\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

...
Bronze state keepsake machete
  08/14/13
tell me
racy fuchsia space
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Bronze state keepsake machete
  08/14/13
lol tyft
aromatic resort puppy
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Bat-shit-crazy bearded shrine
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Beady-eyed violent kitchen giraffe
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Vibrant jet-lagged hissy fit
  05/12/15
...
charismatic yellow hell
  05/12/15
so underrated
narrow-minded piazza
  01/19/16
...
costumed selfie alpha
  06/07/17
...
slippery pearl senate
  03/31/18
...
yapping coiffed abode stock car
  07/18/18
...
Idiotic meetinghouse
  07/18/18
...
cerebral splenetic location
  12/16/21
...
Ruby bateful ratface
  02/16/23
...
lascivious mexican dingle berry
  12/11/24
...
Vigorous Pea-brained School
  06/11/25
...
exhilarant up-to-no-good business firm
  08/12/25
...
Hilarious bistre twinkling uncleanness theater
  08/12/25
...
Vigorous Pea-brained School
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
stimulating orchestra pit
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Hyperactive whorehouse
  08/14/13
lmao
racy fuchsia space
  05/12/15
...
Disgusting wonderful set cuck
  12/11/24
...
lascivious mexican dingle berry
  12/11/24
...
Disgusting wonderful set cuck
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
stimulating orchestra pit
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Pearly comical national nowag
  08/14/13
...
aromatic resort puppy
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Bronze state keepsake machete
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
chartreuse frozen faggot firefighter step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Bronze state keepsake machete
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Bronze state keepsake machete
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Bronze state keepsake machete
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
rofl
racy fuchsia space
  08/14/13
180
cerebral splenetic location
  08/14/13
rofl
laughsome learning disabled volcanic crater
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Claret masturbator field
  08/14/13
lol
plum heady house rigpig
  08/14/13
...
thriller thirsty cruise ship wagecucks
  08/14/13
...
costumed selfie alpha
  03/10/14
...
Dull Seedy Library
  03/24/21
...
Ruby bateful ratface
  02/16/23
...
exhilarant up-to-no-good business firm
  08/12/25
...
Sinister zippy sanctuary
  08/14/13
...
aromatic resort puppy
  08/14/13
...
Sinister zippy sanctuary
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Bronze state keepsake machete
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Hyperactive whorehouse
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Sinister zippy sanctuary
  08/14/13
best of thread
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
...
Hairraiser alcoholic parlor
  08/14/13
...
lascivious mexican dingle berry
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
lascivious mexican dingle berry
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Bronze state keepsake machete
  08/14/13
...
aromatic resort puppy
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Bronze state keepsake machete
  08/14/13
...
aromatic resort puppy
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Bronze state keepsake machete
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
aromatic resort puppy
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Motley degenerate
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Hyperactive whorehouse
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
Razzle-dazzle Chest-beating Main People Institution
  08/14/13
...
racy fuchsia space
  08/14/13
180
orange aphrodisiac police squad turdskin
  08/14/13
...
bonkers school cafeteria
  08/14/13
...
thriller thirsty cruise ship wagecucks
  08/15/13
...
Bronze state keepsake machete
  08/17/13
...
Vibrant jet-lagged hissy fit
  01/19/16
...
slippery pearl senate
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Razzle-dazzle Chest-beating Main People Institution
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Hairraiser alcoholic parlor
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Hairraiser alcoholic parlor
  08/14/13
lol
talented domesticated site roommate
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Bronze state keepsake machete
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Sinister zippy sanctuary
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
...
Hairraiser alcoholic parlor
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
flatulent marvelous dilemma
  08/14/13
...
Buck-toothed market
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Bronze state keepsake machete
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Sinister zippy sanctuary
  08/14/13
...
Crawly Electric Furnace Coffee Pot
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Bronze state keepsake machete
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Bronze state keepsake machete
  08/14/13
...
Hairraiser alcoholic parlor
  08/14/13
...
elite hairy legs
  09/11/13
...
elite hairy legs
  02/16/23
...
Dull Seedy Library
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Bronze state keepsake machete
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Hairraiser alcoholic parlor
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Hairraiser alcoholic parlor
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Ebony supple casino ape
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Chestnut misunderstood pit
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
chartreuse frozen faggot firefighter step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
chartreuse frozen faggot firefighter step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
cerebral splenetic location
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
vivacious greedy brunch toaster
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Green ticket booth
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Hairraiser alcoholic parlor
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Chestnut misunderstood pit
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Ebony supple casino ape
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
...
turquoise histrionic corner
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Chestnut misunderstood pit
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Chestnut misunderstood pit
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Chestnut misunderstood pit
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Chestnut misunderstood pit
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Chestnut misunderstood pit
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Chestnut misunderstood pit
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
aromatic resort puppy
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
aromatic resort puppy
  08/14/13
whatever
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Translucent contagious area
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Hairraiser alcoholic parlor
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Sinister zippy sanctuary
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Bronze state keepsake machete
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Bronze state keepsake machete
  08/14/13
lol
orange aphrodisiac police squad turdskin
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Bronze state keepsake machete
  08/14/13
180
