontificating sex offender
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Soul-stirring Affirmative Action
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Laughsome ruddy half-breed
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Carnelian cuckold market
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Carnelian cuckold market
  08/14/13
lol
Dull Marvelous Trailer Park Mediation
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Carnelian cuckold market
  08/14/13
180
Turquoise trump supporter crotch
  08/14/13
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glittery haunting indian lodge
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Laughsome ruddy half-breed
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Carnelian cuckold market
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Carnelian cuckold market
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
fantasy-prone jewess
  08/14/13
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fantasy-prone jewess
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Carnelian cuckold market
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Carnelian cuckold market
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Turquoise trump supporter crotch
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Turquoise trump supporter crotch
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Pink area
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Pink area
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
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massive 180 immigrant
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Dull Marvelous Trailer Park Mediation
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Zombie-like racy voyeur senate
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Adventurous stage police squad
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Turquoise trump supporter crotch
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Turquoise trump supporter crotch
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Soul-stirring Affirmative Action
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Turquoise trump supporter crotch
  08/14/13
165
curious parlour newt
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Carnelian cuckold market
  08/14/13
lmao
Pink area
  08/14/13
...
Slippery Office
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Swashbuckling Violet Range
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
startled site giraffe
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Carnelian cuckold market
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Carnelian cuckold market
  08/14/13
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fantasy-prone jewess
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
Pics?
translucent heady selfie
  08/14/13
link?
Geriatric Church
  08/17/13
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Aromatic nubile den
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
aphrodisiac marketing idea forum
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
poppy mother
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Soul-stirring Affirmative Action
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Topaz Angry Spot
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
vibrant abusive useless brakes
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
vibrant abusive useless brakes
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
vibrant abusive useless brakes
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Fishy prole
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
hairraiser skinny woman tanning salon
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
vibrant abusive useless brakes
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Rose big-titted electric furnace
  08/14/13
Underrated
curious parlour newt
  08/15/13
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lavender confused rehab volcanic crater
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
hairraiser skinny woman tanning salon
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Rose big-titted electric furnace
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
cerebral aquamarine orchestra pit regret
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Soul-stirring Affirmative Action
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
exhilarant salmon hominid
  08/14/13
lol
mahogany legal warrant ratface
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
exhilarant salmon hominid
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
mahogany legal warrant ratface
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
exhilarant salmon hominid
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
hairraiser skinny woman tanning salon
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
puce diverse public bath
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
grizzly spectacular shrine private investor
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
navy goal in life
  08/14/13
180
Twinkling bonkers boltzmann
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
mahogany legal warrant ratface
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Cowardly Supple Haunted Graveyard
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
mahogany legal warrant ratface
  08/14/13
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Peach razzle-dazzle ladyboy windowlicker
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Emerald dopamine
  08/14/13
180
vibrant abusive useless brakes
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Rose big-titted electric furnace
  08/15/13
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Topaz Angry Spot
  08/17/13
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Purple cracking center
  09/11/13
Lmao
Drunken idiot
  06/07/17
...
Snowy Hairy Legs
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
bipolar internet-worthy deer antler
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Peach razzle-dazzle ladyboy windowlicker
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Concupiscible temple people who are hurt
  08/14/13
lol
vibrant abusive useless brakes
  08/14/13
...
Self-absorbed resort
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Multi-colored Citrine Address
  08/14/13
180
arousing hall
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
drab box office mental disorder
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Shaky irradiated reading party
  08/17/13
poignant
Bat Shit Crazy Pervert Gas Station
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Charcoal Scourge Upon The Earth Locale
  08/17/13
...
Peach razzle-dazzle ladyboy windowlicker
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Purple cracking center
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
fragrant amethyst plaza
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
cerebral aquamarine orchestra pit regret
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
territorial henna roommate black woman
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Sooty generalized bond
  12/28/13
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provocative white patrolman
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
soggy sadistic location
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Tan razzle home yarmulke
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Excitant trust fund friendly grandma
  03/10/14
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Violent blood rage
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
razzmatazz carmine mad cow disease partner
  05/12/15
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crimson stimulating step-uncle's house
  01/19/16
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Cowardly Supple Haunted Graveyard
  10/25/17
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Geriatric Church
  11/29/15
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Geriatric Church
  12/23/15
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Violent blood rage
  01/05/16
...
Geriatric Church
  03/13/16
I want pizza
boyish bronze philosopher-king
  06/07/17
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crimson stimulating step-uncle's house
  09/22/17
...
Carnelian cuckold market
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Mischievous Base Sneaky Criminal
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
cerise school pozpig
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Mischievous Base Sneaky Criminal
  07/18/18
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infuriating dashing stag film
  04/30/19
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Geriatric Church
  06/21/20
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Geriatric Church
  06/23/20
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fluffy quadroon
  07/11/20
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infuriating dashing stag film
  12/16/21
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infuriating dashing stag film
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Carnelian cuckold market



