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My 401k is up 23% over past year, 7% YTD. Is that good?

I have $401,559.01 (LOL wow I have $401K in my 401k) in this...
gay impertinent theatre immigrant
  04/15/26
when I was a kid I thought 401K meant that's how much you we...
vivacious keepsake machete
  04/15/26
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gay impertinent theatre immigrant
  04/15/26
180
Cracking Zombie-like Bawdyhouse
  04/15/26
180 moniker
gaped masturbator
  04/16/26
my 401k was up hugely until recently, all my puts are there,...
Jet Geriatric Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike
  04/15/26
I just chose the low-risk managed portfolio and let do.
gay impertinent theatre immigrant
  04/15/26
low risk and it's managed? seems really dumb ngl. just put i...
Sapphire state
  04/15/26
Idk, it's Fidelity, I just chose one thing when I entered th...
gay impertinent theatre immigrant
  04/15/26
not a bad plan but he's right. managed means they take out f...
vivacious keepsake machete
  04/15/26
I remember it being under $100 per year. Maybe "managed...
gay impertinent theatre immigrant
  04/15/26
honestly it wasn't a bad move. and in your case, you're not ...
vivacious keepsake machete
  04/15/26
401ks typically only offer a handful of options.
abnormal community account jew
  04/16/26
FXAIX if it’s a fidelity plan, if you want a cheap SP5...
Contagious mustard dysfunction public bath
  04/15/26
how the furk is ur 401k up that much this year? i think QQQ ...
Jet Geriatric Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike
  04/15/26
When I opened it, I remember it kept recommending the high-v...
gay impertinent theatre immigrant
  04/15/26
protip: those portfolios are scams they prob raping u on fee...
Jet Geriatric Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike
  04/15/26
It's through Fidelity and I think it's less than $100 a year...
gay impertinent theatre immigrant
  04/15/26
they may claim $100 but then look at what funds or etf's the...
Jet Geriatric Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike
  04/15/26
Maybe if you're feeling greedy they might have a more aggres...
vivacious keepsake machete
  04/15/26
if it's managed, highly doubt it's only $100
Sapphire state
  04/15/26
they are scams that are 100,000x smarter than anything you h...
vivacious keepsake machete
  04/15/26
tbf, yes
Jet Geriatric Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike
  04/15/26
Here are the "asset classes," if this means anythi...
gay impertinent theatre immigrant
  04/15/26
This is a typical hedge fund set up, called a long-short str...
vivacious keepsake machete
  04/15/26
Seems like it's doing fine so far.
gay impertinent theatre immigrant
  04/15/26
I would agree. Very little downside. Just save more per mont...
vivacious keepsake machete
  04/15/26
this is gibberish
abnormal community account jew
  04/16/26
that much foreign stock is no bueno
Sapphire state
  04/15/26
Just realized my NW a year ago was 949,852, now it's like 1,...
Jet Geriatric Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike
  04/16/26
I bet heavily that the market will go up over the next 6 mon...
vivacious keepsake machete
  04/16/26
Prob since I just sold 200k of SPY QQQ etc, it will moon 20%...
Jet Geriatric Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike
  04/16/26
There is a way to change your life. You just have to admit t...
vivacious keepsake machete
  04/16/26
Yes, totally not tied to reality that Iran War and oil crisi...
Jet Geriatric Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike
  04/16/26
The People have spoken fren. I have investments in things I ...
vivacious keepsake machete
  04/16/26
the ppl havent spoken nigga, common person is buying puts ca...
Jet Geriatric Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike
  04/16/26
jfc you dont have to buy PUTS if you think it's the top i...
jade wagecucks
  04/16/26
NIGGA moar puts will maek up for my prior put losses
Jet Geriatric Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike
  04/16/26
Goddamn I furkin luv you
aquamarine dopamine selfie
  04/16/26
great moniker
jade wagecucks
  04/16/26
Ty bro
aquamarine dopamine selfie
  04/16/26
have you heard of this thing called a casino? it might be mo...
thriller bistre market candlestick maker
  04/16/26


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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: gay impertinent theatre immigrant

I have $401,559.01 (LOL wow I have $401K in my 401k) in this account and $48,142.04 in an IRA (up 3%).