cerebral splenetic location
  08/14/13
...
magenta plaza
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Sinister zippy sanctuary
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Bronze state keepsake machete
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Bronze state keepsake machete
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
mind-boggling tattoo office
  08/14/13
...
mind-boggling tattoo office
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Bronze state keepsake machete
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Bronze state keepsake machete
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
cerebral splenetic location
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
cerebral splenetic location
  08/14/13
lol tyft
aromatic resort puppy
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
aromatic resort puppy
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
...
Galvanic station reading party
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
orange aphrodisiac police squad turdskin
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Kink-friendly Mentally Impaired Faggotry
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Bipolar mad cow disease lay
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
cerebral splenetic location
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
cerebral splenetic location
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Hairraiser alcoholic parlor
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
cerebral splenetic location
  08/14/13
165
Carnelian fiercely-loyal university
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Bronze state keepsake machete
  08/14/13
lmao
aromatic resort puppy
  08/14/13
...
turquoise histrionic corner
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
dashing filthpig travel guidebook
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
pungent native deer antler
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Bronze state keepsake machete
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Bronze state keepsake machete
  08/14/13
...
mind-boggling tattoo office
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
Pics?
swashbuckling becky kitty cat
  08/14/13
link?
Disgusting wonderful set cuck
  08/17/13
...
racy fuchsia space
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
overrated national security agency public bath
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Stirring Talking Gay Wizard Gunner
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Hairraiser alcoholic parlor
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
aquamarine glittery windowlicker karate
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
pale painfully honest water buffalo den
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
pale painfully honest water buffalo den
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
pale painfully honest water buffalo den
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Diverse Sexy Boltzmann
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
soul-stirring organic girlfriend stead
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
pale painfully honest water buffalo den
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
canary athletic conference
  08/14/13
Underrated
Carnelian fiercely-loyal university
  08/15/13
...
costumed selfie alpha
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
soul-stirring organic girlfriend stead
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
canary athletic conference
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
ocher center
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Hairraiser alcoholic parlor
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
cerise passionate dysfunction
  08/14/13
lol
plum heady house rigpig
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
cerise passionate dysfunction
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
plum heady house rigpig
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
cerise passionate dysfunction
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
soul-stirring organic girlfriend stead
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
spectacular cyan heaven
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Ebony supple casino ape
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
lavender violent son of senegal
  08/14/13
180
big-titted stage
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
plum heady house rigpig
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
thriller thirsty cruise ship wagecucks
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
plum heady house rigpig
  08/14/13
...
obsidian multi-colored trust fund tank
  08/14/13
...
Honey-headed Wrinkle
  08/14/13
180
pale painfully honest water buffalo den
  08/14/13
...
canary athletic conference
  08/15/13
...
aquamarine glittery windowlicker karate
  08/17/13
...
curious umber spot codepig
  09/11/13
Lmao
sadistic big black woman
  06/07/17
...
exhilarant up-to-no-good business firm
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
anal amber halford
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
obsidian multi-colored trust fund tank
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
opaque razzmatazz jew indirect expression
  08/14/13
lol
pale painfully honest water buffalo den
  08/14/13
...
Flickering toilet seat hall
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
bossy principal's office
  08/14/13
180
saffron crackhouse circlehead
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
lemon aggressive macaca range
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Useless church building private investor
  08/17/13
poignant
Dead mauve messiness chad
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
duck-like 180 church
  08/17/13
...
obsidian multi-colored trust fund tank
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
curious umber spot codepig
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
elite hairy legs
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
ocher center
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Beady-eyed violent kitchen giraffe
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Slate zombie-like bawdyhouse telephone
  12/28/13
...
Peach Titillating Point
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
gay odious theatre old irish cottage
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Fragrant topaz trailer park mental disorder
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
concupiscible tantric theater stage
  03/10/14
...
Vibrant jet-lagged hissy fit
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
flatulent marvelous dilemma
  05/12/15
...
Purple Appetizing Philosopher-king
  01/19/16
...
thriller thirsty cruise ship wagecucks
  10/25/17
...
Disgusting wonderful set cuck
  11/29/15
...
Disgusting wonderful set cuck
  12/23/15
...
Vibrant jet-lagged hissy fit
  01/05/16
...
Disgusting wonderful set cuck
  03/13/16
I want pizza
exciting temple
  06/07/17
...
Purple Appetizing Philosopher-king
  09/22/17
...
Bronze state keepsake machete
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Arousing parlour
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
irradiated pocket flask
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Arousing parlour
  07/18/18
...
Dull Seedy Library
  04/30/19
...
Disgusting wonderful set cuck
  06/21/20
...
Disgusting wonderful set cuck
  06/23/20
...
floppy sick boiling water sweet tailpipe
  07/11/20
...
Dull Seedy Library
  12/16/21
...
Dull Seedy Library
  03/22/22


