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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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ultramarine place of business
  05/20/25
We're doing rape tape right now.
kink-friendly yarmulke boiling water
  05/20/25
Never played it
ultramarine place of business
  05/20/25
Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
Startled parlor
  05/20/25
It came out in 1997
ultramarine place of business
  05/20/25
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Violent magical cumskin
  10/24/25
wario land
stimulating selfie
  05/20/25
Wario Land is a prestigious game
ultramarine place of business
  05/20/25
Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
Aphrodisiac jet stag film athletic conference
  05/20/25
Yeah that was engagement bait
ultramarine place of business
  05/20/25
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Violent magical cumskin
  10/23/25
Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
boyish goal in life
  05/21/25
Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy ...
ultramarine place of business
  10/23/25
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Violent magical cumskin
  10/23/25
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silver narrow-minded gaping step-uncle's house
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Violent magical cumskin
  10/24/25
All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
razzmatazz rough-skinned theater stage
  10/23/25
Jesus
kink-friendly yarmulke boiling water
  10/23/25
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Violent magical cumskin
  10/24/25
Vector man is incredibly Scummy
fragrant hell scourge upon the earth
  10/25/25
Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
fragrant hell scourge upon the earth
  10/25/25
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
kink-friendly yarmulke boiling water
  10/25/25
Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
fragrant hell scourge upon the earth
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Violent magical cumskin
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fragrant hell scourge upon the earth
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ultramarine place of business
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Violent magical cumskin
  10/25/25
Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mech...
coalition of rabbis
  08/25/26
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lfo
  08/26/26
The Oddworld series was fucking great. Even the Xbox one (d...
Fucking Fuckface
  08/26/26


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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: ultramarine place of business

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: kink-friendly yarmulke boiling water

We're doing rape tape right now.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: ultramarine place of business

Never played it

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Startled parlor

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: ultramarine place of business

It came out in 1997

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Violent magical cumskin



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: stimulating selfie

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: ultramarine place of business

Wario Land is a prestigious game

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac jet stag film athletic conference

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: ultramarine place of business

Yeah that was engagement bait

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Violent magical cumskin



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: boyish goal in life

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: ultramarine place of business

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Violent magical cumskin



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: silver narrow-minded gaping step-uncle's house



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Violent magical cumskin



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz rough-skinned theater stage

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: kink-friendly yarmulke boiling water

Jesus

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Violent magical cumskin



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: fragrant hell scourge upon the earth

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: fragrant hell scourge upon the earth

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: kink-friendly yarmulke boiling water

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: fragrant hell scourge upon the earth

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Violent magical cumskin



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: fragrant hell scourge upon the earth

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Violent magical cumskin

180

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: ultramarine place of business



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Violent magical cumskin



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Date: August 25th, 2026 11:17 PM
Author: coalition of rabbis

Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mechanics

Loved when games did this. Rarely see it now.

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Date: August 26th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: lfo



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Date: August 26th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

The Oddworld series was fucking great. Even the Xbox one (didn't play the last one that was a shooter or some shit...only the ones where you controlled motherfuckers like Abe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2...id..#50094784)