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Latest revisionist history is that Troy was critically acclaimed

Everyone acts like it's a classic when it was pretty poorly ...
Saffron thriller faggotry immigrant
  05/14/26
It looks like Amadeus compared to what Nolan is outputting
beady-eyed fishy stock car
  05/14/26
Maybe it'll be better than The Odyssey but it's still slop t...
Saffron thriller faggotry immigrant
  05/14/26
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Excitant university
  05/15/26
the movie isnt even out yet you fucking nigger troy sucke...
Copper Plaza
  05/15/26
Sorry, Christopher, I'm sure it will get in everywhere it ap...
ocher becky
  05/15/26
(Wolfgang Petersen's ghost)
Copper Plaza
  05/15/26
It was a masterpiece compared to any "films" relea...
Grizzly marvelous cumskin center
  05/14/26
no one liked this movie or thought it was anything other tha...
Amber Principal's Office Old Irish Cottage
  05/14/26
stunting/choreography/acting/cinematography/character develo...
Crawly tantric kitchen patrolman
  05/14/26
Fantastic 1800000 WHITE cast Brad Pitt is 180, simple as. S...
Vibrant Generalized Bond Corner
  05/15/26
It was panned when it came out
Insanely creepy multi-billionaire parlour
  05/15/26
yeah troy got pretty bad reviews, i remember seeing it in th...
Ivory stirring internal respiration
  05/15/26
The action was good. Disappointing for such an important fil...
Excitant university
  05/15/26
maybe ill give it another watch.
Ivory stirring internal respiration
  05/15/26
It wasn't exactly supposed to be a summer blockbuster. It ha...
ocher becky
  05/15/26
I haven't watched it in years so I cannot tell you why I was...
Excitant university
  05/15/26
A lot of lithping fags complained that it WASN'T FAITHFUL TO...
honey-headed appetizing site therapy
  05/15/26
Bloom is an annoying bitch but I think that's his part and i...
ocher becky
  05/15/26
I remember Eric Bana's performance being shitty and I don't ...
Excitant university
  05/15/26
OToole was the terrible one. Totally mailed it in but he's d...
ocher becky
  05/15/26
Don't remember them at all. I've been meaning to rewatch Tro...
Excitant university
  05/15/26
Getting the part meant getting to watch Brad Pitt on set wit...
ocher becky
  05/15/26
Some of my favorite movies got terrible reception. Apocalypt...
ocher becky
  05/15/26
it's just nostalgiaslop there is now an entire cultural h...
Copper Plaza
  05/15/26
You're not going to gaslight me into thinking media is just ...
Excitant university
  05/15/26
there were a lot of shitty movies released back then and tro...
Copper Plaza
  05/15/26
Yes it does, because whether something is "good" o...
Excitant university
  05/15/26
You're right but you're arguing with a miserable know it all...
Irradiated fluffy candlestick maker
  05/15/26
I think it's being appreciated. It's a great mix of action w...
ocher becky
  05/15/26
the idea that the police chief from super troopers can also ...
french public bath private investor
  05/15/26
I honestly didn't appreciate him properly until Succession
ocher becky
  05/15/26
...
boyish property water buffalo
  05/15/26
I recall it having pacing issues and being unfavorably compa...
Beta emerald brunch
  05/15/26
Troy have no pace!!
Sienna odious church building stain
  05/15/26


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Date: May 14th, 2026 11:20 AM
Author: Saffron thriller faggotry immigrant

Everyone acts like it's a classic when it was pretty poorly received when it came out. When did everyone start loving this movie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885268)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: beady-eyed fishy stock car

It looks like Amadeus compared to what Nolan is outputting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885270)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Saffron thriller faggotry immigrant

Maybe it'll be better than The Odyssey but it's still slop that completely changed the story and had a lot of poor performances. Eric Bana keeps it from being complete shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885277)



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Date: May 15th, 2026 9:18 AM
Author: Excitant university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885598)



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Date: May 15th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: Copper Plaza

the movie isnt even out yet you fucking nigger

troy sucked fat donkey nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885704)



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Date: May 15th, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: ocher becky

Sorry, Christopher, I'm sure it will get in everywhere it applies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885714)



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Date: May 15th, 2026 10:02 AM
Author: Copper Plaza

(Wolfgang Petersen's ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885719)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: Grizzly marvelous cumskin center

It was a masterpiece compared to any "films" released today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885273)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Amber Principal's Office Old Irish Cottage

no one liked this movie or thought it was anything other than prenatal capeshit. eric bana is cute though imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885302)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 11:47 AM
Author: Crawly tantric kitchen patrolman

stunting/choreography/acting/cinematography/character development/special effects/cgi were all top notch and are infinitely better than any of the crap that comes out today. it got knocked for "historical accuracy" by faggot "historians". top 100 film of all time for sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885310)



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Date: May 15th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Vibrant Generalized Bond Corner

Fantastic 1800000 WHITE cast

Brad Pitt is 180, simple as. Should have gotten Oscar nom. "The gods envy us" and the death of Patroclus are incredible scenes.