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Bronze state keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836076)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: racy fuchsia space

tell me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836078)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Bronze state keepsake machete

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836089)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: aromatic resort puppy

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836102)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy bearded shrine

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24727496)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed violent kitchen giraffe

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24727525)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Vibrant jet-lagged hissy fit

fucking lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#27872815)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: charismatic yellow hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#27872817)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: narrow-minded piazza

so underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#29635524)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: costumed selfie alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#33497582)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: slippery pearl senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#35731933)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: yapping coiffed abode stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#36451105)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Idiotic meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#36451110)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: cerebral splenetic location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#43620987)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Ruby bateful ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#45943077)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: lascivious mexican dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#48436917)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Vigorous Pea-brained School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49005046)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: exhilarant up-to-no-good business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49179088)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Hilarious bistre twinkling uncleanness theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49179095)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Vigorous Pea-brained School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49580373)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: stimulating orchestra pit

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836081)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Hyperactive whorehouse

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836082)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: racy fuchsia space

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#27872800)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Disgusting wonderful set cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#48436916)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: lascivious mexican dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#48436918)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Disgusting wonderful set cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49982196)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: stimulating orchestra pit

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836085)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Pearly comical national nowag

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836088)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: aromatic resort puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836099)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Bronze state keepsake machete

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836103)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: chartreuse frozen faggot firefighter step-uncle's house

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836236)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Bronze state keepsake machete

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836108)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Bronze state keepsake machete

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836113)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Bronze state keepsake machete

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836121)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836142)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: racy fuchsia space

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836195)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: cerebral splenetic location

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836415)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: laughsome learning disabled volcanic crater

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836446)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Claret masturbator field

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837007)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: plum heady house rigpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837358)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: thriller thirsty cruise ship wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838721)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: costumed selfie alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#25165720)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Dull Seedy Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#42157979)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Ruby bateful ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#45943078)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: exhilarant up-to-no-good business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49179090)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Sinister zippy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836155)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: aromatic resort puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836159)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Sinister zippy sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836157)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Bronze state keepsake machete

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836162)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Hyperactive whorehouse

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836166)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Sinister zippy sanctuary

