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MPA will be 43 when he has first child (still younger than ricky & RSF)

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dead heaven pocket flask
  04/13/26
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Amethyst Greedy Business Firm
  04/14/26
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dead heaven pocket flask
  04/16/26
Hyman is right. Rsf is never having kids. Hes like 47 lol
Amethyst Greedy Business Firm
  04/16/26
de niro just had a kid at like 80 and alec baldwin just had ...
dead heaven pocket flask
  04/16/26
you really enjoy celebrating negativity.
aphrodisiac ungodly halford
  04/16/26
juth be pothitive
slap-happy parlor
  04/16/26
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dead heaven pocket flask
  04/16/26
there's a difference between being positive and actively cel...
aphrodisiac ungodly halford
  04/16/26
i am *for* MPA, big fan of his, your little peabrain can't w...
dead heaven pocket flask
  04/16/26
you are miserable and celebrate misery. i didnt say that cel...
aphrodisiac ungodly halford
  04/16/26
"celebrate misery" this post implies (1) that M...
dead heaven pocket flask
  04/16/26
to me it reads as "even if mpa does remarry he'll be an...
aphrodisiac ungodly halford
  04/16/26
everyone on xo is in their 40s or near their 40s. i assume ...
dead heaven pocket flask
  04/16/26
yeah having the intimacy and trust to joke about gross stuff...
aphrodisiac ungodly halford
  04/16/26
you're 43 and childless brother
dead heaven pocket flask
  04/16/26
Id rather be brown with no kids than “white” and...
violent flesh theater sweet tailpipe
  04/16/26
ok champ
dead heaven pocket flask
  04/16/26
Why is this supposed to matter for men? I see idiots say shi...
galvanic newt
  04/16/26
I'd argue there is some life benefit to being alive, lucid, ...
Concupiscible laser beams
  04/16/26
True, but you can provide a lot of the same with a 10-15 yea...
Sienna Haunted Graveyard
  04/16/26
There's an infinite amount of shit that you could've done be...
irradiated misanthropic brethren church
  04/16/26
I’m older than most of the other dads in my kids&rsquo...
Gay arousing gunner
  04/16/26
it's not just about being old itself, it's that you have les...
aphrodisiac ungodly halford
  04/16/26
Yeah, sometimes I wish people warned me more about how much ...
ebony domesticated native headpube
  04/16/26
OP has brown kids, no?
violent flesh theater sweet tailpipe
  04/16/26
wouldn't they technically be half brown
dead heaven pocket flask
  04/16/26
jews arent white so no
aphrodisiac ungodly halford
  04/16/26
wouldn't that still be "half brown", or are non-se...
dead heaven pocket flask
  04/16/26
half brown implies the other half is white. you never hear a...
aphrodisiac ungodly halford
  04/16/26
Does he have a shitty blog nobody reads
white orchestra pit
  04/16/26
what are some "great blogs everyone reads" to you
dead heaven pocket flask
  04/16/26
I am young and beautiful and you have no kids and a failing ...
big-titted high-end state boltzmann
  04/19/26
He has a wife and kids iirc
coral thirsty yarmulke den
  04/19/26
My blog is intentionally narrowing scope , I could keep the ...
dead heaven pocket flask
  04/19/26
So did Obama allegedly
violent flesh theater sweet tailpipe
  04/19/26


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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: dead heaven pocket flask



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Date: April 14th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: Amethyst Greedy Business Firm



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: dead heaven pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821436)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: Amethyst Greedy Business Firm

Hyman is right. Rsf is never having kids. Hes like 47 lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821438)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: dead heaven pocket flask

de niro just had a kid at like 80 and alec baldwin just had like 5 kids at 60+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821443)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ungodly halford

you really enjoy celebrating negativity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821513)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:13 PM
Author: slap-happy parlor

juth be pothitive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821524)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: dead heaven pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821559)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ungodly halford

there's a difference between being positive and actively celebrating everyone's misfortune.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821603)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: dead heaven pocket flask

i am *for* MPA, big fan of his, your little peabrain can't wrap your head around my approach

