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Allbirds pivoting from shoes to AI compute

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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: swollen dingle berry crotch

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/allbirds-inc-executes-50m-convertible-120000880.html

smells like that iced tea company changing its name to long blockchain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2...id..#49818956)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Bearded Crystalline Library Stock Car

TT was shorting a market that sends shoe stocks up 300% on PR statements announcing their pivot to “GPUaaS” lmao

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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: swollen dingle berry crotch



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: Marvelous Magical French Chef



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: carmine cerebral church building place of business



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: swollen dingle berry crotch

*700%

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Date: April 15th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: Ruddy travel guidebook feces

TT could be a 7-millionaire rn if only he'd seen this coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2...id..#49820312)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: swollen dingle berry crotch

Even if he just dumped it all in after seeing this thread he could have doubled his money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2...id..#49820327)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Ruddy travel guidebook feces

cr. Tommy needs to learn to "take a chance" every now and then.

TT if you're reading this, I think there's still a lot of upside here.

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Date: April 15th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: swollen dingle berry crotch



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: razzmatazz jew temple

Lmfao

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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: aggressive liquid oxygen station



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:07 AM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:11 AM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:37 AM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:27 PM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:29 PM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Principal's Office Telephone



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: Yellow psychic shitlib



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:20 AM
Author: Odious Striped Hyena

Newbird, new story. First GPU. Newbird

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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: swollen dingle berry crotch



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:47 PM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:27 PM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: razzmatazz jew temple



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Principal's Office Telephone



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: carmine cerebral church building place of business



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: lilac cocky private investor police squad



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Alcoholic spectacular masturbator boltzmann



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: appetizing native elastic band



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Trip Location Reading Party

Great decision

https://x.com/bulltheoryio/status/2044445705683841252?s=61

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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: peach persian faggotry



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:49 PM
Author: bipolar mint parlour wagecucks

This really seems like one of those “shoeshine boy giving me stock tips” moments.

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Date: April 15th, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: Deep Clown



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Frozen market mood

lol wtf? I own a couple pairs of Allbirds and think they're pretty nice sneakers. Always got the sense that their biggest mistake was raising way too much money. It's a business that should've sold for $1 billion and instead wanted to become Nike 2.0 despite having no possible pathway to making that a reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2...id..#49819845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: Ruddy travel guidebook feces

"AI-native cloud solutions provider" lol

"What do you do?"

"I'm a digital nomad working in the AI-native cloud solutions space. hbu?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2...id..#49820305)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: Duck-like sticky set

wouldnt a shoe have information on your location/the way you step/your weight health?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2...id..#49820308)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Fanboi Mother

Where they're going, they don't need shoes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2...id..#49820408)