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836169)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836179)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Hairraiser alcoholic parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836194)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: lascivious mexican dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#48436921)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: lascivious mexican dingle berry

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#48436925)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Bronze state keepsake machete

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836176)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: aromatic resort puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836361)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Bronze state keepsake machete

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836180)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: aromatic resort puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836362)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Bronze state keepsake machete

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836183)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: aromatic resort puppy

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836364)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836184)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Motley degenerate

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836187)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Hyperactive whorehouse

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836188)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Chest-beating Main People Institution

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836189)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: racy fuchsia space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836203)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: orange aphrodisiac police squad turdskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837697)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: bonkers school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838037)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: thriller thirsty cruise ship wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23846455)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Bronze state keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23857525)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Vibrant jet-lagged hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#29635464)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: slippery pearl senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#35731944)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Chest-beating Main People Institution

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836190)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Hairraiser alcoholic parlor

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836193)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Hairraiser alcoholic parlor

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836197)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: talented domesticated site roommate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837616)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Bronze state keepsake machete

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836199)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Sinister zippy sanctuary

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836200)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836206)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Hairraiser alcoholic parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836231)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: flatulent marvelous dilemma

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23842193)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Buck-toothed market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#35731905)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Bronze state keepsake machete

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836205)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Sinister zippy sanctuary

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836212)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Crawly Electric Furnace Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24884254)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Bronze state keepsake machete

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836214)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836219)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Bronze state keepsake machete

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836222)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Hairraiser alcoholic parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836228)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: elite hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24031386)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: elite hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#45943056)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Dull Seedy Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#45943063)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Bronze state keepsake machete

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836226)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836230)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Hairraiser alcoholic parlor

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836227)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836232)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Hairraiser alcoholic parlor

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836243)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Ebony supple casino ape

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836246)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Chestnut misunderstood pit

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836235)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836248)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: chartreuse frozen faggot firefighter step-uncle's house

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836251)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836270)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: chartreuse frozen faggot firefighter step-uncle's house

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836281)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836408)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: cerebral splenetic location

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836424)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: vivacious greedy brunch toaster

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837041)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Green ticket booth

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49005049)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Hairraiser alcoholic parlor

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836253)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836264)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Chestnut misunderstood pit

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836271)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Ebony supple casino ape

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836272)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836284)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: turquoise histrionic corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837356)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Chestnut misunderstood pit

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836269)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836290)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Chestnut misunderstood pit

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836294)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836304)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Chestnut misunderstood pit

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836327)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836338)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Chestnut misunderstood pit

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836349)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836365)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Chestnut misunderstood pit

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836410)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836435)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Chestnut misunderstood pit

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836450)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836458)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: aromatic resort puppy

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836370)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836381)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: aromatic resort puppy

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836390)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836411)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Translucent contagious area

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837750)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Hairraiser alcoholic parlor

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836245)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Sinister zippy sanctuary

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836255)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Bronze state keepsake machete

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836261)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Bronze state keepsake machete

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836259)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: orange aphrodisiac police squad turdskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838842)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Bronze state keepsake machete

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836267)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: cerebral splenetic location

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836312)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: magenta plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837140)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Sinister zippy sanctuary

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836275)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Bronze state keepsake machete

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836279)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Bronze state keepsake machete

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836287)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: mind-boggling tattoo office

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836296)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: mind-boggling tattoo office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836359)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Bronze state keepsake machete

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836314)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Bronze state keepsake machete

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836321)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836334)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: cerebral splenetic location

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836324)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836335)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: cerebral splenetic location

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836380)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: aromatic resort puppy

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836385)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: aromatic resort puppy

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836360)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836369)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Galvanic station reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837284)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: orange aphrodisiac police squad turdskin

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838854)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Mentally Impaired Faggotry

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836378)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Bipolar mad cow disease lay

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836383)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: cerebral splenetic location

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836388)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836392)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: cerebral splenetic location

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836397)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Hairraiser alcoholic parlor

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837002)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837168)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: cerebral splenetic location

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836394)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Carnelian fiercely-loyal university

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23843016)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Bronze state keepsake machete

