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Judaism is cr in that Earth is the lowest plane and absolute sps

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Internet-worthy corner
  12/25/25
what the hell does this even "mean"
dashing orchid space yarmulke
  12/25/25
The you on earth is the penultimate you in Judaism. When you...
Thriller locus water buffalo
  12/25/25
doesn't seem consistent w experience
dashing orchid space yarmulke
  12/25/25
You died and joined the god head and then came back to tell ...
Thriller locus water buffalo
  12/25/25
buncha times
dashing orchid space yarmulke
  12/25/25
I took a massive dose of DMT and this is 100% accurate. Not ...
arrogant meetinghouse
  12/25/25
(super smart guy, first day)
dashing orchid space yarmulke
  12/25/25
what? I'm being serious. are u being serious?
arrogant meetinghouse
  12/25/25
nobody should be promoting this trash as a tool for acquirin...
dashing orchid space yarmulke
  12/25/25
I'm not promoting it and wouldn't recommend to anyone
arrogant meetinghouse
  12/25/25
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lilac set azn
  12/25/25
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Internet-worthy corner
  12/25/25
lmao wow that's not it at all
lilac set azn
  12/25/25
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Internet-worthy corner
  12/25/25
"The Supreme Being, omnipotent and omnipresent and crea...
lilac set azn
  12/25/25
You’re assuming that this world is not created by some...
Internet-worthy corner
  12/25/25
it's ok to be wrong bro
lilac set azn
  12/25/25
Summon: Consuela
Marinating in Retards
  04/15/26
Jewish heaven is called the Gan Eden and it’s basicall...
Thriller locus water buffalo
  12/25/25
whoa crrrr friend and its like staring into a dynamic kal...
dashing orchid space yarmulke
  12/25/25
I agree hence why I cut big checks to my shul, observe Shabb...
Thriller locus water buffalo
  12/25/25
"don’t eat yummy delicious pork anymore" ...
chartreuse garrison brethren
  12/25/25
While I have your attention can you: 1) talk about why ban...
arrogant meetinghouse
  12/25/25
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Marinating in Retards
  04/15/26
The deep secret in real Judaism is that there’s reinca...
Internet-worthy corner
  12/25/25
?
chartreuse garrison brethren
  12/25/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaar_HaGilgulim don't read...
Internet-worthy corner
  12/25/25
If you want a good primer on the Jewish view I would suggest...
Thriller locus water buffalo
  12/25/25


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Date: December 25th, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: Internet-worthy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2...id..#49538746)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:01 AM
Author: dashing orchid space yarmulke

what the hell does this even "mean"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2...id..#49538754)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:01 AM
Author: Thriller locus water buffalo

The you on earth is the penultimate you in Judaism. When you return to the god head you aren’t you ever again but basically a data packet. Judaism is a dark freakin religion, bro. Aint no heaven in the Christian sense. The earthly experience is your ultimate experience in any form that the you that is you right now will ever enjoy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2...id..#49538755)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:03 AM
Author: dashing orchid space yarmulke

doesn't seem consistent w experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2...id..#49538757)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:05 AM
Author: Thriller locus water buffalo

You died and joined the god head and then came back to tell us about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2...id..#49538761)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:06 AM
Author: dashing orchid space yarmulke

buncha times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2...id..#49538763)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:06 AM
Author: arrogant meetinghouse

I took a massive dose of DMT and this is 100% accurate. Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2...id..#49538764)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:07 AM
Author: dashing orchid space yarmulke

(super smart guy, first day)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2...id..#49538767)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: arrogant meetinghouse

what? I'm being serious. are u being serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2...id..#49538769)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:10 AM
Author: dashing orchid space yarmulke

nobody should be promoting this trash as a tool for acquiring wisdom even as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2...id..#49538771)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:23 AM
Author: arrogant meetinghouse

I'm not promoting it and wouldn't recommend to anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2...id..#49538779)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: lilac set azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2...id..#49538781)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:38 AM
Author: Internet-worthy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2...id..#49538787)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:40 AM
Author: lilac set azn

lmao wow that's not it at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2...id..#49538788)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:45 AM
Author: Internet-worthy corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2...id..#49538790)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:46 AM
Author: lilac set azn

"The Supreme Being, omnipotent and omnipresent and creator of all, did some stuff even he doesn't have control over and its dangerous hehe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2...id..#49538791)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:48 AM
Author: Internet-worthy corner

You’re assuming that this world is not created by something created or Of the Supreme being

Hint it’s literally in the first word of genesis in the original Hebrew

K I’m retiring after this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2...id..#49538796)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:50 AM
Author: lilac set azn

it's ok to be wrong bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2...id..#49538799)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 4:40 AM
Author: Marinating in Retards

Summon: Consuela

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2...id..#49818574)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:10 AM
Author: Thriller locus water buffalo

Jewish heaven is called the Gan Eden and it’s basically summed up as you become like one more cell on God’s big toe and enjoy eternal closeness with the duder. When the messiah comes you will be resurrected on earth for God’s ultimate kingdom is a heaven on earth which we are supposed to spend our mortal lives making come to fruition through prayer and good works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2...id..#49538770)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:11 AM
Author: dashing orchid space yarmulke

whoa crrrr friend

and its like staring into a dynamic kaleidoscope but you feel kinda good and don't feel anything else

there is no real sense of time or suffering, but there is a sense of closeness and belonging

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2...id..#49538772)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:13 AM
Author: Thriller locus water buffalo

I agree hence why I cut big checks to my shul, observe Shabbat to the extent that I will only post when my kids aren’t in the room, don’t eat yummy delicious pork anymore, and would not spit on a burning Arab.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2...id..#49538774)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: chartreuse garrison brethren

"don’t eat yummy delicious pork anymore"

Be honest - do you secretly eat it when no one is watching?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2...id..#49540068)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:22 AM
Author: arrogant meetinghouse

While I have your attention can you:

1) talk about why banks love SAS so much for data crunching

2) rate the models/reporting you receive from 1-10

3) contemplate whether you'd ever use a semantic layer data AI that can build reports/models ad-hoc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2...id..#49538778)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 4:40 AM
Author: Marinating in Retards



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2...id..#49818573)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:29 AM
Author: Internet-worthy corner

The deep secret in real Judaism is that there’s reincarnation and it actually makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2...id..#49538782)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: chartreuse garrison brethren

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2...id..#49540069)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:57 PM
Author: Internet-worthy corner

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaar_HaGilgulim

don't read this btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2...id..#49540074)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:04 AM
Author: Thriller locus water buffalo

If you want a good primer on the Jewish view I would suggest reading Saturday the Rabbi Went Hungry. It’s a great murder mystery that really teaches you Judaism on top. I suggest it to all my non observant friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814018&forum_id=2...id..#49538760)