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Aromatic nubile den

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Carnelian cuckold market

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Pink area

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: beta station

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: territorial henna roommate black woman

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Violent blood rage

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: sinister red jew



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Jet-lagged thriller lodge

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: lavender confused rehab volcanic crater



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: vivacious mewling chapel son of senegal



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Turquoise trump supporter crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Lake wonderful idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Lascivious Background Story Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: big travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Snowy Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Contagious whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: big travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Canary trip corner

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: saffron nursing home

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Aromatic nubile den

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Geriatric Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Lascivious Background Story Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Canary trip corner

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: blue rigpig

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Pink area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Carnelian cuckold market

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Odious puppy hunting ground

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Carnelian cuckold market

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Carnelian cuckold market

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Carnelian cuckold market

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Fishy prole

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Aromatic nubile den

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Turquoise trump supporter crotch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: ungodly avocado weed whacker juggernaut

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: garnet vigorous associate property

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: mahogany legal warrant ratface

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Cowardly Supple Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: lavender confused rehab volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: infuriating dashing stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Lake wonderful idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Snowy Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Laughsome ruddy half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Pink area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Laughsome ruddy half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Carnelian cuckold market

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: saffron nursing home

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Laughsome ruddy half-breed

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Fishy prole

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Lascivious Background Story Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Lascivious Background Story Native

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Carnelian cuckold market

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Pink area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Carnelian cuckold market

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Pink area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Carnelian cuckold market

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Pink area

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Fishy prole

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Chestnut magical menage

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: saffron nursing home

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good motley doctorate toilet seat

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Aromatic nubile den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Dull Marvelous Trailer Park Mediation

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Burgundy church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Cowardly Supple Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Carnelian cuckold market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Violent blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: vivacious mewling chapel son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good motley doctorate toilet seat

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Affirmative Action

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Affirmative Action

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Deep Faggotry

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Carnelian cuckold market

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Laughsome ruddy half-breed

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Fishy prole

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: razzmatazz carmine mad cow disease partner

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: comical garrison pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Carnelian cuckold market

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Laughsome ruddy half-breed

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: khaki appetizing brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Carnelian cuckold market

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Fishy prole

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Carnelian cuckold market

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: fragrant amethyst plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: fragrant amethyst plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: infuriating dashing stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Carnelian cuckold market

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Fishy prole

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Affirmative Action

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Fishy prole

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Affirmative Action

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: grizzly spectacular shrine private investor

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: costumed space

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Fishy prole

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Odious puppy hunting ground

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Fishy prole

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Odious puppy hunting ground

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Fishy prole

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Turquoise trump supporter crotch

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Galvanic coral library stock car

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: flirting university sweet tailpipe

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Affirmative Action

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Fishy prole

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: costumed space

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: grizzly spectacular shrine private investor

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Fishy prole

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Slippery Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: costumed space

