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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Maroon hot sex offender point
  07/17/22
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Fear-inspiring nibblets
  07/17/22
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Copper marvelous stage candlestick maker
  07/17/22
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galvanic rose school
  07/18/22
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Maroon hot sex offender point
  09/29/22
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Maroon hot sex offender point
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
Mind-boggling Locale
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
Mind-boggling Locale
  01/07/23
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galvanic rose school
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
titillating goyim
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
titillating goyim
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
fiercely-loyal people who are hurt karate
  03/18/23
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Maroon hot sex offender point
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
titillating goyim
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
insane theatre tattoo
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
frozen charismatic halford
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
opaque razzle house laser beams
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
opaque razzle house laser beams
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
opaque razzle house laser beams
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
violent crackhouse
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
opaque razzle house laser beams
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
opaque razzle house laser beams
  08/23/24
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opaque razzle house laser beams
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
opaque razzle house laser beams
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
opaque razzle house laser beams
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
opaque razzle house laser beams
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
crawly garrison chad
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
Trip Brethren Stead
  09/28/24
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Maroon hot sex offender point
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
opaque razzle house laser beams
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
opaque razzle house laser beams
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
need tokens
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Maroon hot sex offender point

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Copper marvelous stage candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: galvanic rose school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Maroon hot sex offender point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Maroon hot sex offender point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Locale

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Locale

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: galvanic rose school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: titillating goyim

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: titillating goyim

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal people who are hurt karate

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Maroon hot sex offender point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: titillating goyim

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: insane theatre tattoo

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: frozen charismatic halford

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: opaque razzle house laser beams

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: opaque razzle house laser beams

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: opaque razzle house laser beams

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: violent crackhouse

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: opaque razzle house laser beams

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: opaque razzle house laser beams

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: opaque razzle house laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: opaque razzle house laser beams

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: opaque razzle house laser beams

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: opaque razzle house laser beams

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: crawly garrison chad

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: Trip Brethren Stead

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Maroon hot sex offender point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: opaque razzle house laser beams

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: opaque razzle house laser beams

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: need tokens

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2...id..#49932244)