(Not much other savings, though, since I'm a reckless spender and don't do any investment outside of the retirement funds.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49820099)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: vivacious keepsake machete

when I was a kid I thought 401K meant that's how much you were supposed to save up over time to retire on. I still do, but I used to too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49820157)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: gay impertinent theatre immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49820160)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Cracking Zombie-like Bawdyhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49820162)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: gaped masturbator

180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49821097)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Jet Geriatric Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike

my 401k was up hugely until recently, all my puts are there, im down like 100k in 1m or less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49820117)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: gay impertinent theatre immigrant

I just chose the low-risk managed portfolio and let do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49820118)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Sapphire state

low risk and it's managed? seems really dumb ngl. just put it in VOO to avoid big expense ratios. or is that because you don't have the option to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49820129)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: gay impertinent theatre immigrant

Idk, it's Fidelity, I just chose one thing when I entered the working world 11 years ago and haven't touched it since then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49820139)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: vivacious keepsake machete

not a bad plan but he's right. managed means they take out fees. VOO is ultra low fees and matches the US economy 1:1, which always goes up over time since its inception. Probably a better move to not be paying some douche to click to buy VOO for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49820164)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:38 PM
Author: gay impertinent theatre immigrant

I remember it being under $100 per year. Maybe "managed" isn't the right word? It's more of a pre-set option, not personalized for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49820167)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: vivacious keepsake machete

honestly it wasn't a bad move. and in your case, you're not super interested in the stock market, it's not bad at all.

between changing your investment strategy and changing your spending habits, you would be a millionaire by now if you changed your spending habits. if you changed your investment strategy you'd maybe make a little bit more than you have but not much. so probably fine in the grand scheme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49820177)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 7:43 AM
Author: abnormal community account jew

401ks typically only offer a handful of options.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49821083)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Contagious mustard dysfunction public bath

FXAIX if it’s a fidelity plan, if you want a cheap SP500 index

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49820194)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Jet Geriatric Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike

how the furk is ur 401k up that much this year? i think QQQ is still flat for year, oh its up 4%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49820120)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: gay impertinent theatre immigrant

When I opened it, I remember it kept recommending the high-volatility managed portfolio because I was young, but I chose the low-risk one because no one knows what's gonna happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49820124)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Jet Geriatric Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike

protip: those portfolios are scams they prob raping u on fees but TBF if i had done that shit id prob have 2.5m now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49820130)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: gay impertinent theatre immigrant

It's through Fidelity and I think it's less than $100 a year to have them do the stuff automatically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49820137)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: Jet Geriatric Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike

they may claim $100 but then look at what funds or etf's they pick, often higher exp ratio than fidelity is pretty cheap so maybe its ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49820183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: vivacious keepsake machete

Maybe if you're feeling greedy they might have a more aggressive trading strategy you could switch to. Maybe go from low risk to moderate. To be frank, the US economy is like an unstoppable freight train of greatness. Despite what people say in the media and all the negativity, the naysayers, the one thing America is an absolute genius at is capitalism. With my money, substantially less than yours, I bet on American corporations to find new ways to grow their businesses. The odds of me being wrong in the long run are almost zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49820185)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Sapphire state

if it's managed, highly doubt it's only $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49820446)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: vivacious keepsake machete

they are scams that are 100,000x smarter than anything you have ever done financially. In fact if you had done the same as oomox you would have minimum 3 million dollars right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49820173)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: Jet Geriatric Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike

tbf, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49820184)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: gay impertinent theatre immigrant

Here are the "asset classes," if this means anything to anyone: https://ibb.co/60rst3mS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49820148)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: vivacious keepsake machete

This is a typical hedge fund set up, called a long-short strategy. You're long on equities, short on the market (small percentage), and you have bonds that mitigate risk. This strategy captures the 'beta' of your equities which means it captures the growth of stocks independent of market volatility, i.e., it says you're confident that the companies you're invested in will come up with new ways to make money that don't have to do with the overall economy growing (such as growing population and macroeconomic trends).