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Fishy prole

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: costumed space

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Fishy prole

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: costumed space

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Fishy prole

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: costumed space

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Fishy prole

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: costumed space

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Fishy prole

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: costumed space

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Fishy prole

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Pink area

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Fishy prole

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Pink area

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Fishy prole

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Pontificating sex offender

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Affirmative Action

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Laughsome ruddy half-breed

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Carnelian cuckold market

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Carnelian cuckold market

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Dull Marvelous Trailer Park Mediation

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Carnelian cuckold market

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Turquoise trump supporter crotch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: glittery haunting indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Laughsome ruddy half-breed

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Carnelian cuckold market

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Carnelian cuckold market

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: fantasy-prone jewess

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: fantasy-prone jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Carnelian cuckold market

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Carnelian cuckold market

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Fishy prole

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Turquoise trump supporter crotch

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Fishy prole

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Turquoise trump supporter crotch

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Pink area

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Pink area

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Fishy prole

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: massive 180 immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Dull Marvelous Trailer Park Mediation

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Zombie-like racy voyeur senate

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Adventurous stage police squad

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Turquoise trump supporter crotch

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Fishy prole

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Turquoise trump supporter crotch

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Affirmative Action

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Fishy prole

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Turquoise trump supporter crotch

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: curious parlour newt

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Carnelian cuckold market

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Pink area

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Slippery Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Violet Range

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Fishy prole

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: startled site giraffe

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Carnelian cuckold market

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Carnelian cuckold market

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: fantasy-prone jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Fishy prole

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: translucent heady selfie

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Geriatric Church

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Aromatic nubile den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: aphrodisiac marketing idea forum

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: poppy mother

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Affirmative Action

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Topaz Angry Spot

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Fishy prole

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: vibrant abusive useless brakes

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Fishy prole

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: vibrant abusive useless brakes

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Fishy prole

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: vibrant abusive useless brakes

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Fishy prole

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: hairraiser skinny woman tanning salon

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: vibrant abusive useless brakes

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Rose big-titted electric furnace

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: curious parlour newt

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: lavender confused rehab volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: hairraiser skinny woman tanning salon

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Rose big-titted electric furnace

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: cerebral aquamarine orchestra pit regret

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Affirmative Action

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: exhilarant salmon hominid

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: mahogany legal warrant ratface

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: exhilarant salmon hominid

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: mahogany legal warrant ratface

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: exhilarant salmon hominid

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: hairraiser skinny woman tanning salon

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: puce diverse public bath

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: grizzly spectacular shrine private investor

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: navy goal in life

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Twinkling bonkers boltzmann

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: mahogany legal warrant ratface

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Cowardly Supple Haunted Graveyard

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: mahogany legal warrant ratface

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Peach razzle-dazzle ladyboy windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Emerald dopamine



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: vibrant abusive useless brakes

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Rose big-titted electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Topaz Angry Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Purple cracking center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Drunken idiot

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Snowy Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: bipolar internet-worthy deer antler

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Peach razzle-dazzle ladyboy windowlicker

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Concupiscible temple people who are hurt

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: vibrant abusive useless brakes

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Self-absorbed resort



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Multi-colored Citrine Address

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: arousing hall

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: drab box office mental disorder

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Shaky irradiated reading party

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Pervert Gas Station

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Charcoal Scourge Upon The Earth Locale

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Peach razzle-dazzle ladyboy windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Purple cracking center

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: fragrant amethyst plaza

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: cerebral aquamarine orchestra pit regret

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: territorial henna roommate black woman

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Sooty generalized bond

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: provocative white patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: soggy sadistic location

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Tan razzle home yarmulke

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Excitant trust fund friendly grandma

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Violent blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: razzmatazz carmine mad cow disease partner

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: crimson stimulating step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Cowardly Supple Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Geriatric Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Geriatric Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Violent blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Geriatric Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: boyish bronze philosopher-king

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: crimson stimulating step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Carnelian cuckold market



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Mischievous Base Sneaky Criminal

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: cerise school pozpig

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Mischievous Base Sneaky Criminal

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: infuriating dashing stag film



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Geriatric Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Geriatric Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: fluffy quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: infuriating dashing stag film



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: infuriating dashing stag film



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