MPA will be 43 when he has first child (still younger than ricky & RSF)
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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:12 PM Author: dead heaven pocket flask
"celebrate misery"
this post implies (1) that MPA will marry his girlfriend, that (2) MPA will have children with his girlfriend, and (3) that this will all happen in the not too distant future. it is just done in a subtle way lovingly poking fun at him a bit.
you are legitimately retarded. i do not forecast a great future for you with the gross sharter girlfriend.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821651) |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 4:16 PM Author: dead heaven pocket flask
everyone on xo is in their 40s or near their 40s. i assume MPA is 41 or 42. so the OP is that MPA will have kids by 43. yes, he will be an old dad, but he will still be a dad, and with his current girlfriend is the prediction in this thread
unfortunately UMC chicks require marriage for kids, it sucks and its an awful deal for the guy but it is what it is
thinking about you and your gassy gf texting about your bowel movements legitimately makes me nauseous
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821790) |
Date: April 16th, 2026 2:14 PM Author: galvanic newt
Why is this supposed to matter for men? I see idiots say shit like “well… well… you don’t want to be 60 at a high school graduation! 🥴🥴🥴” Who fucking cares?
Men can have kids whenever and it’s just feminist agitprop to claim there is some age-indexed expiration date on male fertility.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821530) |
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