Peter O'Toole

Wisely didn't try to have CGI gods floating around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885552)



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Date: May 15th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: Insanely creepy multi-billionaire parlour

It was panned when it came out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885588)



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Date: May 15th, 2026 9:18 AM
Author: Ivory stirring internal respiration

yeah troy got pretty bad reviews, i remember seeing it in the theater, it wasnt very good, though brad pitt did look great in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885597)



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Date: May 15th, 2026 9:20 AM
Author: Excitant university

The action was good. Disappointing for such an important film at the time. However now that media is become so slopified people rewatching it review it more favorably than they did at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885602)



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Date: May 15th, 2026 9:26 AM
Author: Ivory stirring internal respiration

maybe ill give it another watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885624)



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Date: May 15th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: ocher becky

It wasn't exactly supposed to be a summer blockbuster. It had an R rating after all. I liked it at the time and said so to many people. Good action movie with tits and it has an awesome historical backdrop. How did it disappoint again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885636)



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Date: May 15th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Excitant university

I haven't watched it in years so I cannot tell you why I was disappointed specifically, but I do recall being disappointed, and my experience wasn't unique and is reflected in the reviews at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885671)



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Date: May 15th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: honey-headed appetizing site therapy

A lot of lithping fags complained that it WASN'T FAITHFUL TO THE ILIAD!! And there was a general backlash against Orlando Bloom for being a prettyboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885702)



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Date: May 15th, 2026 10:00 AM
Author: ocher becky

Bloom is an annoying bitch but I think that's his part and it's juxtaposed against Pitt, who is this super alpha.

I've probably watched Troy more than anyone on the bort. I even let my kids watch it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885707)



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Date: May 15th, 2026 10:00 AM
Author: Excitant university

I remember Eric Bana's performance being shitty and I don't think I was the only one considering how his career went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885708)



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Date: May 15th, 2026 10:02 AM
Author: ocher becky

OToole was the terrible one. Totally mailed it in but he's dead like a year later. Brian Cox was awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885718)



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Date: May 15th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Excitant university

Don't remember them at all. I've been meaning to rewatch Troy before this thread, and now I will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885736)



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Date: May 15th, 2026 10:09 AM
Author: ocher becky

Getting the part meant getting to watch Brad Pitt on set with his own eyes, which is a sight that left Cox gobsmacked. As the actor recalled, “I remember at one point being agog at Brad. He’d never been in costumes like that… Brad walked on set and my jaw was down because he was so stunningly beautiful. I’m straight but I thought, ‘Wow, my God! This guy is stunning.’ What chance does one have on the screen against this beautiful, beautiful man?”

Pitt did a shitload of steroids for the part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885738)



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Date: May 15th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: ocher becky

Some of my favorite movies got terrible reception. Apocalypto is an excellent example. Perfect movie and possibly my favorite. 60% favorable reviews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885705)



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Date: May 15th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Copper Plaza

it's just nostalgiaslop

there is now an entire cultural habit of saying of "weren't things great back then" if even something was objectively utter horseshit. the shit didn't smell better, it was just different colored shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885706)



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Date: May 15th, 2026 10:06 AM
Author: Excitant university

You're not going to gaslight me into thinking media is just as good today as it was before. You'd agree that media changes, right? Which inherently means the quality changes, which is subjective.

*I* think Troy is better relative to the average movie released today, and I think is was worse relative the average movie released at the time. This isn't nostalgiaslop, it's me just not liking most shit released today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885734)



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Date: May 15th, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Copper Plaza

there were a lot of shitty movies released back then and troy is one of them. it's like holding up transformers as some great paragon of the past

there were more *good* movies released 20 years ago, but that doesn't make the shitty ones any less shitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885739)



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Date: May 15th, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Excitant university

Yes it does, because whether something is "good" or "shit" is an opinion on it's quality relative to everything else. It was shit at the time but it's good relative to 2026 slop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885754)



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Date: May 15th, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: Irradiated fluffy candlestick maker

You're right but you're arguing with a miserable know it all faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885741)



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Date: May 15th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: ocher becky

I think it's being appreciated. It's a great mix of action with the spectacle of those old Hollywood epics. Brad Pitt on literal steroids and naked no less. An amazing cast. Brian Cox, Orlando Bloom and hot chicks with an R rating.

I tried to rewatch the Alexander movie about a year ago and it was garbage.

Don't get me started on John Carter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885613)



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Date: May 15th, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: french public bath private investor

the idea that the police chief from super troopers can also pass as a ancient greek warlord king is 180. Brian Cox has some range.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885713)



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Date: May 15th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: ocher becky

I honestly didn't appreciate him properly until Succession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885721)



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Date: May 15th, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: boyish property water buffalo



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Date: May 15th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Beta emerald brunch

I recall it having pacing issues and being unfavorably compared to Gladiator

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885760)



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Date: May 15th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Sienna odious church building stain

Troy have no pace!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866599&forum_id=2...id..#49885937)