went to this turbogoy wedding on a farm, like out in a hay f...	drunken field private investor	08/21/26
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Date: August 21st, 2026 5:39 PM Author: drunken field private investor went to this turbogoy wedding on a farm, like out in a hay field with a barn. Groom was a college aged guy who plays pro hockey. Had a lot of his Hockey teammates at the wedding and it was a real locker room atmosphere. He was trying to show off and make them laugh. He gets up at the reception and gives a speech saying he can't wait to have "married sex" he said "now i won't have to do any foreplay at all, no kissing or nipple or hand stuff, just straight thrust & nut and go to sleep". All of his friends were laughing but many women were mortified. The bride was nervously chuckling. Her dad who is bald was turning beet red. He said "she's already took a dump in front of me so the window has slammed on all that romantic stuff, it stank in there like a dead skunk pulled out of a swamp" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895730&forum_id=2...id..#50083733)

Date: August 21st, 2026 5:42 PM Author: Carnelian background story juggernaut Did he talk about how he'll be able to watch Instagram reels in bed after nutting instead of having to do some cuddling in order to ensure there would be a "next time" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895730&forum_id=2...id..#50083737)

Date: August 21st, 2026 6:12 PM Author: electric offensive generalized bond box office Yeah good luck with that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895730&forum_id=2...id..#50083786)