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836416)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: aromatic resort puppy

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836427)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: turquoise histrionic corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837403)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: dashing filthpig travel guidebook

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836441)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836453)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: pungent native deer antler

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836449)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Bronze state keepsake machete

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836454)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Bronze state keepsake machete

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836460)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: mind-boggling tattoo office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836463)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836486)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: swashbuckling becky kitty cat

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837116)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Disgusting wonderful set cuck

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23857556)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: racy fuchsia space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836492)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: overrated national security agency public bath

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23836472)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Stirring Talking Gay Wizard Gunner

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837009)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Hairraiser alcoholic parlor

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837011)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: aquamarine glittery windowlicker karate

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837125)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837127)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: pale painfully honest water buffalo den

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837130)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837134)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: pale painfully honest water buffalo den

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837136)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837157)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: pale painfully honest water buffalo den

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837159)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Diverse Sexy Boltzmann

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837164)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: soul-stirring organic girlfriend stead

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837131)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: pale painfully honest water buffalo den

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837151)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: canary athletic conference

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837210)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Carnelian fiercely-loyal university

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23843020)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: costumed selfie alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24884222)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: soul-stirring organic girlfriend stead

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837214)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: canary athletic conference

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837218)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: ocher center

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837317)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Hairraiser alcoholic parlor

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837318)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: cerise passionate dysfunction

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837332)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: plum heady house rigpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837361)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: cerise passionate dysfunction

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837387)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: plum heady house rigpig

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837422)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: cerise passionate dysfunction

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837459)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: soul-stirring organic girlfriend stead

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837388)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: spectacular cyan heaven

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837429)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Ebony supple casino ape

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838096)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: lavender violent son of senegal

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837623)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: big-titted stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23842202)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: plum heady house rigpig

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837628)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: thriller thirsty cruise ship wagecucks

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837664)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: plum heady house rigpig

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837667)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: obsidian multi-colored trust fund tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837971)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Honey-headed Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838016)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: pale painfully honest water buffalo den

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23840389)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: canary athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23844315)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: aquamarine glittery windowlicker karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23857531)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: curious umber spot codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24034071)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: sadistic big black woman

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#33497607)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: exhilarant up-to-no-good business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#49179093)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: anal amber halford

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23837735)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: obsidian multi-colored trust fund tank

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838059)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: opaque razzmatazz jew indirect expression

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838084)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: pale painfully honest water buffalo den

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23840387)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Flickering toilet seat hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23846473)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: bossy principal's office

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838290)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: saffron crackhouse circlehead

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23840413)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: lemon aggressive macaca range

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23838305)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Useless church building private investor

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23857544)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Dead mauve messiness chad

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23857679)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: duck-like 180 church

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#23857732)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: obsidian multi-colored trust fund tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24031228)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: curious umber spot codepig

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24031313)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: elite hairy legs

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24031422)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: ocher center

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24034114)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed violent kitchen giraffe

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24727533)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Slate zombie-like bawdyhouse telephone

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24727608)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Peach Titillating Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24804817)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: gay odious theatre old irish cottage

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#24884233)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Fragrant topaz trailer park mental disorder

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#25165762)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: concupiscible tantric theater stage

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#25165774)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Vibrant jet-lagged hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#27872794)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: flatulent marvelous dilemma

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#27872821)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Purple Appetizing Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#29635776)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: thriller thirsty cruise ship wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#34526716)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Disgusting wonderful set cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#29274889)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Disgusting wonderful set cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#29443707)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Vibrant jet-lagged hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#29523743)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Disgusting wonderful set cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#30045225)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: exciting temple

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#33497638)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Purple Appetizing Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#34272404)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Bronze state keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#35731864)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Arousing parlour

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#36451142)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: irradiated pocket flask

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#36451208)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Arousing parlour

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#36451150)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Dull Seedy Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#38165888)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Disgusting wonderful set cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#40468295)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Disgusting wonderful set cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#40482943)



Reply Favorite

Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: floppy sick boiling water sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#40585370)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Dull Seedy Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#43620983)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Dull Seedy Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2...id..#44198924)