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821630)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:09 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ungodly halford

you are miserable and celebrate misery. i didnt say that celebration means you don't like the person. odd case that with your gigantic, non-peabrain you frequently engage in nonresponsive sophistry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821645)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: dead heaven pocket flask

"celebrate misery"

this post implies (1) that MPA will marry his girlfriend, that (2) MPA will have children with his girlfriend, and (3) that this will all happen in the not too distant future. it is just done in a subtle way lovingly poking fun at him a bit.

you are legitimately retarded. i do not forecast a great future for you with the gross sharter girlfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821651)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ungodly halford

to me it reads as "even if mpa does remarry he'll be an old dad." especially knowing the context about how you also poasted endlessly mocking him for considering marriage again. i don't think anyone, whether they are familar with you or not, would read this as positive with some light ribbing.

my gassy gf is gorgeous, my present is 180, and there's little reason to expect my future won't be 180 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821661)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: dead heaven pocket flask

everyone on xo is in their 40s or near their 40s. i assume MPA is 41 or 42. so the OP is that MPA will have kids by 43. yes, he will be an old dad, but he will still be a dad, and with his current girlfriend is the prediction in this thread

unfortunately UMC chicks require marriage for kids, it sucks and its an awful deal for the guy but it is what it is

thinking about you and your gassy gf texting about your bowel movements legitimately makes me nauseous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821790)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ungodly halford

yeah having the intimacy and trust to joke about gross stuff is 120. if only i was in an unhappy marriage with someone i viscetally hate and avoid by spending my free time writing blackpill book reports and reveling is the misfortunes of strangers online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821799)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: dead heaven pocket flask

you're 43 and childless brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821856)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: violent flesh theater sweet tailpipe

Id rather be brown with no kids than “white” and having brown kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821861)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: dead heaven pocket flask

ok champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821865)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: galvanic newt

Why is this supposed to matter for men? I see idiots say shit like “well… well… you don’t want to be 60 at a high school graduation! 🥴🥴🥴” Who fucking cares?

Men can have kids whenever and it’s just feminist agitprop to claim there is some age-indexed expiration date on male fertility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821530)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Concupiscible laser beams

I'd argue there is some life benefit to being alive, lucid, and possibly ambulatory when your children have kids of their own

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821538)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:31 PM
Author: Sienna Haunted Graveyard

True, but you can provide a lot of the same with a 10-15 year younger trophy life and an estate that will provide for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821582)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: irradiated misanthropic brethren church

There's an infinite amount of shit that you could've done better in life, there's a reason why people harp on this specifically so often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821605)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Gay arousing gunner

I’m older than most of the other dads in my kids’ classes and it’s 180, I mog the fuck out of those twinks at every opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821601)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ungodly halford

it's not just about being old itself, it's that you have less energy, your body starts breaking down, etc.

every guy i know that has had kids with a big age gap has commented on how much harder it is. and im sure kids develop better with a younger father than a grandpa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821611)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: ebony domesticated native headpube

Yeah, sometimes I wish people warned me more about how much less energy I’d have at 40 but then again, my life felt too unstable in my late 20s-early 30s so I can’t really say I should have had kids then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821869)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: violent flesh theater sweet tailpipe

OP has brown kids, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821835)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: dead heaven pocket flask

wouldn't they technically be half brown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821859)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ungodly halford

jews arent white so no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821866)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: dead heaven pocket flask

wouldn't that still be "half brown", or are non-sephardic jews brown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821871)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac ungodly halford

half brown implies the other half is white. you never hear anyone call tiger woods "half black", it's "half black and half asian."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821907)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: white orchestra pit

Does he have a shitty blog nobody reads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821855)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: dead heaven pocket flask

what are some "great blogs everyone reads" to you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49821862)



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Date: April 19th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: big-titted high-end state boltzmann

I am young and beautiful and you have no kids and a failing blog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49827702)



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Date: April 19th, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: coral thirsty yarmulke den

He has a wife and kids iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49827742)



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Date: April 19th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: dead heaven pocket flask

My blog is intentionally narrowing scope , I could keep the goyslop culture war stuff if I wanted a big audience

In boomer years 43 is like a baby though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49827754)



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Date: April 19th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: violent flesh theater sweet tailpipe

So did Obama allegedly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id..#49827757)