I invite you to get a second opinion on this because I can't rubber stamp what I'm saying with a high degree of confidence, so compare notes with someone else before taking any action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49820201)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: gay impertinent theatre immigrant

Seems like it's doing fine so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49820222)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: vivacious keepsake machete

I would agree. Very little downside. Just save more per month and add to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49820239)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 7:42 AM
Author: abnormal community account jew

this is gibberish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49821080)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Sapphire state

that much foreign stock is no bueno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49820451)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:33 AM
Author: Jet Geriatric Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike

Just realized my NW a year ago was 949,852, now it's like 1,368,007 after my pathetic decisions, it shld be above 1.4m still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49821020)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:44 AM
Author: vivacious keepsake machete

I bet heavily that the market will go up over the next 6 months. I just want you to know that. With as much leverage as I can muster. We're going to the moon friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49821026)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: Jet Geriatric Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike

Prob since I just sold 200k of SPY QQQ etc, it will moon 20% at least. My SOXS will become literlaly worthless. Im so furking retarded man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49821028)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:55 AM
Author: vivacious keepsake machete

There is a way to change your life. You just have to admit to yourself that you are very prone to coming up with imaginative scenarios that are not tied to reality and then believing in them with strong conviction.

I've told this story a few times but during Covid I shorted the market because I began believing a bunch of nonsense. I convinced myself of a bunch of market analysis that simply was not true and I went through what you're going through.

All you can do is shrug your shoulders and admit to being wrong and try and move on. Look, a lot of people are surprised at how quickly the market roared back. I thought this would happen over a longer period of time, but not in two weeks. But that's the magic of the invisible hand that guides markets. It's not Jews or a conspiracy. It's the sum total of investors. It's the general public weighing in and saying we actually believe in the profitability and growth of American corporations. Once the veil was lifted on the fake Iran War economic crisis, people realized woah this stuff is all a lot more valuable than I thought. And once one person believed it, a hundred more did and then a a thousand and so forth. And that's really what happened. The Iran War panic was determined to be a nothingburher. Hence S&P ATH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49821029)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:59 AM
Author: Jet Geriatric Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike

Yes, totally not tied to reality that Iran War and oil crisis unseen in 50 years wld cause markets to at least tank 20%

This is all manipulated too, lol @ trying to pretend theres any fundamnetals driving this. Its furking Jews, 100%. U are a rat faced demonic Kike if u wont admit that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49821031)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:33 AM
Author: vivacious keepsake machete

The People have spoken fren. I have investments in things I neither like nor understand. I own them because other people like them. I own stuff I would never use. But it means something to somebody. That's the ugly truth about stocks. It may not be worth ATH to you. But that's what it's worth to someone willing to pay for it. This is a fundamental reality you must accept.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49821042)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: Jet Geriatric Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike

the ppl havent spoken nigga, common person is buying puts calling a top (as wld normally be obvious given this is a historically numba one rally of all time)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49821044)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: jade wagecucks

jfc you dont have to buy PUTS if you think it's the top

i sincerely hope you lose everything and end up back in the WAGE CAGE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49821100)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:30 AM
Author: Jet Geriatric Factory Reset Button Preventive Strike

NIGGA moar puts will maek up for my prior put losses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49821113)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: aquamarine dopamine selfie

Goddamn I furkin luv you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49821267)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: jade wagecucks

great moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49821283)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: aquamarine dopamine selfie

Ty bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49821460)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: thriller bistre market candlestick maker

have you heard of this thing called a casino? it might be more in your wheelhouse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id..#49821277)